Roll To Dodge XXVII: Boundless Edition

[SouthernKing]

I become one with Chuck Norris.

 

[Boundless]

#I get the Tigers to maul MaxaTheGreat in the face as I shoot him with my new gun.

20(20): Ding ding ding! The tigers maul at MaxaTheGreat's face causing him so much damage that he dies... Your gun is now SUPER POWERFUL (+4 to roll, -2 to opponent's and +6hp damage). The tigers gain super strength (+5 where strength helpful).

#My Gorillas eat Yoshiegg737's legs, causing him to die from blood loss

10(12): Yoshiegg737 dies from blood loss after your Gorillas eat his leg....

#My Giraffes lick up the fire-breathing ability and use it against the weakest player left..

13: Your giraffes lick up the fire-breathing ability and use it against Red_Spy who is stuck in the mud, burning the half of his body visible (-4hp)

I learn sign language

7: You've already died from blood loss...

I buy an AK-47.

13: You buy an AK-47 (+1 Damage)

I use the sheer power of my will to heal myself!

9: You're still not healed, your will power is lost in space...

I use weed to somehow heal myself.

8(6): The weed just makes you hungry, and you are still not healed. (now -7hp/turn)

I drop to my knees, and scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", very dramatically, which makes bestrfcplayer's head asplode.

12: bestrfcplayer's head explodes into a million pieces, killing him!

I shoot Abbadon's furry friends with my minigun.

11(9): Abaddon's tigers have already killed you before you have a chance to react...

I get some head phones and an Ipod to drown out mechaerik's cry.

17: Your head has already exploded, killing you...

I become one with Chuck Norris.

7(6): (Oh how I wish you'd had a good roll) - Chuck is too busy being good looking (-3hp).

 

[Abaddon]

My hippo sits on Red_Spy while I strafe him with my awesome gun.

My Giraffes breathe fire on west india man.

My super strength tigers tear BSmith1068's head off.

 

[BSmith1068]

I use my amazing power to talk to animals to convince Abaddon's tigers to turn on their master.

 

[Skwink]

I open fire on Abbadon's animals.

 

[mechaerik]

Me and whats left of my squad open fire on Abaddon.

 

[W|M]

I eat part of a cake that is so huge, it blocks Abaddon's fire from me completely, while healing myself.

 

[SouthernKing]

i try again to become one with Chuck Norris.

 

[Red_Spy]

I dig into the mud, to become a moleman.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I possess a penguin with my ghost

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I possess a bird with my ghost.

 

[Boundless]

My hippo sits on Red_Spy while I strafe him with my awesome gun.

18(20): Your hippo sits on red_spy and you strafe him with your gun, killing him...

My Giraffes breathe fire on west india man.

19(20): The giraffes breath fire on west india man, killing him. They are so successful they gain an extra 5hp.

My super strength tigers tear BSmith1068's head off.

17: Your tigers are so strong they tear BSmith1068's head off, killing him...

I use my amazing power to talk to animals to convince Abaddon's tigers to turn on their master.

5: You are already dead so no amazing power even exists anymore...

I open fire on Abbadon's animals.

10: It misses...

Me and whats left of my squad open fire on Abaddon.

10(12): Abaddon falls to the floor in pain as you and your remaining lion open fire... (-4hp)

I eat part of a cake that is so huge, it blocks Abaddon's fire from me completely, while healing myself.

17: You are already dead, so the cake is left untouched...

i try again to become one with Chuck Norris.

14(13): And what a man you are! You can knock people out by throwing a snowflake (+1 damage)

I dig into the mud, to become a moleman.

9: You're already dead... so no molemen

I possess a penguin with my ghost

6: Your ghost fails. And you're still dead...

I possess a bird with my ghost.

10: Your ghost fails. And you're still dead...

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Looks like it's nearly over, run while you still can!!!! RAAWWWWR!

 

[Boundless]

Abaddon's roll on a PM...

11-05-2011, 21:44
Abaddon

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I spin around shooting everyone while my Animals bite and hold them in place for easy shooting.

My Giraffes breathe fire on everyone

My super strength tigers tear every one apart

 

[mechaerik]

My and my lion set ourselves on fire and tackle Abaddon.

 

[W|M]

I resurrect as a zombie.

 

[SouthernKing]

I throw snowflakes at the lions and get the hell out of the den.

 

[Red_Spy]

I possess my dead body.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I possess Abaddon with my ghost

 

[W|M]

I observe that Abaddon has only got one roll that was less than 10 (he got 10, 20, 19 (20), 17 (20), 11 (15), 8 (12), 11 (15) and 17 (20)), where a normal set of results would've given him about 4 sub-10 rolls.

 

[Boundless]

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