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Roll To Dodge XXVIII: Even more Boundless...

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Boundless, May 13, 2011.

  1. Boundless

    Boundless Deity

    Joined:
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    Location:
    The walled city, UK
    NEW PLAYERS STILL WELCOME

    My second roll-to-dodge ever! See here for the first... :)
    Please feel free to sign up :)

    If you want to join, then post your first action. The game officially begins with the following...

    Setting: You are all stuck inside a television...


    STATS

    Players

    Skwink Caesar
    30/30
    Location
    In Mexico
    Personality
    Skilled medic (+4 to roll for healing powers)
    CEO of hospital x2 (one bombed)
    All docs/nurses as private army (+2 to attack, +2 damage)
    Leader of Mexico
    Beautiful Tan
    Larry the Rock (+2 damage)

    Omega124
    11/30
    Location
    In Tv of Hell
    Personality
    Supreme dictator of the island
    Allies with the masses
    Objects
    1 MP-40 (+3 to attack roll, +1 damage)
    Machete
    Champagne cork in eye
    1 colony in India (+1 damage to another player)

    west india man
    24/30
    Location
    In a KFC in Hackney
    Personality
    The Devil - (+3 to roll for devilish actions, +3 damage)
    Objects etc
    Electric Pitchfork (+2 to attack roll, +2 damage)
    Control of 1 hospital
    2 extra pitchforks

    SKILORD
    2/30
    Location
    Outside TV
    Personality
    Electrocuted
    Can kickbox
    Bleeding from pitchfork attack (-2hp/turn)

    Terrance888
    4/30
    Location
    Outside TV
    Objects/things etc
    Smily face (+1 to coercion)
    A poisoned slug
    Control of random spaceship

    Yoshiegg737
    Alive once more!
    20/20 (for previous death)
    Location
    In Cuba

    EnglishCrusader
    26/30
    Location
    Stuck down a hole

    MajKira
    26/30
    Personality
    Friendless

    juKar-C
    30/30
    Objects
    A protoss carrier

    Dhoomstriker
    30/30
    Personality
    Bad at predicting when Boundless will come

    SamSniped
    24/30
    Location
    Outside military outpost
    Personality
    Bleeding from guard attack

    NPC's

    FDR
    Bleeding from gun wound
    21/30

    Simon Cowell
    12/30
    Dislikes Winston Hughes

    Doctors/Nurses at hospital
    30/30
    Allied to Skwink Caesar
    Have their own roll
    Guarding Larry and Skwink Caeser
    Eating corned-beef sarnies

    Superhero BennyJ
    30/30
    Allies with hoplitejo
    Drinking wine milkshake

    The masses
    30/30
    Allied to Omega124

    An Indian sub-colony
    30/30
    Allied to Omega124

    An Indian sub-colony
    30/30
    Allied to west india man

    The Dead
    Spoiler :

    Red_Spy
    In TV
    0/30

    Winston Hughes
    In TV
    0/30
    Enemy in Simon Cowell
    Killed by electric shock

    Abaddon
    Outside TV
    0/30
    Super-powered fork (+2 to attack roll)
    Forgot to breathe
    Being pistolwhipped
    Punch in the face killed him

    General Olaf
    At the beach in Barcelona
    0/30
    Burnt body

    BSmith1068
    In TV
    0/30
    Supersuperpunch (+2 to attack roll)
    Bleeding from gun wound
    Electrocuted
    Punched a tree
    Signed contract with the devil
    Burnt by the devil

    hoplitejoe
    At hospital
    0/30
    Hurt hands
    Ruler of France
    Allies with Superhero BennyJ
    Saving the world
    Poisoned by milkshake (-2hp/turn)

    mechaerik
    In TV
    0/30
    Weapons - a C4 (+3 to attack roll)
    Trained in small arms accuracy
    Fallen on head
    Shot self in the foot
    Death from loss of blood

    bestrfcplayer
    Outside tv
    0/30
    Crawling power (+1)
    Bleeding from flamethrower
    Both arms blown off
    Death from loss of blood

    civplayah
    In TV
    18/30
    Super strength (+2 to attack roll)
    Didn't post in forever

    Domination3000
    In TV
    26/30
    Machine gun (+1 attack roll, +1 damage)
    Beautiful wife (+3 attack, +3 damage)
    Didn't post in forever

    Perfection
    At hospital
    26/30
    Resuscitating Hoplite
    Didn't post in forever

    Celticfury
    In TV
    23/30
    Bleeding head
    Didn't post in forever
     
  2. Red_Spy

    Red_Spy Surprised

    Joined:
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    Messages:
    4,732
    Location:
    Florida
    I change the channel to a sports one.
     
  3. civplayah

    civplayah phantasm

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2007
    Messages:
    3,832
    Location:
    Oregon
    Ooh, I'll join!

    Okay, um... I smash the screen.
     
  4. Skwink

    Skwink FRIIIIIIIIIITZ

    Joined:
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    Messages:
    5,682
    I organize some followers and colonize the TV, with me as the Administrator of course.
     
  5. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2008
    Messages:
    7,083
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Albany, New York
    I travel to the Military Channel.
     
  6. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2009
    Messages:
    3,598
    Location:
    Nowhere
    I crawl out through the cable wire.
     
  7. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

    Joined:
    Nov 14, 2010
    Messages:
    3,589
    Location:
    Canada
    I attack Abaddon (or somebody else) with a blunt object
     
  8. west india man

    west india man Immortal

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2008
    Messages:
    9,372
    Location:
    Brazil
    I destroy everyone on the history channel with lasers.
     
  9. GhostWriter16

    GhostWriter16 Deity

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2010
    Messages:
    22,753
    Location:
    Wherever my name is posted
    I purchase a machine gun.
     
  10. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2008
    Messages:
    7,064
    Location:
    Los Angeles
    I summon the guy from Ancient Astronauts, whose Insane Troll Logic gives everyone but me exceedingly painful migraines.
     
  11. Winston Hughes

    Winston Hughes Wrathful Warlock Retired Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2006
    Messages:
    4,734
    Location:
    A state of unquenchable rage
    i am a angry bear

    rawr :mad:
     
  12. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

    Joined:
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    5,469
    i just kinda mope about a bit.
     
  13. Celticfury

    Celticfury King

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    701
    Location:
    Syracuse, New York
    I stare at the walls of the television until they spontaneously combust.
     
  14. Boundless

    Boundless Deity

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    Location:
    The walled city, UK
    Update on it's way today, I promise!
     
  15. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    Location:
    Help me. I don't know where I am.
    I sit down to watch TV burning.
     
  16. Boundless

    Boundless Deity

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    SORRY IT'S TAKEN SO LONG! UPDATES WILL BE QUICKER FROM NOW ON!



    5: Sports 1 is offline due to a fault. The static from the tv causes you to break an arm. (-2hp/turn for being in tv)

    19: The screen is destroyed, glass goes everywhere, hitting everyone in the face (-1hp for everyone) (+2 to attack roll when using super strength)

    7: You are unable to colonize the tv due to a system malfunction.

    14: You're off to the military channel, marching as you go, and make friends with a General.

    18: You crawl out of the tv through the cable wire with your crawling powers (+1 to roll for use)

    3: Abaddon isn't playing and you end up attacking yourself in the eye instead. Blood is pouring everywhere (-7hp)

    8: The history channel isn't geared up for lazers, plug sockets aren't invented yet...

    18: You purchase a machine gun (+1 to attack roll, +1 damage)

    14: Everyone has an exceedingly painful migrane causing anyone in the TV massive pain... (-1hp)

    3: You mistake yourself in the mirror for an angry bear who is behind you and attacks you with his claws. (-7hp)

    1: Moping away, you fall on the floor (-10hp) and for every turn in the tv -2 to roll

    8: Your stare just isn't strong enough as you get distracted by a programme...

    10: The TV isn't burning...
     
  17. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

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    3,589
    Location:
    Canada
    I find super powered glasses which fixes my eye
     
  18. Celticfury

    Celticfury King

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    Messages:
    701
    Location:
    Syracuse, New York
    I take a flying leap out of the hole civplayah made.
     
  19. Red_Spy

    Red_Spy Surprised

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    Location:
    Florida
    I grab Yoshi and jump out of the TV, slamming him on the ground when I land.
     
  20. Winston Hughes

    Winston Hughes Wrathful Warlock Retired Moderator

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    Location:
    A state of unquenchable rage
    Being famous TV mentalist Derren Brown, I hypnotise the angry ear to do my bidding.
     

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