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Discussion in 'Arts & Entertainment' started by EgonSpengler, Mar 10, 2015.

  1. Arakhor

    Arakhor Dremora Courtier Super Moderator

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    It remains to be seen what they do with Teela in the new show, given that she will supposedly be taking up the second sword.
     
  2. EgonSpengler

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    Couple of fun bits:

    Variety
    , 21 July 2021 - "‘Black Panther’ Sequel Casts Michaela Coel"



    No announcement yet as to who Coel will be playing. I saw the headline and I thought, "Okay, she'd make a good Dora Milaje, or maybe a villain." I'm embarrassed to admit that I didn't think of this until I read it somewhere (I doubt this is who she'll be playing, but it's a fun idea):

    Spoiler :

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    Variety, 21 July 2021 - "Kate Beckinsale Wanted an ‘Underworld’-‘Blade’ Crossover Movie"




    Anybody else want to see Blade fight a werewolf? :goodjob:
     
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  3. Synsensa

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    Maybe I need to give Underworld another go. I don't think I've ever managed to sit through an entire movie.
     
  4. EgonSpengler

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    I think I've seen the first two. They're basically The Matrix in the World of Darkness RPG setting (e.g. Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines on PC). They're okay, mainly recommendable for Kate Beckinsale playing the Trinity character and for the scenery-chewing villains, Michael Sheen in the first movie and Tony Curran in the second. I thought Scott Speedman was terribly miscast, though. I didn't buy him and Beckinsale together for a second. The setting and the costuming and so on are fun, if you're into sexy-action-vampire fiction (e.g. Sunglasses After Dark; Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter, etc.), and I think there were some good action scenes. Seeing Bill Nighy and Derek Jacobi in such ridiculousness was kind of fun, too.

    If vampire action movies are your thing, I might also suggest Night Watch (2004), which I think was the first Timur Bekmambatov movie released in the US. He later did Wanted (2006) with Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy, which I thought was great. No vampires in that one, though.
     
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  5. Arakhor

    Arakhor Dremora Courtier Super Moderator

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    So, I just watched the first episode of the new Masters of the Universe series. The first episode is very reminiscent of the original series (or at least the ones I can remember from that long ago). There's even a rather cringy intro sequence which directly parallels the original opening credits. Lots of the original characters, most of whose names completely escape me now, also show up at various points, looking very similar to how I remember them. Skeletor is played with menacing glee by Mark Hamill and Evil Lynn by Lena Headey, because everyone knows that at least one of the villains has to be British! Allan Oppenheimer, the voice of the original Skeletor (and Ming the Merciless from Defenders of the Earth), makes a brief cameo too. The climax is quite something, though.

    Spoiler Massive spoilers for Episode 1 :
    Skeletor breaks into Castle Greyskull and almost destroys the universe, finally getting what he's always wanted to, but He-Man redirects the full power of Grayskull into the Sword of Power, whereupon it splits into two, He-Man changes back, and both he and Skeletor disappear entirely. Teela is so infuriated by realising who He-Man has been all this time that she abandons the royal court in disgust, setting up what I presume to be a Teela-centric arc.

    So yeah, if you'd pinned your hopes on getting a whole series of He-Man doing his thing, that's obviously not going to happen, but I don't believe for a second that Skeletor and He-Man are gone for long, and given that the Sword of Power is now in two halves, that just screams one each for Teela and Adam (when he returns). The first half of the new series might not make any little boys desperately want to be He-Man, but the writers are clearly setting up a narrative arc and the story will no doubt be all the better for it.

    I'd already moved on from He-Man by the time I was eight or nine, so I'm not the person to tell you that the new series has retroactively ruined my childhood. Then again, I probably wouldn't say that even if a bad remake of Thundercats or Defenders of the Earth came about in the future, so hey. :)
     
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  6. Sommerswerd

    Sommerswerd I'll sit with you

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    That's already been done, a few years back, in pretty much the same vein as He-Man, Voltron, She-Ra, etc., with that similar animation style.

    The main difference was that Lion-O is a teen instead of an adult.
     
  7. Arakhor

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    Didn't that get cancelled after just one season though? I have yet to see it any of it.
     
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    Thunder Cats: The Animated Movie Yo...


     
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    I take that back. Doing a live-action Cats-style version of Thundercats would absolutely make it worse. :cringe:
     
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    A couple of MCU casting rumors, big grain of salt:

    Hawkeye casting rumor (has to be considered a spoiler, if it turns out to be true):
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    Black Panther casting rumor (not a plot spoiler):
    Spoiler :
    Michaela Coel will be replacing Letitia Wright in a recasting.
     
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    I watched the first episode. Not really my cup of tea, but I do stand behind my spirit-brother Kevin Smith in slapping the whiny babies who think the new show 'ruins' anything. (At first, I wrote "man-babies" and I thought, "hey, how do you know they're all men?" but who am I kidding? of course they're all men. :lol: :blush: )
     
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    Normally, I'd share your caution, but I think that chances are high that the complainers are overwhelmingly male-focused, yes. ;)
     
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    Well, wasn't He-Man a boys cartoon to begin with? It seems kind of logical that the majority of people that have issues with the new show would be male, no? :think:
     
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    The gates have opened on reviews for The Suicide Squad (2021):

    Rotten Tomatoes 100% on 47 reviews
    Metacritic 77 on 22 reviews

    "Now that's how you do it."
    "Sometimes, you just need to watch a humanoid shark tear a man in half."
    "cunningly scuzzy, disreputable fun."
    "DC's best film in years."

    I've avoided actually reading any reviews past the blurbs, but at least one compared it to Deadpool.
     
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    Okay, let's go with that. :yup:
     
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    I'd forgotten that Jeffrey Wright was doing the voice of The Watcher for What If..? I think he could play The Watcher live-action, too. I almost wonder if that's what they're planning, the sneaky sons.

    On a podcast I was listening to this morning, someone said that they saw the Living Tribunal was among the clutter on The Void in Loki (specifically, his head). I missed that. I didn't go back over those scenes, so I'm guessing there's a lot I didn't notice. I did see Frog-Thor and the Thanos-copter.
     
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    Cutlass The Man Who Wasn't There.

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    https://www.wsj.com/articles/scarle...ase-11627579278?mod=searchresults_pos1&page=1


    The change in movie distributions is having an odd effect on the actors.
     
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    If someone promises to make my pay dependent on box office returns and then deliberately undercuts those box office returns, I'd be steaming too.
     
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    I don't pay much attention to the contracts side of the entertainment business, but it seems like nobody has quite gotten their arms around the rapidly-changing technology. I'd be surprised if actors' contracts have fully accounted for streaming, even before the pandemic.
     

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