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Roll to Dodge: Well, Here I am

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Seon, Feb 27, 2010.

  1. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    :bump:
     
  2. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    You think I should still continue this?...
     
  3. civplayah

    civplayah phantasm

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    I think so.
     
  4. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    I'm bored, so I say YES!
     
  5. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    Do you want to continue this?
     
  6. Earthling

    Earthling Deity

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    I'm in for the silliness if you all are continuing I guess, currently no other forum games going for me right now (but some mafia/related games may be starting back up, but this shouldn't be too much time.)
     
  7. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    5: You win the game. Risk, I mean. That game's almost impossible to win... (+15 points of victory :))


    3: You trip

    1: You give Sasha to one of the hell hounds.

    6: Teletubby, now with more HD channels than ever before!

    3: You trip on choxorn.

    5: Attack in the name of the fuhrer! My god, what happened to the fuhrer's face?

    3: (Yay less than 6) You trip on kill fire

    6: You high jump over the pileup of bodies and through the wall and into the Arms Dealer's bedroom

    6: 'nuff said (+15 points)
     
  8. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    Well, I kinda forgot what I was fighting you over, so how about we just forget any of this ever happened Earthling.
     
  9. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    I throw kill fire and Double A's bodies off of me in a way that is awesome enough to grant me points.
     
  10. civplayah

    civplayah phantasm

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    I advance in the ranks of competitive Risk.
     
  11. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    I beat Dwarf Fortress.
     
  12. landlubber

    landlubber Scottish Nationalist

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    I eat Tubby Custard.
     
  13. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    3: Oh no, he seems to have gone. Perhaps I can entertain you.

    2: A hell hound trips on you.

    6: You become the greatest strategist of all times. In Risk, I mean.

    Because of your glory, an observatory suddenly sprouts in the house, complete with a telescope and a book of eldritch lore.

    5: Error error errorYouWON!errorerrorerror.
    +20 points for beating the system

    3: You find a half empty bowl of custard and a teddy bear.

    A hell hound starts revving its minigun!

    That means everyone should duck for cover now.
     
  14. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    I take cover.
     
  15. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    I find the sword Darklight lying on the ground, which gives a massive attack bonus to demons, including hell hounds. I might as well just find a Dragon Scimitar, but Darklight just sounds cooler.
     
  16. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    Wow, I didn't think that was physically possible.

    I use my now undoubtedly large stockpile of adamantium and magma to arm myself with the finest weapons and armor available.
     
  17. landlubber

    landlubber Scottish Nationalist

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  18. civplayah

    civplayah phantasm

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    I take a look through the telescope.
     

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