Science humor

[Uncle Sparky]

 

[Serutan]

Math and alcohol do not mix.
Please do not drink and derive.

A public service announcement from Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving

 

[Uncle Sparky]

The adage ' i before e except after c ' has been disproved by science.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.
However, eating too much pie is OK, because the sin of pi is zero.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius died in 1744 at 43, or 109 Fahrenheit.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Me: Sorry. My dog ate my homework.

Computer Science Prof: Your dog ate your coding assignment?

Me: He took a couple of bytes.

 

[Samson]

A group of Scots, driven from the highlands in the clearances, emigrated to America. After some years of enduring the voyage, the trek to the middle bit that was empty at the time, and then the struggle for survival that comes with moving to the wilderness, they had set up a stable community. The first thing they did after meeting their survival needs was set up a whiskey distillery. They were happy with the result, but as it had been so long since they had had any they sent a sample back to their friends in the home country with a note telling them they would like a opinion on the whiskey. After many months they received a response:

Spoiler :

Received sample, no note. Shoot the horse, it has diabetes.

 

[Serutan]

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Unexpected '{' on line 32.

 

[jlvfr]

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Unexpected '{' on line 32.

You are so cute
I cannot compute

 

[Samson]

Donate now to help us find a cure for causality. No one should have to suffer through events because of other events.

 

[Kyriakos]

 

[Samson]

I bit too true for comfort

 

[Kyriakos]

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Since she is in science hell, she couldn't have been that good in her field in the first place

 

[Samson]

An x-ray gyroscope is used to determine exactly which toppings they included in the pita.

 

[Samson]

Ants have reverse chemtrails--regular citizens spraying chemicals everywhere they go to control the government.

 

[RobS]

 

[RobS]

 

[Samson]

Everyone who flies knows we do not know how wings work, right? It could be fairies holding up the planes, and they will stop if we upset Gaia too much.

 

[Samson]

What really happened