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Roll to Dodge: Well, Here I am

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Seon, Feb 27, 2010.

  1. Earthling

    Earthling Deity

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    I would love to help against the over-resilient Randroid attacks, or maybe the mice but it was hardly worth the effort before (by the way - what did I actually roll? Not complaining, just wondering).

    But I can't miss this opportunity. I mean, lookit civplayah!

    I tell civplayah's new head it should name itself Zaphod, and secretly work to get a portion of civplayah's and his collective brains erased in order to set up some scheme for the future.
     
  2. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    You rolled a 6
     
  3. BananaLee

    BananaLee Fruity Penguin

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    As a gentleman who wants to earn more points and get more 6s (pun!) with the arms dealer, I ensure CCRunner fails in his attempt to "liberate" the sonic pistol with witty insults.
     
  4. Milarqui

    Milarqui Deity

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    I power up like Son Goku and give the Big Sister the beating of its life.
     
  5. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    THAT TWO DOLLA BILL IS MINE! :mwaha:
     
  6. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    Why did I get -1 to my roll?

    I try to find a pizza in the fridge. Not to use as a weapon, I'm just hungry now.
     
  7. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    F***. I get a 6, and BAD stuff happens? Mind as well change it tto a "1" for what happened there.

    Well, I'm going to have to make points up somehow. First, Put the Eye back into the socket. It might not work again, but I won't look like a freak.
     
  8. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    A 6 is an overshoot, which in some cases can be good, in others it can be bad.
     
  9. Milarqui

    Milarqui Deity

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    Yeah, I still remember when, in the first RtD, I was chained to the wall and overshot my escape, jumping straight into a set of shelves. :D
     
  10. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    To be honest, I'd forgotten what an evil RtD GM Seon is. I'd got used to my plans actually working some of the time.
     
  11. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    Plan? There is no plan. There's hardly any rules!
     
  12. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    Who was it again that blew himself up? Oh god that was funny.
     
  13. Milarqui

    Milarqui Deity

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    Don't remember. I still remember, though, about the guy that transformed into The Hulk, managed to make an explosive out of his earwax, got imprisoned in a block of lead and then someone decided to cook him up, thus resulting in a huge explosion. :D:D:D :lol:
     
  14. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    You gotta love how ridiculous this game is.
     
  15. BananaLee

    BananaLee Fruity Penguin

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    Ridiculousity is the name of the game, mate.
     
  16. landlubber

    landlubber Scottish Nationalist

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    I'm in.
    For my first action, I steal civplayah's bed.
     
  17. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    Playtime's Over
    Death awaits you with big, pointy teeth.

    1: You put the Plasma Rifle MK-5 and the SAW back into the vending machine

    [QUOTE-TheLastOne]I use the Mystery Box to get a nice weapon [/QUOTE]
    4: You open the box. A baton is inside. (+1 defence)

    5: You use the Intimidate Dialogue option. Mass Effect style. She gives the pistol to you.

    1: You shoot the Big Sister with enough force that it makes the rules of awesomeness apply for her to heal completely. (-1 shotgun shell for Choxorn)

    2(4): a lone spear shoots towards the Big Sister
    ROLL TO DODGE FOR THE BIG SISTER (yup. She has enough reflex...)
    2: It impacts her squarely in the chest (-9 HP)

    6: ...:mwaha:

    Civplayah/Zaphod goes into the secret lab... (discovered while Zaphod was trying to make Galactic what'smacallythingy that hits you like a gold brick wrapped around a lemon or vice versa). Few minutes later he wakes up where Earthling first manipulated him again.

    5: The Arms dealer disarms CCrunner and shoots him in the face with her sonic pistol

    ROLL TO DODGE! 6: You quickly twist your body aside, kick the weapon out of her hand, grab it in the air, kick the Arms Dealer out of her room, and write a book about it midair.

    3: Nothing happens. Big Sister gives you a funny look, pulls the spear out of her chest and throws it at you
    ROLL TO DODGE! 3: It pins you by the foot (-4 HP. Immobile)

    4: It's yours.

    1: The fridge asplodes.

    ROLL TO DODGE! 2: You are flung against the wall by the force of the blast (Catharsis -3 HP)

    ROLL TO DODGE FOR PERFECTION! 6: KAMEHAME HAA! (or something). You stop the explosion dead in its track so that it harms nobody else.

    5: Civplayah finds himself suddenly floating in the air

    Roll to Dodge! (3): ouch. But nothing done.


    meanwhile the MICE STRIKES AGAIN :mad:

    ROLL TO DODGE FOR ROY!
    2: It bit off your toe! :mad: (-2 HP)

    Roy strikes back!
    Roll to Dodge for Mice!
    4: 80% of the rat eliminated

    Big Sister launches the remainder of the Alien towards kill fire!
    Roll to Dodge 4: you are knocked off your feet (-2 HP)
     
  18. Milarqui

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    Ouch. My foot.

    All of a sudden and for no reason at all, I start wearing a scuba-diving suit very similar to that of the original Big Daddy, complete with drill and all.
     
  19. landlubber

    landlubber Scottish Nationalist

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    Cool. Now, I go to the vending machine and check it out.
     
  20. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    Right, forget the enemies, I'm going to keep searching for food until I find some that isn't mouldy or full of dynamite. :mad:

    I check the cupboards for teabags and brew a cup of lovely warm tea.
     

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