Teh Embassy from Eventis

[Squonk]

Greetings

I'd like to inform You, that I, Heresson TISCh, parlamentary representative of Spam constituency at Eventis Forum, was elected teh grand embassador to both Apolyton and Eventis forums.

I bring the message of peace. In exchange for sparing your lives we demand frog and vomit smilies. And +2 points for every post in the Off Topic forum

I expect swift reply
h. Heresson TISCh

 

[Love]

Uhh, i dont see a point whith this tread...

 

[nonconformist]

Message Received Stop
Terms Of Truce Rejected Stop
Will Fight To Death Stop

 

[warpus]

Please be seated on the chair to your right.

Frog-like delicacies will be served at noon.