Santa vs 72 Virgins
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Given that the 72 virgins likely post here, give me Santa.
Angst
Rambling and inconsistent
I don't get the thread.
Luckymoose
The World is Mine
Santa, in theory, could make >72 virgins as gifts.
Archbob
Ancient CFC Guardian
Why don't you just ask Santa for 72 virgins?
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
Not really sure what the point of this thread is.
Smellincoffee
Trekkie At Large
Santa is arguably based on an actual historical person. St. Nicholas. So...three cheers for old St. Nick.
History_Buff
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Kennigit
proud 2 boxer
Well 72 virgins have a really low hit die, probably just a lvl 1 d6 each, while santa has got to be like a d12 and at least level 5.
So depends on your own character level, but for early level adventurers a 5d12 is much worse than 72 1d6 hit die creatures.
So depends on your own character level, but for early level adventurers a 5d12 is much worse than 72 1d6 hit die creatures.
warpus
In pork I trust
Has anyone even seen Santa? I see virgins all the time.
At least you can talk to virigns, right? Santa is just an imaginary guy in a hat, like the pope.
At least you can talk to virigns, right? Santa is just an imaginary guy in a hat, like the pope.
11 people posted, 16 voted. All 11 posters write Other.
7 Voters are in favour of 72 Virgins, to Santa's 6, and 3 Other.
The written posts dont match the anonymous poll results. Noone is prepared to be responsible for a straight better or worse answer, so we can deduce neither option is better.
Im worried for society.
7 Voters are in favour of 72 Virgins, to Santa's 6, and 3 Other.
The written posts dont match the anonymous poll results. Noone is prepared to be responsible for a straight better or worse answer, so we can deduce neither option is better.
Im worried for society.
ComradeDavo
Formerly God
Other. Satan.
Rashiminos
Fool Prophet
I have a few truckloads of a straw outside. Shall I bring them in and commence a big conflagration?
Kennigit
proud 2 boxer
mrs claus needed a green card; they never consummated their marriage
Goodfella
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How do we know Santa isn't a virgin? Maybe he's one of them.
Goodfella
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The biggest problem is that that the OP fails to provide the criteria that we're evaluating them on. Who's better at what?
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