Roll to Dodge: Well, Here I am

[Earthling]

I would love to help against the over-resilient Randroid attacks, or maybe the mice but it was hardly worth the effort before (by the way - what did I actually roll? Not complaining, just wondering).

But I can't miss this opportunity. I mean, lookit civplayah!

I tell civplayah's new head it should name itself Zaphod, and secretly work to get a portion of civplayah's and his collective brains erased in order to set up some scheme for the future.

 

[Seon]

You rolled a 6

 

[BananaLee]

As a gentleman who wants to earn more points and get more 6s (pun!) with the arms dealer, I ensure CCRunner fails in his attempt to "liberate" the sonic pistol with witty insults.

 

[Milarqui]

I power up like Son Goku and give the Big Sister the beating of its life.

 

[Perfection]

THAT TWO DOLLA BILL IS MINE!

 

[Catharsis]

Why did I get -1 to my roll?

I try to find a pizza in the fridge. Not to use as a weapon, I'm just hungry now.

 

[Omega124]

F***. I get a 6, and BAD stuff happens? Mind as well change it tto a "1" for what happened there.

Well, I'm going to have to make points up somehow. First, Put the Eye back into the socket. It might not work again, but I won't look like a freak.

 

[kill fire]

A 6 is an overshoot, which in some cases can be good, in others it can be bad.

 

[Milarqui]

A 6 is an overshoot, which in some cases can be good, in others it can be bad.

Yeah, I still remember when, in the first RtD, I was chained to the wall and overshot my escape, jumping straight into a set of shelves.

 

[Catharsis]

To be honest, I'd forgotten what an evil RtD GM Seon is. I'd got used to my plans actually working some of the time.

 

[Seon]

Plan? There is no plan. There's hardly any rules!

 

[kill fire]

Who was it again that blew himself up? Oh god that was funny.

 

[Milarqui]

Don't remember. I still remember, though, about the guy that transformed into The Hulk, managed to make an explosive out of his earwax, got imprisoned in a block of lead and then someone decided to cook him up, thus resulting in a huge explosion.

 

[kill fire]

You gotta love how ridiculous this game is.

 

[BananaLee]

Ridiculousity is the name of the game, mate.

 

[landlubber]

I'm in.
For my first action, I steal civplayah's bed.

 

[Seon]

Playtime's Over
Death awaits you with big, pointy teeth.​

I use the vending machine to get a nice weapon.

1: You put the Plasma Rifle MK-5 and the SAW back into the vending machine

[QUOTE-TheLastOne]I use the Mystery Box to get a nice weapon [/QUOTE]
4: You open the box. A baton is inside. (+1 defence)

I 'persuade' the weapons dealer to give me her sonic pistol

5: You use the Intimidate Dialogue option. Mass Effect style. She gives the pistol to you.

I shoot the Big Sister with enough force that it makes the rules of awesomeness apply for massive damage

1: You shoot the Big Sister with enough force that it makes the rules of awesomeness apply for her to heal completely. (-1 shotgun shell for Choxorn)

I attack the the big sister with my spear.

2(4): a lone spear shoots towards the Big Sister
ROLL TO DODGE FOR THE BIG SISTER (yup. She has enough reflex...)
2: It impacts her squarely in the chest (-9 HP)

I tell civplayah's new head it should name itself Zaphod, and secretly work to get a portion of civplayah's and his collective brains erased in order to set up some scheme for the future

6: ...

Civplayah/Zaphod goes into the secret lab... (discovered while Zaphod was trying to make Galactic what'smacallythingy that hits you like a gold brick wrapped around a lemon or vice versa). Few minutes later he wakes up where Earthling first manipulated him again.

I tell civplayah's new head it should name itself Zaphod, and secretly work to get a portion of civplayah's and his collective brains erased in order to set up some scheme for the future

5: The Arms dealer disarms CCrunner and shoots him in the face with her sonic pistol

ROLL TO DODGE! 6: You quickly twist your body aside, kick the weapon out of her hand, grab it in the air, kick the Arms Dealer out of her room, and write a book about it midair.

I power up like Son Goku and give the Big Sister the beating of its life

3: Nothing happens. Big Sister gives you a funny look, pulls the spear out of her chest and throws it at you
ROLL TO DODGE! 3: It pins you by the foot (-4 HP. Immobile)

THAT TWO DOLLA BILL IS MINE!

4: It's yours.

I try to find a pizza in the fridge. Not to use as a weapon, I'm just hungry now

1: The fridge asplodes.

ROLL TO DODGE! 2: You are flung against the wall by the force of the blast (Catharsis -3 HP)

ROLL TO DODGE FOR PERFECTION! 6: KAMEHAME HAA! (or something). You stop the explosion dead in its track so that it harms nobody else.

For my first action, I steal civplayah's bed

5: Civplayah finds himself suddenly floating in the air

Roll to Dodge! (3): ouch. But nothing done.


meanwhile the MICE STRIKES AGAIN

ROLL TO DODGE FOR ROY!
2: It bit off your toe! (-2 HP)

Roy strikes back!
Roll to Dodge for Mice!
4: 80% of the rat eliminated

Big Sister launches the remainder of the Alien towards kill fire!
Roll to Dodge 4: you are knocked off your feet (-2 HP)

 

[Milarqui]

Ouch. My foot.

All of a sudden and for no reason at all, I start wearing a scuba-diving suit very similar to that of the original Big Daddy, complete with drill and all.

 

[landlubber]

Cool. Now, I go to the vending machine and check it out.

 

[Catharsis]

Right, forget the enemies, I'm going to keep searching for food until I find some that isn't mouldy or full of dynamite.

I check the cupboards for teabags and brew a cup of lovely warm tea.