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Some Holiday-related jokes!

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by WhiteEagle22, Dec 23, 2009.

  1. WhiteEagle22

    WhiteEagle22 Avatar of Justice

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    Here are some holiday-related jokes that I've run across in my lifetime so far, Enjoy!

    Q: What do you do when Santa get's stuck in your chimney?
    Spoiler :
    A: Pour Santa flush on him!


    Q: What do you get when Santa slides down a chimney with a lit fireplace beneath it?
    Spoiler :
    A: Krispy Kringle!


    Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
    Spoiler :
    A: So he can ho, ho, ho!
     
  2. Ready_set_go

    Ready_set_go Too Late

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    I don't really get all of them, but I'm not Christian...
     
  3. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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  4. Harbringer

    Harbringer Your A One Flower Garden

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    Im not a Catholic?
     
  5. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    Most jokes you get with the Christmas crackers are terrible, like these ones here.
     

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