Teacher gives porn to students.

[Aramazd]

Imagine, you and your kid are watching what's supposed to be a DVD retrospective of the past school year. The video shows children sharing stories, clapping, then ... sex. And not just sex, but sex involving your kid's fifth grade teacher.
"It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch," recalled "Joe," a parent who wished to remain anonymous. "My son's reaction was, 'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'"
Yes, it was.
According to CBS, Sacramento teacher Crystal Defanti mistakenly added porn onto a DVD that was sent home with students of Isabelle Jackson Elementary on the last day of school. Details of the steamy scene were not released. But let's just say the six-second interlude was not suitable for children under 18. It also forced Joe to explain the finer points of copulation to his son.
"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he said.
When Defanti discovered the mistake, she was horrified and reportedly called parents, telling them to destroy the DVD. Elk Grove Unified officials at first wanted the DVD returned. Now, they're telling parents to do away with it. Legal experts say Defanti will likely keep her job because "she didn't intend for this to happen."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/scavenger/detail?entry_id=42952&tsp=1

Unfortunately, I don't have a video, but I find this really hilarious.

 

[classical_hero]

My kind of teacher.

 

[emzie]

"It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch," recalled "Joe," a parent who wished to remain anonymous. "My son's reaction was, 'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'"
Yes, it was.

haha

How long for this to be up on pirate bay, I wonder. No way all those parents destroyed it.

 

[MobBoss]

And now all the little boys in school with have instant boners for her whenever she walks by....

 

[emzie]

And now all the little boys in school with have instant boners for her whenever she walks by....

Reserving judgment until pics. Thread's useless without pics.

 

[Narz]

She could probably make a lot of money selling that vid to the highest bidder.

 

[Defiant47]

Silly dyslexics... it's Ms. Defiant!

 

[Narz]

Silly dyslexics... it's Ms. Defiant!

OMG!!! That means it was me in those videos!!

Spoiler :

You did set yourself up there buddy

 

[MobBoss]

Silly dyslexics... it's Ms. Defiant!

You mean thats your mom? Wow!

 

[Aramazd]

OMG!!! That means it was me in those videos!!

Spoiler :

You did set yourself up there buddy

I heard she was playing solo, if you know what I mean.

 

[Sacramentum]

Reserving judgment until pics. Thread's useless without pics.

A quick facebook search revealed a result for "Crystal Defanti, Sacramento, CA"



I say: 5 out of 5 motorboats.

 

[Bill3000]

Her first name is "Crystal." She already has the name of a porn star.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Goddammit, why can't I have a teacher like that?

 

[Aramazd]

A quick facebook search revealed a result for "Crystal Defanti, Sacramento, CA"



I say: 5 out of 5 motorboats.

I'd hit it.

Goddammit, why can't I have a teacher like that?

QFT.

 

[GoodGame]

Wow, super dumb. I hope if she makes Fox news, that she gets a (D) by her name, for Duuhmb.

 

[cardgame]

Wow, super dumb. I hope if she makes Fox news, that she gets a (D) by her name, for Duuhmb.

I'm surprised this wasn't on TV though... maybe it will be tomorrow?

I've noticed sometimes I see news here 2-3 days before TV even airs it...

 

[Aramazd]

I'm surprised this wasn't on TV though... maybe it will be tomorrow?

I've noticed sometimes I see news here 2-3 days before TV even airs it...

She was on the Sacramento CBS affiliate. I don't it will get national airtime with MJ's death still taking up most of the time.

 

[Mesousa]

A quick facebook search revealed a result for "Crystal Defanti, Sacramento, CA"

... and when you go to her profile, it says: "Crystal only shares certain information with everyone."

That she does.

 

[Kozmos]

This is why I love OT.

 

[Truronian]

I bet she's looking forward to some awkward parent-teacher meetings.