Supreme Court Cage Match. Ready? Fight!

Who would win in a fight between all nine justices?

  • Elena "The Killer" Kagan

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • Sonia "Slayer" Sotomayor

    Votes: 3 15.0%
  • Sam "The Beefo" Alito

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • John "The Chief" Roberts

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • Steven Breyer "The Patch"

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • Ruth "Debaser" Ginsberg

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • Clarence "Silent But Deadly" Thomas

    Votes: 5 25.0%
  • Anthony "Killjoy" Kennedy

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Antonin "Scarface" Scalia

    Votes: 3 15.0%

  • Total voters
    20

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In a no-holds barred cage match between all nine justices of the US Supreme Court, who do you think would win?

Nine justices enter, one justice leaves...
 
This is definitely the most creative Supreme Court thread I've seen. No re-incarnated justices, right?
 
I'm going with Thomas. He must have been doing something during all those oral arguments instead of thinking of questions.
 
Roberts looks like the fittest of the gang which is all that counts in this situation.

I think in such a match diplomacy would have equal weight, possibly more. Anyone looking too strong might get dogpiled early ;).
 
I voted for Sonya. Those hispanic types are always the best fighters.
 
God that terrifies me just looking at it. Wth is that growth on her left ear? :eek:
I think that's a bow in the back of her hair :p.
 
Wth is that growth on her left ear? :eek:
Yeah, like CG said, it looks more like whatever she's using to tie back her hair.

Anyway, random.org gives me Steven Breyer. I don't really know who that is, but I'm okay with that.
 
Alito is elito.
 
Antonin Scalia.

With a name like that, I'd say he's the closest possibility to having a member of the Order of the Assassins in the cage.
 
I went for Sonia just for the reason that Slayer was the most awesome Nick Name on that list.
 
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