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Roll to Dodge XXX: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part III)

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  1. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    Roll to Dodge XXX: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition
    (Part III)


    Roll to Dodge 30??!? Yep, really. There have been 29 Roll to Dodge's attempted before this one. While there have been some awesome ones, most have been massive fails and died very quickly. I however, have completed several Roll to Dodge games. My first one took 33 Updates, the second one completed within 28 Updates. This will be my third game, hopefully many of you will join in and enjoy the game as I moderate it for you.
     
  2. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    Rules


    1. Post an action.
    2. The result will be determined by the roll of the dice.
    3. Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defence roll.
    4. Attempting an action requiring an intermediate action (i.e. starting a car with no keys) automatically fails.
    5. The same action cannot be taken twice in a row.

    Each player may submit one action per turn. I'll update whenever I feel like it. The game is played until one player remains alive, or a unifying winning situation occurs.

    Notes

    # I edit stats after your roll, so if you are close to death, you will get a chance to roll.
    # I quote all the actions and work down through them. Because of this the order of peoples posts is important. You cannot effect a roll happening before you, but you might affect all those afterwards..First come, first served. So get your actions in early!



    Setting

    The highly dangerous winter battlefield of Stalingrad, 1942.
     
  3. Abaddon

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    Situation

    You are all on the battlefield of Stalingrad, Winter, 1942!


    Stats

    hoplitejoe
    Ice Castle (+3 to defence, cosy, warm, +1hp/turn)
    35/40
    Happy (+2 to all rolls)
    Ice Cannon (+2 to attack, +2 damage)
    No pants
    Covered in Red Cloth.

    Boundless
    4/40
    Josep Guardiola's wife
    Confident
    Guardiola's Suit (destroyed)
    Attracts Pity (+2 to anyone else's roll if helping Boundless)
    Disease immunity
    Laser Guided Grenade launcher! (+3 to attack, +4 to damage) (4 grenades)
    Thief! (+1 to theft)

    Yoshiegg737
    Warm Bunker Building (+2 defence)
    17/40
    Shield Shoes
    Bump on Head (-2 to rolls)
    Never below Seven

    Imago
    In (fasttime) Spaaaaaaaace! (+1 to rolls +1hp/turn)
    19/40
    Shocking Shell! (+1 to attack, +1 to defence)
    Can talk to Turtles
    Giant Turtle Friend (+4 to rolls)
    Doublequick! (Can submit two actions)
    Back-up
    Controlling a -10hp Probe

    west india man
    Communist
    Pavlov's House (+5 defence)
    39/40
    Communist Leader (Unique win condition if over half the players are communist!)
    Henchmen (+2 to Coercion)
    Communist Propaganda (+1 to Coercion)
    Won the Battle (+2 to all Communisty rolls)
    Allied win: If you helped Olaf when half the players support him.

    General Olaf
    19/40
    Warm Clothes
    Communist Dictator (+3 to convincing others to join you)
    Unique Win: Get half the players to support you
    Allied Win: Get WIM to help


    Olaf's Minions
    5/5


    EnglishCrusader
    Soviet Underground Nuclear Bunker (+4 to defence rolls)
    40/40
    Elite Squadron (+1 to attacks, +1 to defence)

    Spoiler DEAD :



    Anonymoose
    0/40
    No Legs (-10 to movement requiring legs)
    Swagger (Can move anyway)
    Run over (-5hp/turn)

    Skwink
    India
    0/40
    Space Suit (Safe in Space)
    Broken Tank
    Healing Tears
    Bleeding! (-1hp/turn)

    Red_Spy
    0/40
    Shot in Leg (-2 to movement)
    Gun (+1 to attack)
    Pneumonia.. (-1hp/turn, death in 3 turns)
    Crushed! (-5hp/turn)

    CivCube
    0/40
    Pneumonia.. (-1hp/turn, death in 1 turn)
    Shot in the eye (-5 actions requiring both eyes!)
    Bleeding (-3hp/turn)

    Daftpanzer
    Modern Day Library
    0/40
    Shellshocked! (-2 to rolls)
    Tourniqueted left Leg (-1 to actions requiring two legs)
    Pneumonia.. (-1hp/turn, death in 1 turn)
    Time Machine (No Charge)

    Terrance888
    0/40
    Gun (+1 to attack)
    Pneumonia.. (-1hp/turn, death in 1 turn)
    1x Shell (+4 Damage)

    Omega124
    Fascist
    0/40
    Warm Trench Coat (Unaffected by Winter)
    The Ultimate MP-40 (+2 to attack, +3 Damage, Infinite Ammo)

    mechaerik
    0/40
    Knows Kung-fu (+2 to Kung-fu actions!)
    Pneumonia.. (-4hp/turn, death in 1 turn)
     
  4. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    someone's gallbladder- I make some more bile!
     
  5. Boundless

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    At Wembley - I kiss Josep Guardiola.
     
  6. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

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    Location: Some Space Station far, far, away from Earth that is about to blow up
    Action: I find rocket boots that increase my roll's
     
  7. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

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    Setting: The middle of some riots in some unknown country.

    Action: I learn kung fu.
     
  8. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    Location: Stalingrad, Winter 1942
    Action: Find an MP-40. ;)
     
  9. Daftpanzer

    Daftpanzer There may be more posts after this.

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    Action: I meditate and gain spiritual wisdom from nature.
     
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    In!

    Location: A park, where there's an ant about to get away with somebody's food.

    Action: Arrest the ant.
     
  11. Skwink

    Skwink FRIIIIIIIIIITZ

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    Setting: On a space shuttle that's crashing to Earth.

    Action: I put on a space suit.
     
  12. CivCube

    CivCube Feelin' defiant.

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    Location: Sea World.

    Action: I lead the dolphin uprising with hilarious sounds.
     
  13. Abaddon

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    Imma probably gonna give it a few days before launch.. an i'll actually be away all of Monday-Friday next week.. just warning you guys now ok :D
     
  14. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    Location: UK Parliament.

    Action: Launch Communist Revolution
     
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    Red_Spy Surprised

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    Location: The Star Wars Galaxy - During the Battle of Endor.

    Action: I kill Luke and take his lightsaber.
     
  16. Abaddon

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    Update 1

    9: Nah, there is quite enough bile thanks!

    20: In front on 80,000 people, as Barcelona lift the trophy, you are by his side celebrating.. this isn't suitable for the TV audience, but the crowd certainly appreciates it! :groucho:

    6: Your shoes don't fit, and impede your movement..

    18: Hi-yaaah! You smash your fist through a wooden block, bow, and complete your Kung-fu course with flying colours!


    20: Gosh its cold! but you don't care, you are fully kitted out for the situation, as well as possibly the best MP-40 ever made! It doesn't seem to need ammo either?


    1: Hmm, you're meditation is broken as you are shelled! You aren't in Kansas Dorothy, this is Stalingrad, and its cold! You are bleeding, badly..

    5: While bent over looking for ants, you didn't notice the incoming bombs either..luckily you weren't as close..

    15: What a nice suit.. I guess it kinda helps in this situation? :lol:

    9: You're clicks and whistles don't make sense to the soliders around you...

    15: An what a perfect location to do it in! If you get the majority of the players in the game to declare themselves as communists, all the communists win!

    3: Luke is a solider, he is not happy you tried to attack him. He shots 8hp out of you and will continue to attack each turn!










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    Everyone! Its Stalingrad, Winter 1942! Its a warzone! Its horrible, its cold, just imagine it! You will all start suffering frostbite in two turns.. and various horrible things as the turns go on while you remain on this battle field!
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  17. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    I hire Soviet mercenaries to help intimidate others to vote for me!
     
  18. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    I find some logs to make a log cabin out of (and then make one).
     
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    I make Guardiola give me his suit to keep me warm, which gives me the power to never be cold, and his nakedness attracts everyone into looking after me!
     
  20. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    I find some disgruntled Russians who dislike communism and disgruntled Germans who don't like fascism to join me in a democratic commune.
     

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