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Santa Claus vs. Frosty the Snowman

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Archbob, Dec 24, 2005.

  1. Archbob

    Archbob Ancient CFC Guardian

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    To get everyone in the Christmas spirit, I introduced a hypothetical heavyweight bout between two familiar Christmas character(for this bout, we will say Frosty is un-meltable). Both are pretty big guys and are jolly. But who do you think would win in a bout of Mortal Kombat?
     
  2. Abaddon

    Abaddon Chieftain

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    Well firstly we have to weigh up the two fighters:​

    Frosty:



    Height: 6'5"
    Weight: 16 stone 10oz
    Eye Colour: Coal
    Diet: Ice cream and lollypops

    Strengths:

    Stronger than he looks
    Impossible to strangle

    Weaknesses:

    Melts when pissed on



    Santa:


    Height: 5'11"
    Weight: 12 stone 5oz
    Eye Colour:Blue
    Diet: Wiskey, mince pies, biscuits, milk and if we believe it- coca cola

    Strengths:

    Can call forth an army of children
    Can travel faster than light
    Can carry objects 1000 times heavier than himself (as lnog as in a sack)

    Weaknesses:

    Has to say HO HO HO after every sentance
    Runs out of breath
    Scared of Penguins
     
  3. Smokey_Monkey

    Smokey_Monkey Chieftain

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    Santa coz he can't melt
     
  4. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Trekkie At Large

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    Santa would just hit Frosty really hard with his bag of toys and Frosty would fly apart.
     
  5. The Condor

    The Condor On an excellent adventure

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    Santa would so kick Frosty's @$$!
     
  6. farting bob

    farting bob ThEy MaDe Me Do iT.

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    I have to agree, santa would kick ass. santa would only need to get 1 hit in and he would win, cause snow doesnt stand up to a good uppercut.
     
  7. cgannon64

    cgannon64 BOB DYLAN'S ROCKIN OUT!

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    Incidentally, Frosty the Snowman is a really sad story. I was in a bathroom yesterday with muzak pumped in, and I heard these lines:

    For Frosty the Snowman had to hurry on his way,
    But he waved goodbye, sayin "Don't cry, I'll be back again someday"


    Great, that's what children what to hear about: More absent Messiahs.
     
  8. farting bob

    farting bob ThEy MaDe Me Do iT.

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    Well frosty comes around more often than santa. 354 days a year santa does **** all, at least frosty visits for a whole season.
     
  9. Shylock

    Shylock Hey smiling strange

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    Moderator Action: You might want to edit the language a bit.

    I just had to post that comic.
     
  10. Ayatollah So

    Ayatollah So the spoof'll set you free

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    "How did they kill Frosty?" - Calvin, pondering the problem of Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
     
  11. Elrohir

    Elrohir RELATIONAL VALORIZATION

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    Santa wins. He's Santa guys, enough said. :mischief:
     
  12. Aramazd

    Aramazd Chieftain

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    My money's on Santa. Snow isn't going to stand up to a good punch.
     
  13. SuperBeaverInc.

    SuperBeaverInc. Groucho

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    Santa. Doesn't Frosty lose all his powers if he loses his hat anyway?
     
  14. Archbob

    Archbob Ancient CFC Guardian

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    For this bout, his hat is stuck to his head.
     
  15. GeneralZed

    GeneralZed look around...

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    :lol: :clap:

    It looks like Santa would win with these stats.
     
  16. North King

    North King blech

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    Ha! You think snow is weak?

    You guys haven't had a good winter, then. If you punch a good quality snow man, you'll do a bit of damage, but hurt your hand in the process. Frosty also has that giant, sharp nose, and that broom is pretty nasty, too.

    My money is so on Frosty.
     
  17. BCLG100

    BCLG100 Music Master

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    Well santa has his reindeer to call on, with rudolphs nose being as hot as it is, he should be able to melt it.
     
  18. skadistic

    skadistic Caomhanach

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    I say Frosty and heres why. I know Frosty is real, I've seen him and many of his clones, They amount to a small army. He can also through snowballs at over 200mph. Ever role a snowball to make it bigger? Well frosty can do it to himself so his size can be almost limitless.

    Now look at Fatty Claus. For one he doesn't exsist.But lets say he does for the sake of argument. One man, slow, fat, and lazy (he works one day a year). Sure he hes raindeer and elves for backup but come on now deer! not exactly a fearsome creature ( tastey though) and the elves are NOT middle earth type elves they are basicly a slave labor force worn out from cobbeling together trains and BB guns all year long. He may be able to get Chunaka (SP?) Harry to help him.

    In the end Fat Nick is out manned, out gunned and out classed by Fostzilla.
     
  19. Yuri2356

    Yuri2356 Test Screening

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  20. North King

    North King blech

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    If you can animate one giant ball of snow, if it gets smashed, then the little snow chunks will be animated just as well. We call this the "Mickey Mouse with Brooms in Fantasia" syndrome.

    Compacting snow will make it ice, yes. Which, inevitably, will beat Santa.
     

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