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The Academy: The Sith Lords (Character Background and Updates)

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    Tol Skorr


    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Two Blades

    Skorr was shot down and nearly killed by pirates on a mission over Korriban, but his life was saved by Count Dooku. Skorr followed Dooku unquestioningly from that day on and turned to the dark side of the Force. Skorr became one of Dooku's deputies in the Confederacy of Independent Systems, along with Sora Bulq, Kadrian Sey, and later Quinlan Vos. Skorr had an intense rivalry with Vos, whom he viewed as a threat to his position with Dooku. Skorr was present at Dooku's subjugation of Tibrin, at the duel against the Kiffu Guardians, and later competed with Vos on Korriban to recover the Sith holocron of Darth Andeddu. After Vos returned empty-handed from his mission to Honoghr, Dooku tasked Skorr and Asajj Ventress to hunt him down. They trapped Vos aboard the exploration vessel Titavian IV, and would have succeeded in killing him had Obi-Wan Kenobi not intervened. With Ventress focused on Kenobi, Skorr continued to attack Vos, before being distracted by an escaped rancor. He then took to his personal ship, a KR-TB "Doomtreader", to hunt Vos, but was shot down and left stranded with Ventress on Titavian IV. He was Count Dooku's apprentice, and was thought dead. He survived and escaped to Korriban.

    Arakhor

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    Jadrek Diran


    Species: Zabrak
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    A young Zabrak from Iridonia, Jadrek was sold into slavery on Tatooine from an early age. His salvation (and later education) came at the hands of a passing Prophet of the Dark Side who discovered his Force-sensitivity and whom shortly thereafter fried all those who disagreed with his "compulsory purchase order". Jadrek has since become noted for his philosophical approach to the Force and for his deep reverence of the ancient Sith Master, Marka Ragnos.

    Domination3000

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    Assassin


    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Nobody knows much about Assassin, except that he's an expert at stealth and assassination. In fact, he can all but turn invisible on you. He is a loner who will usually leave you alone unless you are a threat, but if you mess with him you've got a lifelong foe. Nobody knows where he was raised, and some suspect the teachers may be intentionally keeping it a secret for some reason.

    Cull

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    Talee'lan


    Species: Twi'lek
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Double Blade

    Talee'lan was born in a small slum in Coruscant to a Twi'lek hobo family, who worked by collecting scraps, selling it, and using that money to buy what they needed. Talee'lan grew up to be an impatient teen, often getting into turf wars with his small gang with other gangs in the area. Yet, Talee'lan was intelligent, and often could be found building weapons, along with other assorted junk with scrapes found on the street. When he was 19, his father and mother were brutally killed by on-the-run Jedis. Talee'lan ran, and, now, even madder at the world than before, arrived at the Academy, reading to use his knowledge and his anger to become a Sith.

    CivGeneral

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    Jill Valentine


    Species: Human
    Gender: Female
    Lightsaber Type: Two Blades

    Born on Earth, somehow mysteriously made her way into the Star Wars universe after dozing off on a space bus bound for Mars. Her past is a mystery to everyone she makes contact with and choses to keep it to herself. To make ends meet she became a bounty hunter. She eventually crossed paths with a Sith Acolyte who told her the way to get back home by the use of the darkside. Eventually she found herself on Korriban, hoping to find a way back home... ...by any means necessary.

    Nictel

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    Celine Terrilles


    Species: Human
    Gender: Female
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Born on Alderaan in Crevasse City, where she lived for most of her life. On the age of 19 she moved to Aldera to follow socio-politics at the University. Like the city she was born in, she was always deemed special. Being skilled with the blade and wrapping everyone around her finger. She never was afraid to use all means available to her to gain power and prestige. Making her hated by many of her (lesser) peers. Before the Empire she would have been quickly recognized as a Force sensitive. Now she discovered her gift while on a trip to Coruscant. Picked out by one of the Emperor's aids, she was sent to Korriban for training.

    choxorn

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    Oro Mutoga


    Species: Mon Calamari
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Born on the Mon Calamari homeworld of Dac, Oro was a Jedi for a while, then got bored of that and realized that there were TRAPS. So, he left the Jedi, and looked on MAPS for places where there weren't TRAPS and he could NAP. Then, WHAP, he ended up here, somehow, and joined the Sith, to avoid TRAPS. And become strong in the dark side.

    Double A

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    Robert Blake

    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Double Blade

    He was once put into prison in London, England for being (wrongfully) accused of letting a Scottish spy into the Royal Castle. In the prison, he met Nobby Stykes, who Robert had, in what would latter be known as one of his characteristic fits of insanity, accused Nobby and several others as possibilities for letting the spy in, because he knew he didn't do it. He and Nobby had many misadventures in the prison, such as eating fried rat-on-a-stick, and Robert spitting on the birdies outside his window as revenge to all the poor chaps who had been hit by them. And because he's a loony.

    One day, the noble and holier-than-thou knight, Ald... Aleri... the character played by KOVAV, came to see Robert and Nobby to get a confession from them. Robert agitated the ass-kissing knight to no end, insulting his honor like it were a piece of linty fluff. KOVAV got pissy and called over the king, ol' what's-his-name, played by Celsius. KOVAV challenged Robert to a duel, and hoping it would get a weapon, Robert confessed to the crime, and was killed on the spot by the king. Nobby was glad he could finally go home, although he was dismayed by the loss of his friend.

    However, what Nobby didn't know, was that Robert had transcended reality in his final moments of life, becoming a god-like being who wandered time and space. Robert found this to be really, really boring, so he found some dudes with red laser swords and joined up with them, fighting the forces of good and sanity with three lightsabers (one in each hand and another in his mouth). However, he soon realized that this looked really stupid, and kinda hurt his mouth (as he isn't blonde), so just fought with two from then on.

    mgsmuhammed

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    Sarda Initu


    Species: Rodian
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Sarda might not be the most promising pupil currently enlisted for the Academy but by his trademark gaudy orange jacket, he will not go down without a fight.

    With perseverence, he might just live to see another morning.

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    Zun Plund

    Species: Kel Dor
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Double Blade

    Stuck in Pi

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    Darkin Skyross


    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Two Blades

    Daknia was born on Alderaan twenty years before the rebellion. He was born to the upper crust of society, and had the best of everything. However, he was not content, and ran off at the age of 15. He survived many close scrapes with danger over the years until recently, when, on a recent escape from pirates, he crashed onto Korriban, to finally learn that he was force sensitive. He has yet to learn of Alderaan's fate.

    CivCube

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    Ch'awan Galt


    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Ch'awan was born on Coruscant to a fairly wealthy family, "fairly" meaning his house was made entirely out of servants. Before proper schooling, he was arrogant and spoiled. After proper schooling, he was arrogant, spoiled, and felt entitled to it. He read a book by the infamous Bothan writer Randic Annobas that alerted him to the possibilities of planetary objectivism. Does every man not have the right to his own person? Is kowtowing to external authority necessary? Furthermore, doesn't every man not have the personal right to subjugate other people, even entire planets to his will? Ch'awan disappeared from petty, trivial Coruscant society and found his answer on desolate Korriban. It is here that he wishes to find all power for himself.

    electric926

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    Skyric Mavado


    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    A mysterious loner, Mavado was born an only child into a middle-class merchant family on Bespin at an unknown date. During his youth, he showed a burning contempt for others and was often antisocial and unfriendly. Five years before the imperial takeover, Mavado left his home, never turning back. He came to Korriban in a bad state, having lost both his arms in a vicious pirate battle. Instructors on Korriban realized that Mavado was able to survive through his attunement with the force, and accepted him into the academy, after giving him two synthetic replacement arms. Could this be his chance to carve out a destiny for himself?

    bestrfcplayer

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    LeBron James


    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Originally an All-Star basketball player, who, when denied entrance into the Hall of Fame (for unknown reasons), came to the Academy to learn the Sith ways (for he had force powers), to take revenge on the Hall of Fame directors board.

    west india man

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    Xedran Kasrakk


    Species: Zabrak
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Double Blade

    A very bright Jedi child, he found the ways of the Sith to his liking, and began believing in their ways. He would disappear in his early teens, and was seen standing over the dead body of the Senator of his planet (Whom he despised). He is very capable with a Lightsaber, especially attacking with one, but needs to train his force abilities up.

    Terrance888

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    Lune Oddo Divinian


    Species: Human,
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Double Blade

    A force sensitive active in the early Rebellion, he later became a mercenary near the time of A New Hope. He was left for dead after a supernova, but he has repaired himself with the fist of the dark side, and came to the Academy to learn to control it.
     
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    Academician Zakharov


    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Born on Earth, due to strong scientific disposition demonstrated in Russian civil wars served as Chief Science Officer on UNS Unity, UN mission to Alpha Centauri. Became leader of academic University of Planet on Chiron. During MY 2461, experiments in Lemaître Observatory Temporal Mechanics Laboratory resulted in total mind-body transfer, spacetime coordinates shifted by millions of light years and Earth years to Korriban. Eventually stumbled across Sith Academy, his constant thirst for knowledge driving him to find out more about what was inside...

    LightFang

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    Fuyuhiko Date ("The Doctor")


    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Two Blades

    On Earth, there was once an amazing floating island. One of the forbidden relics on it was known as the Demon Crown, which would wield unimaginable magical powers upon its wielder. Dozens of nations sent killers robots onto the island to try to seize the artifact, and there was a mass slaughter of the island's native inhabitants, a peaceful race of rabbit-like creatures known as the Mimigas. In the midst of such danger, a nonpartisan research group was still trying to discover more about the island, and so the Doctor wormed his way into the group, serving their needs ably until he found the crown for himself.

    Maybe the crown was too mysterious for him, or maybe the Sith just have eyes and ears everywhere, but one day, when he went to sleep, he woke up in the Sith Academy. This didn't faze him at all, for now he's simply decided that he'll take whatever he can from these spacefolk as well.

    Omega124

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    Darth Putin


    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Double Blade

    After serving Mother Russia as part of the KGB, Prime Minister, President, and other things, Putin one day discovered a portal, and jumped in. He landed into the Sith academy, where he discovered he had the force. Putin killed many younglings (Or the Sith Academy equivalent) for the lulz with his bare hands until he was asked to join them by an important Sith, who realized he was so awesome because he had the force. Having nothing better to do, besides entering the senate, he accepted, and was trained under the ways of the Sith, making sure to kill as many younglings on the way.

    CaesarPlayer995

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    Zeek Dordas

    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type:Single Blade

    Is a Human Male. Who was a former jedi padawan assigned to a master at age 13 just prior to Order 66 after it occured he fled into the outer rim with his master where shortly after that his master was killed by a bounty hunter. After this occured Zeek swore revenge and hunted him down finding him after 5 years of searching. He then killed him in cold blood plunging him into the darkside. He then served as an assassin loyal to the highest bidder for about a decade then Darth Vader found him and offered to bring him to the acadamy to be trained. After Zeek refused Darth Vader fought him. Zeek fought well but was no match for the Dark Lord. Laying at Vader's mercy he then accepted his offer. Extremly aggresive and adept at lightsaber duels he is now eager to seize the mantle of Dark Lord and become the master of the galaxy. He was extremely bitter towards Vader and was planning on killing him after his training was complete and take his place at the Emperors side. He is upset at the death of both of the Dark Lords and once again swears vengeance against there killer.

    arya126

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    Adolfi Eminem

    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Adolfi Eminem, born Adolf Hitler, was once ruler of the German empire that nearly won World War II. But he lost of course. All great evil villains do. So he made people think he shot himself, but in reality, he sealed himself in a Bacta tank (which looked like no tank he had ever seen!) and emerged in the future to find the planet had renamed itself Coruscant. He then listened to some music, and heard some guy named Eminem rappin' about not being afraid. Adolf liked it. So, to foil any trackers that might blame him for the made up Holocaust, he adopted it as his last name, and put an “i” on the end of his first name. So Adolfi Eminem was born anew.

    He then went to find Darth Vader, whom he had heard about, hoping to kill him and control this Empire himself. Unfortunatly, Adolfi lost the battle, as he was using a stick against a lightsaber. Stupid Adolfi. But Vader showed mercy and brought him to the Academy on Korriban, where he is supposed to train his skill in the Force, but instead has been practicing this new rap that he likes so much. But things are changing. He has started using this Force, and senses a change coming. He has the chance to add 'Darth' to his name. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity. He can’t miss it. So he has started training his powers.....

    Beefy187

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    Darth Moo Moo


    Species: Cow
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Once a innocent cow alien, but one day he was suddenly revealed by the goodness of the way of the dark side. He was so intrigued by it that he came to the academy.

    He is outstanding sword master and can do well in Light Saber duel. Rare being for a sith but he is honorable, and he see no fun in hiding or any other fancy tricks. He rather fight in a open duel.

    Frozen In Ice

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    General Cyborgevous

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    Species: Human Cyborg
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    General Cyborgevous had been a highly skilled and brilliant mercenary with latent force abilities that had traveled to many distant planets fulfilling all sorts of contracts. He was briefly hired by the Confederacy near the end of the Clone Wars and he suffered a major accident on the job. Though he came very close to death, he lived, though in a very crippled state. Mere days after that General Grievous was destroyed, and so it was decided that the mercenary would be made into a cyborg to replace Grievous and to be given a new life. Thus, General Cyborgevous was born, he left soon after his rebirth, and had not been seen again,... until now.

    Earthling

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    Neel Kur'tlumak


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    Species: Twi'lek
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Neel Kur’tlumak was a native of Ryloth, a diverse yet unforgiving world shaped by desperate and trying times since the fall of the Republic. Like most of his people Neel chaffed under the doctrine of High Culture, but as a poor and unfortunate youngster living on whatever he could obtain he was most desirous of great wealth. Over time and scandals and crises among his people, any compassion of his was drowned out by envy for what the humans had and he could not, and soon enough that envy bloomed into hatred. But greed for mundane riches turned into something far more as he grew, and discovered his aptitude for the Force. Above all, the power it represents could bring all the other desirable things in existence under his control, and only the Sith could teach those ways, to understand the real power behind the overbearing former Empire. Neel managed to secure his spot at the Academy through unknown connections and an unfortunate yet untraceable accident regarding another and is hungry for so much more.

    johnhughthom

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    Dave Lister


    Species: Human
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Technician Third Class on the mining ship Red Dwarf Dave found himself the last surviving human after an unfortunate series off events involving a cat, Arnold Rimmer and a radiation leak. After numerous amusing encounters he spotted a swirling wormhole while piloting Starbug and popped in for a closer look. The wormhole took him to Korriban and he crashed Starbug into the planet, leaving him no option but to enroll in the Academy.

    Owen Glyndwr

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    Azula


    Species: Human
    Gender: Female
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Azula was once a princess of an ancient kingdom, but was lost due to the incompetencies of the people she work alongside. Once her kingdom crumbled, she was imprisoned. She stayed there for a number of years, quickly forgotten about by everyone, until a curious Jedi happened upon her prison. Azula quickly manipulated the Jedi into busting her from prison and taking her with him away from the planet she was living on. Once they were out in space, Azula killed her Jedi saviour, and was about to kill the companion he came along with, when it turned out he was a sith who had infiltrated the Jedi order. He was impressed by her manipulative talents, and powerful force abilities, and he invited her to the Academy. Seeing an opportunity to take power, she accepted his offer.

    thomas.berubeg

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    SpongeBob Squarepants


    Species: Sponge
    Gender: Male
    Lightsaber Type: Single Blade

    Questionably gay and unquestionably the greatest jellyfisher there is, SpongeBob is looking to learn some new ways to capture jellyfish.
     
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    Peace is a lie; there is only passion.
    Through passion, I gain strength.
    Through strength, I gain power.
    Through power, I gain victory.
    Through victory, my chains are broken.

    The Force shall free me.
     
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    Talee'lan (Cull) vs. Assassin (Domination3000)

    Talee'lan and Assassin both stepped into the dueling ring and stripped off their robes, letting them fall to the ground. Assassin was troubled by this duel. Talee'lan had challenged him almost immediately, and he radiated confidence. Assassin was as proud as the next Sith, so naturally he had accepted the challenge without hesitation. He was completely sure of his abilities, but that didn't mean anything - so was Talee'lan. It looked as if Assassin would have to teach the arrogant Twi'lek not to mess with him, the old fashioned way.

    Talee'lan started twirling his double-bladed lightsaber in an intricate weave of patterns, painting a picture in the air with his crimson paintbrush. Assassin had no response, as he was not quite as talented with the saber. His talents lie in other areas.

    While Talee'lan was spinning his lightsaber, Assassin grew tired of the charade and lashed out with the Force without warning. Talee'lan hadn't set up a defense yet, so he stumbled back a bit - the wave of energy Assassin had sent at him was weak. Snarling, the Twi'lek sprinted over to Assassin's position in a mad dash, unleashing his double-bladed weapon on the unsuspecting human. Struggling to put up a defense against Talee'lan's ferocious thrusts and stabs, Assassin desperately summoned the Force in an attempt to choke Talee'lan. The Twi'lek made an odd gurgling sound for a second or two, then resumed his offense. "You are weak with the Force, and even weaker with the lightsaber!" Talee'lan reinforced his statements with a crushing blow that landed squarely on Assassin's own lightsaber - and knocked it right out of his hands. The Twi'lek smiled savagely, pointing the tip of his lightsaber at Assassin's throat. The human attempted to take the advantage with the Force, but his talents were so undeveloped that it was in vain. Talee'lan snickered. "You are weak, and you don't belong here. However, I am not a bloodthirsty fool, and I will allow you to live. Don't count on being so lucky next time."

    With that, the Twi'lek walked away, leaving Assassin uninjured, lying down in the middle of the dueling ring. Embarrassed, he quickly put his robe back on and stumbled down the stairs, away from the other students. The afternoon couldn't come soon enough for him.
     
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    Adolfi Eminem, Zeek Dordas, Talee'lan, Assassin, Celine Terrilles, The Doctor, Lune Oddo Divinian, Neel Kur'tlumak, and Dave Lister were all caught sneaking out of their rooms by the Masters. Disappointed, Darth Bane asked if they knew why they were in trouble. "For sneaking out of our rooms?" one of the acolytes offered hesitantly. Bane shook his head. "You are in trouble because your were caught sneaking out of your room.

    Assassin walked back to his room with his head hung low, pondering the words of Darth Bane. Lost in his thoughts, he was shocked to find LeBron James waiting in his room for him. With a savage grin, LeBron leaped out at Assassin as he closed the door. Assassin, caught off his guard, grimaced and withheld his defense. LeBron soon found that his efforts weren't making any progress against Assassin, and he was dismayed when he found himself giving ground to his opponent's advances. Assassin was slowly but steadily breaking down LeBron's defenses. He soon found out that James wasn't prepared for any battle of any significant length, evidenced by his heavy breathing only a few minutes into the battle. LeBron came to the realization that his opponent was breathing much lighter than he was, and he tried to regain the advantage with a burst of Force Lightning. While Assassin caught most of the electric surge on his lightsaber, a few sparks trailed up his arms; he was momentarily frazzled. Not waiting to let him regain his adversary regain his wits, LeBron unleashed a flurry of thrusts and jabs at Assassin. Assassin came about just in time, deflecting LeBron's parries harmlessly to the side. As his fatigue made his attempts at attack more and more desperate, LeBron tried to summon up more Force Lightning. However, Assassin caught him trying to call the electricity to his fingers, and with one quick stroke plunged his lightsaber deep into LeBron's stomach. James' looked down at the gaping hole in his torso with a dazed stare, eyes wide. He fell down to his knees with one final grunt, before he finally died. Assassin gave the dead corpse a look of great disdain, then shoved the body outside his door. Let the janitors come pick up his rotting flesh.

    Ch'awan Galt , Jill Valentine, Darth Putin, Tol Skorr, SpongeBob SquarePants and Skyric Mavado all slept soundly during the night.

    Jadrek Diran, Darth Moo Moo, Oro Mutoga, Robert Blake, General Cyborgevous, Zun Plund, Sarda Initu, Academician Zakharov, and Xedran Kasrakk all stayed in their rooms and meditated throughout the night hours.
     
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    Robert Blake (Double A) vs. Darth Moo Moo (Beefy187)

    Darth Moo Moo and Robert Blake both stepped into the dueling circle and stripped off their robes - when Darth Moo Moo struggled to get his robes off his body, the acolytes had a few laughs. The cow grumbled, and eventually was relieved of his outermost layer of clothing. Robert snickered and beckoned for the cow to come forward.

    Darth Moo Moo charged ahead at full speed, heading straight for Robert. The fact that Moo Moo managed to hold a lightsaber at all was a small miracle in itself. Nevertheless, the cow ran full speed and whipped his lightsaber at Blake with the ferocity of a stampeding horde of cows. Robert parried the blow gracefully with his double bladed lightsaber, taunting the cow the whole way. "Who wants cheese on their burger after I'm done with the cow?" Moo Moo was enraged at this, and doubled the strength of his blows. "MOOOOOOOOO!!!" roared the violent cattle at his prey.

    When it became clear that the cow would soon overpower him with the blade, Robert tried to push him back with the Force - but it was to no avail, as the cow moved nary an inch. That was logical, since Blake was far more talented in Force Choke. Thinking of this, he attempted to choke Moo Moo. His efforts were again in vain, as this seemed to have no effect on the cow. "Your Force defense is strong, cow, but you are not a Sith Lord yet." Moo Moo only snickered in response, but the sweat covering his body was evident to everyone watching. Blake, on the other hand, was breathing heavily - but not quite as bad as the cow. Seeing that he needed to end the battle quickly, Darth Moo Moo delivered a powerful kick to Robert's ribcage, effectively crushing it beneath his dirt-encrusted hooves. Robert dropped his lightsaber in his agony, and Darth Moo Moo savagely trampled across the poor man's body. Looking back at Blake's bruised, bloody heap lying on the ground with a satisfied glance, Darth Moo Moo cheerily walked down the stairs, ready to start the Afternoon training.

    Due to his injuries, Robert Blake has been placed in the bacta tanks. He will be unable to participate in the next two phases, and consequently the instructors are taking note of his lack of participation in the coming events.

     
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    Darth Putin and Lune Oddo Divinian were both caught sneaking out of their rooms by the Masters. This time, it was Darth Revan who found them. "Go to bed you posers, and next time don't make so much noise. You're training to be a Sith, not to be in a band."

    Dave Lister was the lone acolyte who snuck out of his room successfully last night, and he defended Nictel valiantly. Too bad no one attacked.

    Ch'awan Galt , Jill Valentine, Adolfi Eminem, Zeek Dordas, Azula, Darth Moo Moo, Academician Zakharov, Neel Kur'tlumak, Tol Skorr, and Skyric Mavado all slept soundly during the night.

    Jadrek Diran, Oro Mutoga, Talee'lan, Assassin, General Cyborgevous, Zun Plund, Fuyuhiko Date ("The Doctor"), Sarda Initu, Celine Terrilles, Darkin Skyross, and Xedran Kasrakk all stayed in their rooms and meditated throughout the night hours.
     
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    Adolfi Eminem (arya126) vs. Darth Moo Moo (Beefy187)


    Adolfi Eminem raised his arm, pointing his finger directly at Darth Moo Moo. "I'm not afraid to make a stand." With those challenging words, he stripped off his robe, leaving only his tunic and loose pants to cover his body. The cow hadn't bothered to put on any clothing this morning; he had decided to forgo the extreme embarrassment that would come from his attempts to wiggle out of his robes. Finally acknowledging his opponent's bold statement, Moo Moo defiantly answered back with the least stereotypical noise he could make: "Moooooooo!!" For good measure, he stomped his hooves on the ground repeatedly.

    The duelists both ignited their lightsabers, and all was silent, save the faint hum emanating from the two blades. A flick of the wrist sent Adolfi's saber out like a boomerang in an attempt to put a swift end to the duel. Moo Moo ungracefully dodged the deadly red weapon, now regretting denying the dance lessons his sister had offered to teach him. He may not be able to perform the Texas Two Step, but he had far more useful abilities. The cow charged forward, somewhat comically holding his blade of crimson energy in his - you know what, let your imagination decide where the hell the cow held his lightsaber.


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    Anyway, he unleashed a devastating series of thrusts and jabs, blows and stabs, wearing down Adolfi's woefully insufficient defense. It became clear that the cow was playing with his enemy now, the same way he used to play "Who can eat the most grass in 6 hours" with his cattle friends back home. Thoroughly embarrassed, Adolfi tried to lash out with the Force at the cow - but it was to no avail. Moo Moo's defenses were steady, as was his exceptional skills with the blade.

    Growing tired of the charade, Moo Moo leaped up and kicked Adolfi right in the kisser (although no one wanted to kiss him while he still had that ridiculous mustache), severely bruising the man's face. Staggering back from the blow, Adolfi was again caught unready by a devilish punch to his midsection. Adolfi dropped his lightsaber, drifting into unconsciousness as the cow continued to pummel his broken, bloody, limp body. He wasn't quite dead, but he might not be so lucky next time.

    Due to his injuries, Adolfi Eminem has been placed in the bacta tanks. He will be unable to participate in the next two phases, and consequently the instructors are taking note of his lack of participation in the coming events.

     
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    Night 3

    Zeek Dordas, Sarda Initu, and Azula were all caught sneaking out of their rooms by the Masters. Darth Malak found them this time, not even bothering to speak. He just pointed his finger towards their rooms, and the three students humbly trudged back to their beds.

    Neel Kur'tlumak made his way towards the Sith Archives, and he studied the ancient texts contained there diligently.

    Dave Lister snuck out of his room successfully last night, and he defended Nictel valiantly. Too bad no one attacked (again).

    Assassin also crept past the masters, towards Darth Putin's room. When he entered the small room, he found Putin slumbering heavily on his bed. Grinning, Assassin rushed over to the snoring body and plunged his lightsaber into Putin's chest, creating a decent sized hole right through his victim's heart. His foe deceased and his task accomplished, Assassin walked back to his room triumphantly.

    Lune Oddo Divinian, Tol Skorr, and Skyric Mavado all slept soundly during the night.

    Jadrek Diran, Darth Moo Moo, Oro Mutoga, Cha'wan Galt, Jill Valentine, Talee'lan, Robert Blake, General Cyborgevous, Zun Plund, Fuyuhiko Date ("The Doctor"), Celine Terrilles, Academician Zakharov, Darkin Skyross, and Xedran Kasrakk all stayed in their rooms and meditated throughout the night hours.
     
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    Academician Zakharov (SS-18 ICBM) vs. Sarda Initu (mgsmuhammad)

    Zakharov boldly stepped into the dueling ring, his finger pointing directly at Sarda Initu's Rodian ears. "Your ears look funny, I challenge you!" the self-proclaimed Academician proclaimed. Sarda was furious at this remark. His ears were perfectly normal, thank you very much! His only response to Zakharov was to strip off his outer robes in dramatic fashion. "If I had glasses, I would take them off right now. YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH."

    Now it was the Academician who was furious. "I HATE memes!" he yelled, charging at the Rodian. He whipped his lightsaber out and ignited it, hardly allowing any time for Sarda to set up a defense. Once the initial surprise wore off, Zakharov found that his blows were not making much ground against the Rodian. However, Initu couldn't build up any reasonable attack either. "It seems we have reached an impasse," the Academician declared. Sarda's only response was "Impasse my ass!"

    With a snicker at his own clever pun (that was in reality very lame, whoever wrote that stupid line should lose their job. How do they... nevermind), Sarda sent a wave of Force energy in Zakharov's direction. The human was knocked off of his feet, falling onto his rear. Sarda sprinted forward, leaped for the final blow, and slammed his blade down into the center of Zakharov's chest - or, at least where it would have been had the Rodian been a fraction of a second quicker. With horror, he realized where his opponent would be now, but he was yet again too late. A sharp blow to his arm sent his lightsaber rolling along the cold roof. A sharp kick in the small of his back sent him sprawling onto the ground with a grunt. Zakharov placed his boot right on top of Sarda's back, triumphant.

    The acolytes were dismissed for their afternoon training.
     
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    Night 4

    It turned out the Masters hadn't lied, for they were nowhere to be found that night.

    Darth Moo Moo found Celine Terrilles in the hallway, and let out a "Moooooo" as he activated his lightsaber and charged right at his Celine. Just as they were about to engage in battle, four others - Assassin, Adolfi Eminem, Zeek Dordas, and General Cyborgevous - burst into the scene. They pointed their sabers menacingly at Darth Moo Moo. "You must die, cow." The four newcomers all stated the cold words in unison. Moo Moo was frightened now. He was good, but he wasn't good enough to fight five people at the same time. Nevertheless, he wouldn't go down without a fight. Two off his opponents stepped back and started assaulting him with the Force, while the other three moved in on him with their lightsabers. Moo Moo was a mighty warrior, but he simply wasn't cut out for a fight of this proportion. Inevitably, one of the lightsabers found its mark, piercing Moo Moo's soft underbelly. The cow let out a bloodcurdling scream, then fell silent when another blade separated his head from the rest of his body. Darth Moo Moo, a true warrior, had died a hero's death. Their task finished, the cow dead and undamaged themselves, the five attackers started making their way back to their rooms.

    Four got back just fine ; however, not all were so lucky. Assassin was met by a welcoming party of his own - Jill Valentine, Talee'lan, Tol Skorr, and Skyric Mavado. Assassin feared that this might be the end for him. All five combatants' blades already ignited, they started a duel that was destined to not last long. Indeed, Assassin was deathly tired even before the battle begin, and it was glaringly obvious now - especially since his opponents were much fresher than he. Assassin couldn't resist for too long, and soon enough a blow from one of his three assailants chopped his right hand off. Wailing in pain as his saber dropped to the ground, Assassin's yells ended as soon as his head was severed. Satisfied, the four survivors started the trek back to their rooms.

    Spoiler :
    Domination3000 was a Jedi Infiltrator!

    In their flight to escape the corridors, some scraps of flimsi were discovered on the ground. This is what they contained:

    Spoiler :

    Jill Valentine, knowing that an opportunity has opened up, has decided to use what she has learned from both the Academy as well as in her special forces career to stealthily infiltrate Assassin's room.


    With that, Jill thrust her knife into the heart of the Assassin. Not wishing to incur the attention by activating a noisy lightsaber, chose to use the Alabama Slammer Knife instead to finish the job all while covering his mouth and saying "Shhhh, it will be all over soon".

    Coincidentally, again a student returning to his room was met by a challenger. This time, Skyric Mavado was met by Oro Mutoga. It soon became clear that while Oro was more skilled with the blade than Skyric, Mavado was more talented with the Force, as well as better suited to handle fatigue. After a few minutes, sweat started to trickle down the Mon Calamari's face, back, arms - everywhere. Mavado took advantage and reached out with the Force, gripping his opponent's throat with an iron fist. Skyric started to slowly back away, which then turned into a full out sprint as he released Mutoga, safely returning to his room. Oro mumbled something about knowing that it was a trap, then made his way back to his own room.

    Cha'wan Galt, The Doctor, Cerine Terrilles, and Darkin Skyross were all found studying in the Archives that night.

    Robert Blake and Dave Lister slept soundly in their rooms.

    Neel Kur'tlumak, Zun Plund, Sarda Initu, Academician Zakharov, and Xedran Kasrakk all meditated in their rooms.




    "I lied. Those who stayed in their rooms and meditated did not gain any extra rest. In fact, nobody's fatigue changed at all last night. Those who slept in their rooms did not recover any more fatigue than those who were outside fighting other students. Nobody lost or gained fatigue last night.

    Treachery is the way of the Sith."
     
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    Adolfi Eminem (arya126) vs. Sarda Initu (mgsmuhammad)

    Adolfi stepped up into the dueling ring, a rap coming off his lips smoothly. "Yo yo yo! I'mma pop a cap in yo fo sho bro!" Sarda only laughed amusedly in response. "You make me laugh sarcastically at your childish remarks. Ha ha ha!"

    Then they both got down to business. After a short bit of lightsaber dueling, it was clear that neither was fit to best the other by the sword. They resorted to the Force, Sarda striking his foe with blasts of lightning, then pushing his opponent onto his back and sprinting over. While he was doing this yet again, it looked like he would finally be able to deliver the finishing blow. However, he was surprised when Adolfi sprung up, stepped to the side, and grabbed Sarda's back and threw him to the ground. When Initu scrambled onto his back, propping himself up with his elbows, he found Adolfi's lightsaber inches from his throat. It was a shame, since he had so clearly demonstrated that he was Eminem's superior. Adolfi pulled his lightsaber back, but the aroma of defeat still hung around Sarda, entrapping him in its uncomfortable snare.

    The acolytes were dismissed for their afternoon training.
     

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