Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Seon, Feb 27, 2010.
Fine, just the AK-47 and the Shotgun then.
But you can never have too many guns.
I knew I was forgetting about something.
5: You get an answer. Answer is pi followed by a rulebook hurtling towards you
Roll to Dodge!: 4: Your hat falls off.
Come on men! Those sleekit, timorous beasties can never beat the likes of us!
I blind the mice via incanting anti-mouse nursery rhymes, leaving them weakened and unable to dodge the blows from the other homo sapiens. (I believe I'm in the kitchen so after that group, right?)
I pick up a gun from the weapons dealer and assault the mice from safety.
I move to the kitchen and prepare everyone a very nice breakfast.
I go back and trade my services to the gun dealer in exchange for a weapon powerful enough to defend myself against the average enemy.
As Perfection goes to make breakfast, I do lucky no. 3 with the arms dealer.
I check my back pocket in search of a weapon that may have suddenly appeared in it while congratulating myself for the defeat of both Ayn Rand and the Alien.
I remove the 'Cat' part of my name and thus obtain a cat to kill all the mice.
(in the kitchen)
I pick up my hat, and throw it to the GM.
Sigh. I'll just try and go inside again.
(You are inside. I wasn't that heartless)
Oh, all I saw was me having 3 HP left.
So, I go to the medicine cabinet and medicate myself while weeping uncontrollably.
Eh, screw it, suicide bomb. One RTD is enough for me.
Hurry the up so I can laugh when I see you go boom
5: Taken. AK-47 have 96 bullets left. Combat Shotgun has 15 bullets left (AK-47 = +1 to attack roll. Shotgun= +1 to defence roll. Shotgun is currently equipped)
You kill them (Rat Horde A eliminated). You also leave the other homo sapiens in the kitchen weakened.
The Rat Horde A leaves an item! $2 is lying on the kitchen along with dead rats!
2: You kick down the door to the Weapons Dealer while she is still getting dressed. Awkwardness ensues. Followed by several blasts from her Sonic Pistol
4: -5 point for you boyo. You should get that pants dry cleaned.
3(2): You find yourself cooking rats while you were dazed by Earthling's obnoxious sounds. They then catch on fire and turns to ash.
6: You get the epic spear that shoots spears of the freaking gods.
6: Gah (+20 points)
Your hand moves towards you pocket when not quite so dead Ayn Rand shoots a blast of ice at you
ROLL TO DODGE! 4: Your cheek has been bitten by frost. (-2 HP)
3(2): Whatever bureaucrats that has a duty to deal with people's name are quite adamant that 'tharsis is not a good enough name, and that the annoying sounds that Earthling makes is not helping.
1:The spinning rulebook returns and attempts to exist in the same spot that your hat once was, along with most of your head.
3: It is quite surprising how much of an impact force that 357 page book can have. As you lay collapsed next to it, the book opens to the passage that says "You can't eat a pie if you don't have one."
I am paraphrasing, of course. But that's basically it. (-5 HP)
6: 15 HP regained! you also find yourself staring at your second head.
You implode, leaving only your sunglass behind.
The corpse of the alien dissolves and leaves $40!
Mice Horde C attacks!
Roll to Dodge for Choxorn! 1(2): You waste a shot in panic as the mice approached. They then bite you in the leg (-2 HP).
Mice Horde D Attacks!
Roll to Dodge for TheLastOne36!:
1: it bites you in the place (-3 HP)
Ayn Rand makes a move to heal herself...
6: (+20 HP). Ayn Rand is upgraded. Now she is the...
Roy strikes out against the rats!
Roll to Dodge for the Mice Horde D! 2: Mice Horde D eliminated.
I use the vending machine to get a nice weapon.
I use the Mystery Box to get a nice weapon
I 'persuade' the weapons dealer to give me her sonic pistol
AH GOD KILL IT
I shoot the Big Sister with enough force that it makes the rules of awesomeness apply for massive damage.
I attack the the big sister with my spear.
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