The Imperium of Man will not make payments to heathen wizards.
Instead you will pay a tribute of gold to our holy empire!
Kaiju have no concept of your "fees" and "payments." But we have deposited 10 tons of tuna fish on your front door.
I fire an illusion laser at myself & try to take over Joanna's army; after all, the *real* Comrade-President Supreme is far too badass to have their eye shot out my a mere Mega Space Laser.
Edit: Didn't notice the hiatus.
12. I don't really know what you're trying to accomplish here but you accomplished it. Barely.I fire an illusion laser at myself & try to take over Joanna's army; after all, the *real* Comrade-President Supreme is far too badass to have their eye shot out my a mere Mega Space Laser.
14. All of NSW is organized in an extrapolation of the same pattern as Canberra.I establish the Communist Confederacy of Canberran Places.
10. Well, you definitely claim it, but only the Welsh really jump on board.The Imperium of Mann, leaded by His Imperial Highness Vannin III, lays claim to the northern sectors of map, in particular the Isles of Man (AKA British Isles), the Norse lands and the Moon.
12. Your crack imperial rescue squad consists of longbow-wielding sheep riders.Invest in a elite squad to rescue the Emperor.
2. A "beauty is only skin deep" movement violently opposes you. Beware their moisturizer.Remember us, so sing the dead
Remember us, lest we remember you
So sing the dead
The Undead Army of the Vampire Coast under Luthor Harkon rise from Dave Jone's locker and land in Massachussetts. It doesn't cause much of a stir because everyone here is already dead on the inside.
8. Gamera doesn't actually know how to plant trees, so it grabs a bunch from a healthy forest. It then drops them.I claim all the oceans as the Kaiju faction, I am the kaijus. But don't worry I'm the good kaijus. I keep the earth clean. But in order to do that I need to trespass in the CenCom and I have no concept of trespassing.
I send Gamera to plant forests on the land. CenCom you f**k with Gamera, you f**k with all kaijus. Only warning.
12. A board member of BoA's helicopter goes hurtling out of control and flies into a bunch of falling trees. It explodes.King Kong punches a helicopter full of evil corporate jerks!
9. Nobody's paying attention. You don't have enough licenses.I join as the wizard on the coast.
I monopolize all dice and card games so everyone has to pay a fee to me to do an action
8. Botswana is embiggened but it breaks off and joins Namibia. That stupid panhandle is now twice as large.Increase the size of Botswana by 10%.
3. When demonstrating how to correctly bow to your subordinates, your back gives out.Bow to the Supreme Presidium of the Central Committee! I finally annex dicetopia.
Orders
1) set the squad to save the emperor from the evil wizard
2) annex Ulster
9. Nobody's paying attention. You don't have enough licenses.
Nationalise Wizards of the Coast.