Ronald Reagan's blood for sale

[Puck Nutty]

A drop of Ronald Reagan's blood is up for auction online.

Apparently, some of the blood drawn from Reagan's body while he recovered from John Hinkley's failed assassination attempt is still hanging around.

So, how much would you pay for a piece of the Great Communicator? If you are a conservative type, does this interest you, or disgust you?

Personally, if it could be verified real and I had too much money for my own good, I might shell out $500 for the sheer weirdness of it all.

Maybe Jodie Foster will buy it?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifes...auction-site/2012/05/22/gIQALP06iU_story.html

 

[_random_]

If I drink it, do I absorb his acting skill? Because then it really just seems like a sound investment.

 

[Cutlass]

Anyone buying it is obviously both sick and a dullard.

 

[Puck Nutty]

If I drink it, do I absorb his acting skill? Because then it really just seems like a sound investment.

But are you as handsome as he was in his youth? That probably had as much to do with his success as anything else.

Also, he eventually became a powerful Hollywood union boss, so connections helped as well.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

I would keep it until the birth of my firstborn, then I shall rub it upon his forehead, proclaiming my child to be the one true saviour of atheism.

 

[Core Imposter]

I don't have any space lizard blood. Hmm......

 

[GhostWriter16]

Totally useless. No I wouldn't buy.

 

[Tycho Brahe]

I would use it to write a letter to my congressman.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

I would buy it and send it to VR as tribute !

 

[Leonel]

I would use it to assert alpha dominance in the GOP. What's more GOP than someone buying St Reagan's sacred blood with free market economics?

"Hush! The holder of Reagan's essence speaks!"

They will be my tools for world conquest mwahahahaha

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Of course it will be used for cloning.

Reagan 2040 \o/

 

[_random_]

But are you as handsome as he was in his youth? That probably had as much to do with his success as anything else.

Also, he eventually became a powerful Hollywood union boss, so connections helped as well.

Well I have been likened to a young Jonah Hill. And a supporting cast member of Breaking Bad answered my question on Reddit once.

 

[Truronian]

Anyone buying it is obviously both sick and a dullard.

I dunno... I expect it's too old to be used as a transfusion.

 

[Cutlass]

I dunno... I expect it's too old to be used as a transfusion.

There are other kinds of sickness.....

 

[Terxpahseyton]

If you get high on kissing a cross with a nailed dude on it who died two millenniums ago, why not cherish the blood of someone you at least have actually seen?

Also, this thread has an apparent lack for zombie Reagan.