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A spotlight shines on our three main characters.
Caesar: Weird. There are clouds all around except for a circle around me.
Marcus: And the rain as well...
Lucius: By Jupiter! It's a sign from the gods!
Marcus (muttering): Or just a weird cloud circle.
Caesar: OMG SOMETHING JUST APPEARED
Caesar: What in Hades is that?
Lucius: How helpful! The mysterious message must be from the gods telling us what to do!
Marcus: Carthage eh? I don't like the sound of 'only obstacle'
Caesar: Looks like we need to wait.
Caesar: Ah! Here we go. You there! Peasant scum! Build me a city.
Lucius: Your Roman-ness, Rome wasn't built in a--
Peasants: We're done.
Lucius:
Caesar: HOLY JUPITER MOMMY THERE'S A STRANGE MAN IN THE PALACE.
Hiram: I Hiram, leader of the Phoenicians, do welcome you to the world.
Marcus (whispering to Caesar): Say 'there will be peace in our time'
Caesar: There will be peace in our time! You said you ruled the Phonies, eh Harry?
Hiram:
It's Hiram,and I lead the--
Caesar: Calm down, Harold!
Hiram: [walks out]
Lucius: Why, I believe we have a new friend.
Caesar: WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE.
Pericles: As the leader of ancient Greece, father and mother of all that is civilized, I, Pericles, welcome the leader of the upstart Roman people into my august presence.
Caesar: Ancient? We're in modern times here. And how can you be both a father and a mother at once?
Pericles:
Lucius: What His Manliness means to say is that--
Caesar: Get out of my house, you womanish carrot!
Pericles:
Marcus: Diplomacy win!
Caesar: Hey you! Lazy peasants!
Roman Citizens 1, 2 2^i, and 3.14159265: Yes, Your Muscularness?
Caesar: Go off and make a new city.
Roman Citizens: Sir, yes sir!
Marcus: Sir--
Caesar: Hm?
Marcus: Remember what the gods said about Carthage?
Caesar: Yes...
Marcus: We have four legions ready to sail.
Caesar: YES! DO IT NOW! WE SHALL DESTROY HARRY AND HIS PHONIES!
---Carthage:---
Carthaginian: Your Tradeliness, we have a message from the Romans.
Hiram: Hm?
Carthaginian: It says "NANANA BOO BOO WE DECLARE WAR SUCK IT!" There's also a picture:
Hiram: .....
What will happen next time? Will Hiram get his revenge for the devastating letter? Will Caesar kill all the Phonies? Will I get a sandwich? Please? Tune in next time to find out!
Caesar: Weird. There are clouds all around except for a circle around me.
Marcus: And the rain as well...
Lucius: By Jupiter! It's a sign from the gods!
Marcus (muttering): Or just a weird cloud circle.
Caesar: OMG SOMETHING JUST APPEARED
Spoiler :
Caesar: What in Hades is that?
Lucius: How helpful! The mysterious message must be from the gods telling us what to do!
Marcus: Carthage eh? I don't like the sound of 'only obstacle'
Caesar: Looks like we need to wait.
Spoiler :
Caesar: Ah! Here we go. You there! Peasant scum! Build me a city.
Lucius: Your Roman-ness, Rome wasn't built in a--
Peasants: We're done.
Lucius:
Spoiler :
Caesar: HOLY JUPITER MOMMY THERE'S A STRANGE MAN IN THE PALACE.
Hiram: I Hiram, leader of the Phoenicians, do welcome you to the world.
Spoiler :
Marcus (whispering to Caesar): Say 'there will be peace in our time'
Caesar: There will be peace in our time! You said you ruled the Phonies, eh Harry?
Hiram:
It's Hiram,and I lead the--Caesar: Calm down, Harold!
Hiram: [walks out]
Lucius: Why, I believe we have a new friend.
Caesar: WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE.
Spoiler :
Pericles: As the leader of ancient Greece, father and mother of all that is civilized, I, Pericles, welcome the leader of the upstart Roman people into my august presence.
Caesar: Ancient? We're in modern times here. And how can you be both a father and a mother at once?
Pericles:
Lucius: What His Manliness means to say is that--
Caesar: Get out of my house, you womanish carrot!
Pericles:
Spoiler :
Marcus:
Diplomacy win!Caesar: Hey you! Lazy peasants!
Roman Citizens 1, 2 2^i, and 3.14159265: Yes, Your Muscularness?
Caesar: Go off and make a new city.
Roman Citizens: Sir, yes sir!
Spoiler :
Marcus: Sir--
Caesar: Hm?
Marcus: Remember what the gods said about Carthage?
Caesar: Yes...
Marcus: We have four legions ready to sail.
Caesar: YES! DO IT NOW! WE SHALL DESTROY HARRY AND HIS PHONIES!
---Carthage:---
Carthaginian: Your Tradeliness, we have a message from the Romans.
Hiram: Hm?
Carthaginian: It says "NANANA BOO BOO WE DECLARE WAR SUCK IT!" There's also a picture:
Spoiler :
Hiram: .....
Spoiler :
What will happen next time? Will Hiram get his revenge for the devastating letter? Will Caesar kill all the Phonies? Will I get a sandwich? Please? Tune in next time to find out!
