Roll To Dodge: What Happned During World War Two!

[Tee Kay]

I knock out a German soldier, take all his possessions and put on his clothes.

 

[e350tb]

I use my stick to beat up a German and take his gun.

 

[landlubber]

I play 1 vs 100, as it comes free with XBox Live, right?

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Update time!

I open Churchill's cell if it's not already.
If it is:
Me and Churchill take out the other two guards.

The cell is open, thanks to Zack.

2: The guards take notice and attack!
Roll To Dodge. 3: The punch you in the gut, and you go flying across the room. Ouch -20. Meanwhile, Churchill is being taken into another cell.

Oh. Well, screw you Zack anyway.

I still try to make my hands heal through sheer force of will.

1: Sorry, but it still ain't happing.

Wait, we are?

I find a Tiger II and stick my Russian flag on it.

4. You find a Tiger II, and stick your Russian flag on it.

I knock out a German soldier, take all his possessions and put on his clothes.

3: The guard easily dodges your attack.

I use my stick to beat up a German and take his gun.

1: The guards notices you and attacks!
Roll To Dodge! 3: Using his Nazi powers, he slams you into the floor. Ouch -20.

I play 1 vs 100, as it comes free with XBox Live, right?

1: The cell doesn't have a plug.

Not the best of luck this round. Wow! Not even a 5, better luck next round.

 

[Cull]

I use my flamethrower to burn up a town in Germany.

 

[merciary]

Wait how could Churchill be taken by two guys, do you know who he is?

Anyways I shoot the guards taking Churchill away.

 

[Double A]

Maybe he already filled his 1,000 kill quota for the day.

Let's see... I get in the Tiger II and start shooting at the Germans.

 

[Zack]

I use my newly discovered talent of Force Lightning to personally electrocute Hitler into unconsciousness.

 

[choxorn]

Hmm. Let's try this...

I fail to make hands heal through the sheer force of will.

 

[landlubber]

I magically create a plug.

 

[Abaddon]

I time travel to present day

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I use my flamethrower to burn up a town in Germany.

1: You burn grass.

Wait how could Churchill be taken by two guys, do you know who he is?

Anyways I shoot the guards taking Churchill away.

2: You shoot Churchill instead, and you kill him.

Maybe he already filled his 1,000 kill quota for the day.

Let's see... I get in the Tiger II and start shooting at the Germans.

1: You miss completeley. The German guards notice you, and attack.
Roll To Dodge. 3: The bullets hit, and crack the windshild.

I use my newly discovered talent of Force Lightning to personally electrocute Hitler into unconsciousness.

5: You do so in convinsing fasion. Hitler has two weeks left to live.

Hmm. Let's try this...

I fail to make hands heal through the sheer force of will.

4: You do fail to make your hands grow back.

I magically create a plug.

6: You create a plug, and while doing so, restore the electrisity in the cell.

I time travel to present day

1: You teleport into your cell.


This has been a lucky round for you guys. Keep it up!

 

[choxorn]

I make my hands heal through sheer force of will, this time by succeding and not by failing at failing.

 

[merciary]

I make Churchill remember that as Jack Churchill he is in fact immune to bullets.

 

[Zack]

I then proceed to heal choxorn's hands, but only if he becomes my.... apprentice.

 

[Double A]

I help merciary. Jack Churchill is obviously depressed that there are not enough German casualties, so I fire a shell at the Germans.

 

[Abaddon]

I use my cell phone to call for an air-drop of supplies.

 

[landlubber]

I begin to play.

 

[scherbchen]

as a German guard I vill try and loze ze accent, netting me a nifty +1 versus all allied players!

if there is room that is....

PS: yes, I played the dreaded "Germans may play as well" card. rolling to dodge as we speak....

 

[e350tb]

I get off the ground and glance around for any form of weapon.