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Roll to Dodge XXV: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part II)

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Abaddon, Apr 16, 2011.

  1. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    Roll to Dodge XXV: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition
    (Part II)



    Roll to Dodge 25??!? Yep, really. There have been 24 Roll to Dodge's attempted before this one. Admittedly most have been massive fails and premature abortions. I however, have completed my first Roll to Dodge. It took 33 Updates!

    Setting: As chosen by RNG and Bratmon: Somewhere in the pacific, the Captain and most other commanding officers were found dead in a top secret nuclear submarine. The remaining crewmen must battle for their lives.

     
  2. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    Player Stats

    Boundless
    In the Mob HQ
    13/15
    Doesn't like mustaches
    Voted for me (+1 to all rolls)
    Empty Lighter
    Night Vision (+3 Vs. People in Darkness)
    Reasonably attractive if you squint (-1 to attackers, +2 to coercion)
    Found the trail
    Powerful Jet Pack
    Broken Tank!
    WINNER!


    Dropped items:


    Launch Keys
    Wheelchair
    Flame Thrower (+2 Damage, +1 to Attack, Infinite Ammo)
    Portal Gun (emptying water)
    Floating Camp (-4 to attackers, 2hp regenerative)


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    Mechaerik's shark
    Allies: No one
    0/8
    Bloody sharp teeth! (+4 attacks in water +4hp damage)

    Mechaerik's shark friend
    Allies: No one
    0/8
    Bloody sharp teeth! (+4 attacks in water +4hp damage)

    Sexy Bikini ladies
    Allies: Yoshiegg737
    0/4
    Sexy Bikini's (covered in blood)
    Suffered Internal Bleeding
    Pistol (+1 damage, +1 attack)

    Terrance888's Family
    Allies: NOT mechaerik
    5/5

    Red_Medic
    Allies: Red_Spy
    5/5
    Knife (+2 damage)


    Spoiler The Dead and Gone :

    Red_Spy
    HiTec Base
    0/15
    Russian Spy
    Butterfly Knife (+1 Damage, +1 to Attack)
    Sasha (+2 Damage, +1 to Attack, Infinite Ammo)
    Voted for me (+1 to all rolls)
    Almost drowned
    Surf Board
    Impressed the ladies
    Regenerative powers (+1hp/turn)
    Friends with Red_Medic
    Stabbed in the back!
    concussion (-2 to rolls)

    Skwink Caesar
    Mob HQ
    Felt sick
    0/15
    Voted for me (+1 to all rolls)
    Almost drowned
    Near beautiful ladies
    Called Vgetabel Lasagne
    Married to the Mob (and the VERY attractive Natasha)
    Body Armour (-2hp damage)
    Was poisoned!


    Yoshiegg737
    In the Tank!
    0/15
    Voted for me (+1 to all rolls)
    Awesome Floating Torch (+1 to all rolls, reduces damage by 4hp, grappeling hook)
    Titanium Scuba Gear
    Almost Eaten Alive by a Leviathan!
    Uploaded his conciousness into the AFT.
    Bleeding profusely! (-2hp/turn)
    Regenerative powers! (3hp/turn)


    Earthling
    On the beach
    0/20
    Meme Pony
    Loves Sushi
    Russian Speaking
    Mysterious infection
    Injected with Butt Juice
    Super Powers!
    -Regeneration (+4hp/turn)
    -Doesn't need to breathe
    -Super Strength (+5 where strength helpful)
    Chopped in half! (-8 to anything needing a bottom half!)
    Only one arm connected! (-5 to anything needing both arms connected!)
    His other arm
    Broken Neck (-12 to anything requiring any movement other than his face)

    mechaerik
    Underwater
    Shark (+4 attacks in water +4hp damage)
    0/15
    First Aid Kit
    Had the attention if Poseidon
    Water breathing
    Beautiful women in sight
    Owns a fleet of fishing vessels (impounded)
    Pet Shark (swam away)
    Amazing AK-47 (+2 Damage, +1 to Attack, JAMMED)
    Terrance's Arm (+1 to intimidation)

    Terrance888
    On the Beach
    Jet-ski
    0/15
    Possible Mental Patient
    Enraged the beautiful ladies
    Stiletto (+1 damage)


    bestrfcplayer
    On the Sub
    0/15
    Twisted his ankle
    Snapped Spine! (-8 to any actions requiring lower half of his body movement)
    Had internal bleeding
    Had a Wheelchair
    Gangrene (-4hp/turn)

    Tecknojock
    In Escape Sub
    0/15
    Voted for me (+1 to all rolls)
    Dust Mover (+1 to Dust Moving moves)
    Bleeding (-3hp/turn)
    In his own little sub (Oxygen 1 turns)


    Russian Spies
    Attacking Earthling
    Allies with Red_Spy
    0/20


    SouthernKing
    0/15
    Wants to be Batman
    Brain really Fried (-3 to all rolls)
    Voted for me (+1 to all rolls)
    Snapped wrists
    Knocked unconscious (Must roll above a 12 to wake up)

    Bratmon
    Locked in a room
    0/15
    Tied up (-1 to escape attempt rolls)
    Ripped in two

    BSmith1068
    0/15
    Voted for me (+1 to all rolls)
    Bleeding! (- 2hp/turn)
    Scuba Gear
    Weakened (-1 to physically demanding actions)
     
  3. Earthling

    Earthling Deity

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    It was a peaceful day in Ponyville, a pedestrian, predominantly earthpony settlement. Fresh summer air left a sense of tranquilty over Sweet Apple Acres and the rest of the outlying farmlands, while artisans went about their work in town. While there were a few adventurous ponies whose troubles and heroic deeds were the often the talk and rumors of the rest of the populace, all in all there had recently been a long period of relatively uninteresting times. The Everfree forest loomed to the West where few ponies dared to tread but as usual few gave it a second thought. To the Northeast one can spot in the mountains the citadel city of Canterlot where the Sun and Moon Princesses reign over the land, times of disagreement or conflict seemingly long past.

    However, that was all about to change today. Suddenly, a terrible storm materializes in the sky. Except it's no natural storm, like a tear in the fabric of reality it connects to somewhere from another time and place, all the while crackling with unknown energy. All sorts of objects and perhaps even strange creatures appear from the rift. One large blue box, the likes of which nopony had ever seen before, comes hurtling through the sky to crash forcefully into the ground. It remains intact. Impossibly, a brown stallion emerges in panic and disarray. "What's going on here? Hooves!?" he shouts. "And still not ginger." The confusion of local spectators and anything he would have said to them were cut short when ominous, mechanical, and above all violent sounds caught their attention off in the distance.


    I obtain a bag of freshly baked muffins from Sugarcube Corner

    Spoiler :
    Summary of setting: My Little Pony x Doctor Who crossover.

    All existing characters should probably be GM run NPCS, and we're, well, us.
     
  4. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    Albany, New York
    The Mall from Mil's RTD.

    I find a MP40.


    Not playing anymore. Stop rigging the vote.
     
  5. SouthernKing

    SouthernKing crickety cricket

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    It takes place in Gotham City

    I build an F-22 Raptor
     
  6. Terrance888

    Terrance888 Discord Reigns

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    WeLcoME to tHE APerATuRe SCienCe TeSTinG cEnTER. yoU wiLl BE RewARdEd wItH cAke AT THe eNd of tHe tEsT. PRepArE to REciVE yOur TEsTinG eQUIpmENt.

    I get a portal gun.
     
  7. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    Nowhere
    Poland.

    I go and get a shovel.
     
  8. Red_Spy

    Red_Spy Surprised

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    Setting: Red Base in 2Fort (don't know what it is, then look it up.)

    I find a butterfly knife.

    I voted for you.
     
  9. Skwink

    Skwink FRIIIIIIIIIITZ

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    I am in North Korea.

    I walk into a cafe.

    I voted for you too.
     
  10. SouthernKing

    SouthernKing crickety cricket

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    I voted for you.
     
  11. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    Cheers SK.. you also going to submit an action for this game? :lol:
     
  12. SouthernKing

    SouthernKing crickety cricket

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    I did a few posts ago

    EDIT: here it is again:

    I build an F-22 Raptor
     
  13. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    Oops, totally missed that, sorry! lol
     
  14. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

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    Alright! Round 2!

    I create Titanium Armor

    EDIT: I voted :D
     
  15. BSmith1068

    BSmith1068 Deity Retired Moderator

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    Start in Somalia.

    I find an AK-47

    ... and I voted for you too.
     
  16. Tecknojock

    Tecknojock Keeping the world running

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    Hearth's Warming Eve Pagant
    The Koprulu Sector.

    I gain psychic abilities.

    EDIT forgot to mention that I voted for NESLife4, though unfortunately it looks like the poll doesn't matter anymore thanks to your meddling. :(
     
  17. Bratmon

    Bratmon Super Bratmon 3

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    Somewhere in the pacific, the captain and most other commanding officers were found dead in a top secret nuclear submarine. The remaining crewmen must battle for their lives.

    I find some kind of weapon.
     
  18. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

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    Poland, but in 1939, getting WTFPWNT by USSR and Germany.

    I try and procure survival supplies.
     
  19. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    Update Uno!


    8: Sugarcube Corner is all out of muffins :(

    2 (3): You don't even know the first thing about building one, an you hurt yourself thinking about it... (brain fried -1 to all rolls)

    13: You obtain a Portal gun with 3 charges.

    1: You trip before you can go anywhere and twist your ankle.

    18(19): It is a sharp and deadly knife

    6 (7): There doesn't seem to be any cafes around here...

    6 (7): You have no Titanium :(

    20 (20) You find the most Magnificent and Deadly AK-47 EVER. It has infinite ammo..

    10 (11): With your mind you can move.. bits of dust..

    20 (20): An what a weapon! Its a Flame Thrower! Wowee! An since this has a tie with for the highest score, and I like the setting more.. this is now the situation you are all in! (Earthling you can still imagine it all as Pony stuff if you like ;))

    14: You find a first aid kit.




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    An we're off! So folks, there you have it, you are all trapped, underwater, somewhere in the pacific. The captain and most other commanding officers were found dead in a top secret nuclear submarine. I will throw in events on the ship which will affect all of you from time to time. All your dice rolls will now be taken into consideration that you are on this submarine. YOU, the remaining crewmen must battle for their lives. There are two WIN conditions for this game. Either get back to Pearl Harbour alive, or KILL everyone else :evil: Choice is yours ;)
     
  20. Red_Spy

    Red_Spy Surprised

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    Everyone, we can work together.

    Backstab SouthernKing
     

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