Here are some holiday-related jokes that I've run across in my lifetime so far, Enjoy! Q: What do you do when Santa get's stuck in your chimney? Spoiler : A: Pour Santa flush on him! Q: What do you get when Santa slides down a chimney with a lit fireplace beneath it? Spoiler : A: Krispy Kringle! Q: Why does Santa have three gardens? Spoiler : A: So he can ho, ho, ho!