Spam email subject lines...

[Bose]

One of my email accounts gets nothing but spam email...

i hate them, but i love the subject lines sometimes.

My favourites:

You won a hovercraft!
Should we give your prize to someone else?
Bikini contest Judges Wanted
Recover Your Buddy In Another Motherland!
10 reasons not to open this email
Do you want me to sell your house?

and my personal favorite...

Personalized Balls for Dad + Zero Shipping

Anyone else have some favourites from the past?

 

[Archer 007]

Yeah, here mine:
Hey Love, its me!
jlsaopuiggrgo


Nonsense, utter nonsense

 

[WillJ]

Satisfy all your spammy needs

Okay, I made that one up, but it'd be pretty funny.

There's often ones that have something in the subject line, and then random letters (such as "ejraoingareigangk"). Does anyone know why they do that?

 

[Bose]

In case there are any Klingons present...

 

[Archer 007]

Either that or they are hiring insane people to type these messages.

 

[napoleon526]

Hot, young coeds want to meet YOU!

Safe, affordable male enhancement!

 

[ainwood]

I get rather a lot inquiring as to whether I want a septic tank cleaning service.

 

[Bose]

I just got another golden one...

"Watch me hypnotize Kate: You're getting veeeeeery horny"

 

[Plexus]

You too can have Perfect Skin - Free Sample

That one made me crack up.

 

[Grisu]

Ovi, stop hating yourself

stop spam, once and for all

 

[CurtSibling]

Never be embarrassed by small size again! (worry not, it's proportion to the rest of me)
From a friend (no it ain't - it's a virus!)
Increase you income form home! (what income?)
Increase your confidenzghss jdussd! (huh?)

The last one is an actual example of totally weird emails I get.
The subject line always degenerates into mindless gibberish, I reckon it is to avoid spam hunting robots on the net.

 

[Pongui]

Enhanced manhood without agonizing hanging weights.

 

[nixon]

Fantasyland is waiting for you - sick porn ad.

 

[Smaasnekje]

"Fw:Requested HolidaySpecial" I havent requested anything..

"Get a FREE Green Card" Wonder why someone is spending much money so that they can give out greencards...

 

[Cunobelin]

"Detective John Munch, all the Law and Order Stars Naked!!!Must be 18 years or older"

 

[polymath]

I get loads of spam of all creeds and denominations:
Some headers:

I have something for you

We are here because we care

the amazing chillow comfort center

Find out how many major bank cards you can get

I can't believe that these girls have agreed to this

How do you use it?

You forgot to respond!

SIMPLE SECRETS OF THE WEB

I know all about you

You left your umbrella

$2,500 confirmed. Please verify your identity

You'll never learn

etc. etc.

 

[Elden]

Originally posted by ainwood
I get rather a lot inquiring as to whether I want a septic tank cleaning service.

All I ever get is offers for "Staplers for my Business" or "Herbal Viagra alternatives".

Oh and the occasional african prince who wants to give me $790,000.00

 

[Smaasnekje]

oh, another one...

FREE 7-day Premium Test Membership $9.95
FREE

 

[Mojotronica]

Hottest amputees on the web!

 

[gael]

A girl in my class in school thought it would be funny to post my E-mail into a load of porn sites, so every time i look at my e-mails i get:

'My email name' enlarge your penis NOW!