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Roll to Dodge: Well, Here I am

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Seon, Feb 27, 2010.

  1. civplayah

    civplayah phantasm

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    Who are you?

    I attack landlubber.
     
  2. Earthling

    Earthling Deity

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    :mwaha: indeed!

    I'm a kind guy though; I procure drinks for both myself and Zaphod (if he wants to come back to the front hall) from the Vending Machine. Would be great to get some power-up stuff like BONK! energy drink or perhaps a useful Klein bottle of mana; though regular soda as a fallback is fine; see what is dispensed.
     
  3. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    I run from the big sister, and try to find the Arms Dealer and do stuff :)groucho:) with her.
     
  4. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    No love for the big sister?:(
     
  5. Milarqui

    Milarqui Deity

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    She has tried to kill me.
     
  6. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    I attack the big sister with my spear again, attempting to make her run away.
     
  7. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    HEY! You skipped me!

    Anyways, interesting turn, but suprised how the Mice got inside his boots.

    Eh, Big Sister is getting too powerful, so...

    I summon Big Brother to deal with her!
     
  8. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    Oh yes.

    1: You eat it.

    There, happy now? :D
     
  9. BananaLee

    BananaLee Fruity Penguin

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    I let civplayah attack landlubber. Then I attack civplayah with my awesomeness.
     
  10. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    I find a lucky charm which gives me +1 to rolls.
     
  11. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    Bowie Knife Wielding Rabbit

    Bowie knife is not wielding the rabbit​

    1:You summon the original Big Daddy, complete with drill and urge to kill everything on his way to find Eleanor and all.

    5: It's a vending machine with infinite storage of weapons inside.

    3: You get lost in the maze of cupboards, each one leading into another cupboard.

    3: you poke him.

    6: Civplayah and you both get a cocktail of certain kind of red liquid.

    6: You do stuff with her. Needless to say I will give you 20 points for that.

    5: The Big sister sees the swarm of spears and teleports away.

    6: :mwaha:

    00#! %05 H4V3 $5MM0N3P 4 M0N$73R, 4 B34$7 $7R0N93R 7H3N 4%N R4NP 1N H3R $1$73R#% 0RM 17$3#! N0W %05 $H4## P4%, P4% 7H3 PR1(3 (4## 7h3 m0r3 $1n(3 7h3 B19 $1$73r 1$ 90n3). MW4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4. MW4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 (059h (059h (059h

    I will leave you guys to translate that.

    1: You heal him utterly with your awesomeness

    5: You find a top hat.

    Big daddy lets out a roar!

    Roy eliminates the rest remnants of mice!

    (David) Bowie KNIFE WIELIDNG RABBIT, Foaming at the mouth, STRIKES!!!!?!?!?! :mad:

    Roll to Dodge for TheLastOne!

    5: You sidestep out of the way

    BESTRFCPLAYER=WOGGED
     
  12. Milarqui

    Milarqui Deity

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    I step away from the Big Daddy and point him towards the Big Sister, telling him that she knows where Eleanor is.

    EDIT: Instead of pointing the Big Daddy towards the Big Sister, I point him towards the Big Brother.
     
  13. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    (Big Sister is not present at the moment. Please leave your message after the beep *BEEEEEEP*)
     
  14. Milarqui

    Milarqui Deity

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    00#! %05 H4V3 $5MM0N3P 4 M0N$73R, 4 B34$7 $7R0N93R 7H3N 4%N R4NP 1N H3R $1$73R#% 0RM 17$3#! N0W %05 $H4## P4%, P4% 7H3 PR1(3 (4## 7h3 m0r3 $1n(3 7h3 B19 $1$73r 1$ 90n3). MW4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4. MW4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 (059h (059h (059h

    I think I have translated this:

    FOOL! YOU HAVE SUMMONED A MONSTER, A BEAST STRONGER THAN AYN RAND IN HER SISTERLY FORM ITSELF! NOW YOU SHALL PAY, PAY THE PRICE CALL THE MORE SINCE THE BIG SISTER IS GONE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COUGH COUGH COUGH
     
  15. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    There's too many big things here. I tell Big Daddy and Big Brother to go find Big Sister and go somewhere far away from here (I mean, it's a hell hole, why would you want to be here) where they can be one big happy family that isn't trying to kill us all.
     
  16. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    Haax.
     
  17. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    Screw it. I start dancing.
     
  18. Earthling

    Earthling Deity

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    Bottoms up.

    (Drink the elixir and prepare for glory!)
     
  19. CCRunner

    CCRunner Deity

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    I go to hogwarts and recruit all the wizards to fight for me
     
  20. civplayah

    civplayah phantasm

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    I thank BananaLee and reclaim my bed.
     

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