And now for something completely different.
Lemme show y'all what real science is. Naturally, the claim that weed cures cancer popped up again. That's one of the toughest ones to handle, and I'm gonna tackle it and break its legs.
Fact is, it's very possible weed can cure cancer--and here's how.
It's known that different plants absorb different amounts of minerals out of the soil. Radioactive strontium, for example, concentrates in beans but not in grains. Lettuce absorbs a lot of strontium; corn doesn't.
It's also known that certain radioactive elements such as gallium-67 concentrate in cancerous tissues when absorbed by the human body. (Francium has the same property, but with a half-life of 20 minutes it's almost impossible to produce a usable quantity of the stuff)
And there you have it. Marijuana could theoretically absorb more radioactive elements while it's growing, then deposit that radioactive crap in a tumor when you smoke it. Problem is, this doesn't make weed good for you. Because if you don't have cancer, there are no tumors for the radioactive crap to concentrate in, causing you to get cancer.
Oh, and here's a little more real science for everybody: it's also known that plain old basic mercury cures cancer. Yes, the poisonous metal. An older and thankfully out-of-date method of curing cancer was, very simply, to slowly poison the patient with tiny but increasing doses of lethal crap. The theory was that cancer cells, being unsupported by the rest of the body, would die first. Generally it works. Modern chemotherapy methods use substances which prefer to attack cancer cells, but these substances still do a good deal of damage to healthy tissue in the process.
So yeah, marijuana could also reduce tumors that way. Doesn't mean the stuff is good for you.
Leave it to the anti-weed nutcase to explain how your own pro-weed theories actually work.
10charsDamn pot probably sapped all the motivation out of him. How many medals could he have won?
Uhhh.....about now I was thinking of doing that line "dude, were you stoned when you wrote that??" But I've done that joke 472 times already, and that's just in this one thread.All the time I just wanted to hear this from you. Maybe you're right in what you're saying (though you made it sound very reasonable), but I frankly don't care, even if weed would cause cancer. In my hypothetical scenario, I would be a regular stoner, even with the huge black mark, labeling marijuana as lethal. We both agreed on the main question of this thread and that's a good thing.
BasketCase said:However, in reality, there IS ample evidence that weed causes cancer--and you don't need specific examples to prove this.
I need say only one word to prove you wrong.Um, nope. There is not ample evidence, and what little there is is highly inconclusive and even contradictory.
And I end up having to re-re-re-re-re-iterate YET AGAIN.
I need say only one word to prove you wrong.
Wikipedia.
Go look in there and you'll see that benzene causes cancer--and that benzene is caused by burning.....paper. Plain old basic paper. Turns out benzene is produced by burning many different wood, paper, and plant products. And cannabis is.....A PLANT. Plus there's the fact that, when a person rolls a joint, they usually roll it in.....
......how about I just let you work that one out yourself.
Once again you completely ignore the evidence I do post, and you say "there's no ample evidence" when there very clearly is. I spelled it all out letter for letter.
There is ample evidence that weed causes cancer.
Well, you got the first half right, anyway. Swing and a miss on the second.You said pot causes cancer and now you're trying to take credit for explaining that pot doesn't really cause cancer?
Yeah, and you get the heat from precisely where? You know what I was saying, quit blubbering at me about tiny little details.vaporizers dont use fire. they heat the weed
I've posted four specific cases in past weed threads. Three were plain old basic cancer, and the fourth was heart problems (the last one was the guy who smoked 23,000 joints over 11 years).also, find one death contributed to marijuana and marijuana only.
Same reason you and a bunch of others are trying to do the nanny thing. When you and your cronies say "weed should be legalized", that's what you're doing: trying to tell three hundred million Americans they must accept stonage. Trying to dictate morality. Telling me what I can and cannot do.either way, why should something that's dangerous be illegal? we need a nanny state to tell us what we can and can't do?
LOLWUT?! That's the most ridiculous argument I've ever heard. And I've heard a lot of them, many from you. How is legalising weed forcing you to "accept stonage." Are potheads going to come to your house, force a bong into your mouth and light it up for you?Same reason you and a bunch of others are trying to do the nanny thing. When you and your cronies say "weed should be legalized", that's what you're doing: trying to tell three hundred million Americans they must accept stonage. Trying to dictate morality. Telling me what I can and cannot do.
Same way religious nutcases are trying to force you to accept religion in your local schools. You're probably no longer in school, so religion in the school will have no impact on YOU. Does that mean you should accept religion in our schools? Your answer to that is probably the same as mine: "no".How is legalising weed forcing you to "accept stonage."
You are dictating morality.
Wrong. Religious nutcases are trying to force people to pray in school. Pro-marijuana activists are not trying to force anyone to smoke. Argumentation fail.Same way religious nutcases are trying to force you to accept religion in your local schools. You're probably no longer in school, so religion in the school will have no impact on YOU. Does that mean you should accept religion in our schools? Your answer to that is probably the same as mine: "no".
In fact, almost all of you in this thread will probably answer that same way. Those of you who are not in school, will not be affected by religion in the schools. Yet you still want religion out of the schools.
Weed is mostly harmless. While there are some, very small dangers involved, they are not enough to ban the substance. Weed does not pose a threat to anyone that is not actually smoking it, and even then it is rare. The odds of weed messing up a person's brain are extremely small. You are statistically more likely to die in a car crash than you are to develop schitzophrenia from marijuana use. In fact, you don't develop schitzophrenia from marijuana use, it just triggers latent skitzophrenia in some people who already have it.No, you're not trying to force ME to smoke weed. Does that mean I should accept the legalization of weed? No. Because legal weed poses a threat to me in other ways, and also because of the "messing up the brain" dealie.
You know what I do?You are dictating morality in the same way I am. Well, here's why my method actually works: what I do is I take a SINGLE set of basic moral rules and apply it to ALL situations (as you see above, that causes me to reach the same conclusion regarding weed and religion in the schools). What most of you knuckleheads do is constantly change the rules as I fire on you from different angles. If you change the rules, you lose the debate.
It is by doing this that I reach the conclusion that marijuana should be legal, even though I don't personally like the substance, and never have or will use it. You see, my stance is simple: if something does not harm others, it should not be illegal. Marijuana does not harm others, nor does it harm the user, except in exceedingly rare circumstances. Therefore, it should not be legal.I take a SINGLE set of basic moral rules and apply it to ALL situations
No, I'm not. Here's why.
Yes, you can make a good rope out of cannabis. But you can make a better one out of Spectra cord.
Yes, you can make good blue jeans out of cannabis. But you can make more durable and more comfy blue jeans out of cotton.
Yes, you can get decent medications from cannabis. But you can make better medications from other sources.
Is it also cheaper? And just because you can make something better, does that mean you should ban the inferior version? If I can make a better sunscreen than previous brands, should we ban those brands?No, I'm not. Here's why.
Yes, you can make a good rope out of cannabis. But you can make a better one out of Spectra cord.
Durable maybe, but comfort is subjective. I find my bed comfortable, others find it too soft, or too hard. So that's a subjective, therefore non-factual argument.Yes, you can make good blue jeans out of cannabis. But you can make more durable and more comfy blue jeans out of cotton.
In some cases, not in others. Marijuana shows great potential in the treatment of multiple sclerosis for instance. Nothing else has proven useful.Yes, you can get decent medications from cannabis. But you can make better medications from other sources.
Perhaps, though I've pointed out problems in this argument. But, pray-tell brother BasketCase, what-if marijuana produced better medication? Would you then accept its legality? What if people decided they liked hemp jeans better than denim ones - and many do? Should we then allow the legalisation of hemp? Same with rope, and cotton, etc? If you say no, I retract my statement about you not being a hypocrite, as you will have proven to be one.Now, note what I did there: I took ONE logical rule and applied it to SEVERAL situations to produce logically and morally consistent results.
Some are. But then, I never said that. I saidWrong. Religious nutcases are trying to force people to pray in school.
BasketCase said:religious nutcases are trying to force you to accept religion in your local schools.
Yes it does, and I showed how.Weed does not pose a threat to anyone that is not actually smoking it
The problem with the above is this: marijuana harms very few people right now BECAUSE it's illegal.You see, my stance is simple: if something does not harm others, it should not be illegal.
Nope. That's you. But then, I already said that.I don't believe you are a hypocrite. You don't change the goalposts, or alter your moral standards depending on what is being debated. you do however utterly refuse to accept that you are wrong, despite the myriad evidence to the contrary.