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Shake and Then Throw Plastic or Resin Numbered Polyhedrons to Preside Over Segments of Planet Earth

Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Double A, Jun 26, 2019.

  1. Double A

    Double A wak

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    Yall know how this works.
     

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  2. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    I claim everything as Comrade-President Supreme of the Supreme Presidium of the Central Committee-for-life.
     
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  3. Kinich-Ahau

    Kinich-Ahau #JustGoomyThings

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    Claiming the area covered by both dice, including the waters, but not the area between the dice.

     
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  4. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    I declare war on Dicetopia for violating Central Committee rules on coloring numbered resin polyhedrons.
     
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  5. Double A

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    20. Congratulations! You're winner!

    And now on to Satt-Pornpt-Poscope 2: The Acronymening

    2. The left polyhedron's 2 is over Lake Superior so you have the area around that. The other 2 was pointed to the sky so only you are legally allowed to position satellites in geosynchronous orbit just south of Iceland.
     
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  6. Double A

    Double A wak

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    2. You successfully declare war on Dicetopia but only because you both rolled 2's. Since you won the last game, I will now give you a BONUS ROLL!! to see how well it goes.

    12. A portal opens. Your troops from Supreme Presidium of the Central Committee-for-life!Earth cross over into our universe and set up a staging area around the other Great Lakes.
     
  7. Kinich-Ahau

    Kinich-Ahau #JustGoomyThings

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    I position a mega laser satellite in geosynchronous orbit just south of Iceland & shoot the portal with it.
     
  8. Double A

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    19. Nice, it's gone. The invasion bonus Joan was going to get is riperonies.
     
  9. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    I peraonally lead the troops from the front lines and K is ded.
     
  10. Kinich-Ahau

    Kinich-Ahau #JustGoomyThings

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    I aim the space laser right at Comrade-President Supreme's left iris & fire
     
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  11. Double A

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    3. Joan accidentally leads from the back line and they charge further into Canada.

    15. Joan now needs an eyepatch and/or a cybernetic eye.
     
  12. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    My eyepatch gives me a Rule of Cool bonus and I lead the troops to attack the back of Kinich the long way around.
     
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  13. Double A

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    8. It's alright, I guess. Several of your men are eaten by robo-wolves, die of starvation, or wander off to go sledding, but only the Quebecois.
     
  14. Double A

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    This game will now go on hiatus until I finish my work due today.
     
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    Noooo, RIP

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    Gone too soon :(

    Thanks for a great game
     
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    It's only gonna be like 7 hours at the most jeez
     
  17. Kinich-Ahau

    Kinich-Ahau #JustGoomyThings

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    I fire an illusion laser at myself & try to take over Joanna's army; after all, the *real* Comrade-President Supreme is far too badass to have their eye shot out my a mere Mega Space Laser.

    Edit: Didn't notice the hiatus.
     
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    The Imperium of Mann, leaded by His Imperial Highness Vannin III, lays claim to the northern sectors of map, in particular the Isles of Man (AKA British Isles), the Norse lands and the Moon.
     
  20. JohannaK

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    Pledge allegiance to the Central Committee or the Central Committee will make you pledge allegiance.
     
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