The adventures of Isabella [RFC:DoC]

[TheGryphonPrince]

Someone suggested in my Argentina story that I should be the Spanish Empire for my next medieval story, but that place ended up being occupied by the arabs. Today, I bring you, the adventures of Isabella!

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Chapter 1: Beggining

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Isabella: At last! Spain has popped up! War, peace, trolling and other stuff kings have to do.

As Isabella, emperess of Spain, founded Madrid, guess who came by to say hi.

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Abd-ar-Rahman: I hate you. If I could I would crush you with my RIFLEMEN IN MEDIEVAL!!!
Isabella: I hate you too.

When Isabella met Rahman, she realized how everyone will hate her (can't use bad words in the forums but you know which word I would use), so he went to hire an adviser to help her. At the auditions room...
Guy 1: I'm going to be an excelent advisor!
Guy 2: You are an idiot. I am better.
Guy 3: I'm best! You are just jealous of me!
Guy 2: How can I be jealous of some guy that comes up and says that everyone is jealous of him?
2 hours later...
Isabella: SHUT UP! I had enough of this discussion. Guy 3 is hired.
Guy 3/Advisor: YAY!
Guy 1 and 2:
Isabella: Now that you have been hired, what we should do?
Advisor: We should invade Barcelona and found Santiago
Isabella: Good idea! Rally the army!
Meanwhile, outside the frontiers of Spain...

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Longbowman: lolwut. Tribal villages in a civilized area?!
Knight: Of course! The independents are so uncivilized they have tribes in the middle of their territory.
Longbowman: There is even a freaking roman road there and there are still tribals?!
Isabella: Less chatting and more looting.
Knight: Yes my queen.

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And so the questionabily placed Barcelonian tribe was wiped out forever. The first of many wiped out tribes by the spanish.

Somewhere in the Atlantic coast...
Settler 1: I am tired. There's a nice beach here we could sleep.
Settler 2: I agree, let's settle in the beach!
And so the beach city of Santiago was founded.

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Settler 3: Wait, won't a city in the middle of the beach collapse under the sand?
Settler 2: No.
Settler 3: Why?
Settler 2: Minecraft taught me that you can found cities in anywhere, even on the sea.
Settler 3: Isn't Minecraft from 2011?
Settler 2: Ehhhh... uhhhhh...
Settler 4: How can he know something from centuries later?
At the other side of the coast
Knight: My emperess, we captured Barcelona!
Isabella: Congratulations. And still the franks are uncivilized...

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Charlemagne: What in god's name did you just freaking say about me, you freaking infidel? I'll have you know I graduated in top of my hierarchy in the Frankish Empire. I have been involved in numerous secret invasions on the Lombardian Kingdom, and I have over 10 confirmed tributinaries. I am trained in Gaulish warfare, and I'm the top horsemen in the HRE armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another...
Isabella: Yeah yeah, we know of your conquests and stuff. Whatever...
Adviser: We're having papal elections! You V.S Charlemagne!
Isabella: Cheat in the elections!
Some time later...
Adviser: They catched us...

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But whatever. We have a huge amount of people stopping by to say hello to our empire!

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Isabella: wat. ponies+another version of christianity
Celestia: Read the freaking byzantine stories...
Adviser: At least they have a catchy theme. No wonder why there are so many byzantophiles.
Isabella: So the Byzantine Empire is a bunch of horses with drawings on their skin?
Celestia: Indeed.
Isabella:
Celestia:

Link to video.

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Isabella: At least a normal person.
Alfred: Why?
Isabella: First, someone came and threatened us for insulting their empire and then a freaking pony empire.
Alfred: Good thing I'm on an island.
Isabella: I'm jealous of you.

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Isabella: What?! There is another HRE?! I'm gonna...
Barbarossa: One does not simply say that the franks are uncivilized. Yet I'm not going to beat you today.
Isabella: Good.
Adviser: We should start opening our borders with other nations.
Isabella: That's a good idea. Hey Barbarossa, want open borders?
Barbarossa: Sure.

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[mrrandomplayer]

What's happened to your Arabia story?

 

[TheGryphonPrince]

What's happened to your Arabia story?

The Arabia story finished some time ago.

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Although I have a few pictures for a German epilogue.

 

[GreekAnalyzer]

Nice kinkaz!

 

[constantinople]

Subbed.

 

[Dumanios]

Well, don't overexpand as much this time. You should at least reach the Renaissance by the time Germany spawns.

 

[TheGryphonPrince]

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Advisor: My lady, the doomsday has begun! Well, if a bunch of tornadoes actually count as a divine retribution.
Isabella: Doesn't matter, because my plan has been carried out perfectly?
Advisor: What plan?
Isabella: I had in mind to invade Cordoba for a long time.
Advisor: Why? It adds diversity to the place.
Isabella: But that impedes my world domination plans!
Advisor: Oh. Let's see how it carries out.

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Isabella:

Some time later...

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Isabella: At last! I reunified the Iberian penninsula!
Advisor: For now at least...

Long time later...

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Advisor: More new civilizations!
Isabella: I wonder when the civs will stop spawning.
Advisor:

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Isabella:
Advisor::suicide:
Isabella: What a bipolar was my advisor. He murdered himself after smiling. Well, now it seems I'll have to look for a new companion.

Will Isabella deal with the Portugese occupying a chunk of her penninsula? Will she find a new advisor? Find it all out in Part 3!

 

[constantinople]

The Portuguese will never halt the reign in Spain!

 

[baseballpie]

Oooooh.

 

[GreekAnalyzer]

Poor advisors everywhere, dealing with schizoprenic Dictators and dictatresses.

 

[TheGryphonPrince]

I am going to try to upload as many chapters as I can in a short timelapse. The reason why is because I am going on a schooltrip and, of course, I won't be able to update. Therefore, the chapters will be longer and I hope that when I leave I have advanced in 1805 although I played as far as 1860. Also when I come back I'm starting a new serious story.

Also this update is more action-based so you will laugh little.
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Isabella: And the portugese keep spamming the penninsula with useless cities.

But whatever. I didn't find an advisor yet but I found some really handsome guy. His name is Philip and we're marrying soon.

Philip II: Indeed.
Isabella: Anyway, what I was on? Oh yes. I should make peace with the Moors since they are starting to get on my nerves.

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Isabella: Also I should trade with other civs.

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Philip II: Someone is exploiting our trade opening.
Isabella: Turn him away then.

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Lorenzo de Medici: I hate you guys
Philip II: We finished researching optics!
Isabella: What does that mean?
Philip II: We'll conquer the world!
Isabella: And so a new age begins...

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But before that I shall lead my armies into Portugal.

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Both: DIE PORTUGAL!!!! DIE!!!!
Philip II: Can I lead the conquest of the new world?
Isabella: Sure.
Philip II:

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Crossbowmen: What is that levy doing outside?
Levy: Just chilling ou- Oh wait, are you spanish or portugese?

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Some time later...

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Philip II: Portugal is almost done.
Isabella: Shouldn't you be beating some natives from whatever that place is?
Philip II: I'm leaving then...

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Philip II: My explorers have finally disembarked on the continent itself!
Isabella: Good.
Meanwhile...

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Isabella: I still hold to what I said previously that Faros was terribily placed...

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Philip II: I am surprised by how this continent has a civ around. But wait, I have the feeling something else should have happened. Doesn't matter, I'm exploring the south of this place.

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Isabella: Damn you rebels! If only the advisor was alive.
But two important things happened that would change Spain's course.

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Monty: I'm going to kill you all.
Philip II: With what? With your clubmen?
Monty: I'm sacrificing you to the sun god.
Philip II: Good luck then.
On Spain, a human named Guy 11 and a pony named Fluttershy camed to Isabella's palace. Just what Isabella needed.
Isabella: Guy 18? Who calls himself Guy 18?!
Guy 18: I descend from Guy 3, a respectable advisor. I moved to Equ-err...Byzantinum for a job but I heard my ancestor, Guy 3, worked for you so I returned here as the ottomans conquered Byzantinum.
Isabella: You're hired.
Guy 18/Advisor: For what?
Isabella: You're the new advisor. Didn't you see the huge sign: "LOOKING FOR ADVISORS" as you entered.
Guy 18/Advisor: Nope.
Fluttershy: What about me?
Isabella: You can have a job as my spouse's advisor who's conquering some random place.
Fluttershy: yay!
Meanwhile at America...
Explorer: I heard someone is coming here from Byzantinum.
Philip II: Who is it?
Fluttershy:
Philip:
Guard: Sorry to interrupt this love story but we have magically spawned an army far into the continent.

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Philip: Get us out there!
Guard: As you say.
As they were arriving...

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When they arrived, they destroyed much of the native's army and they forced them to sign a Spain-favourable treaty making Kingdom of Cuzco without Cuzco turn into a viceroyalty of Spain.

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[TheGryphonPrince]

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While the Moors and Turks continued grabbing territories from their Byzantine and Arabian ancestors...
Advisor: We have more people wanting to meet our glorious empire...

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Isabella: And of course, islamic civs are angry with us for no apparent reason.

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Lorenzo de Medici: We should trade maps.
Isabella: Sounds very good! *signs map trade treaty*

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Lorenzo de Medici: OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL USELESS MAP TRADE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL GONNA TELL EVERYONE!
Isabella:
Advisor: WHY IS EVERYONE HERE A FREAKING TROLL?!
Charlemagne, Mehmed II, Barbarossa, Alfred, Casimir, Ragnar, Yaqub al-Mansur and Yaroslavl all laughed at Spain from that day on.
Meanwhile at the Americas...

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Fluttershy was leading an army to conquer Ecuador for her liege.
Back at Europe...

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Isabella: This better not be another troll civ.
Mbemba: No, I am not! (whispers to Lorenzo who is hiding at the bushes saying: "I did it!")
Advisor: In other news...

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Isabella: What I am supposed to see here?
Advisor: All the civs that we know aren't going to trade their techs with us.
Isabella:
Charlie: Hey guys!

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Isabella: I'm not falling for that one.

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Fluttershy: At last, my troops have captured Tucume! Finally we won't see them sacrificing poor little animals again!
Philip II: I should ask Isabella when reinforcements are coming to help me give a good lession to the aztecs.
Isabella and Philip then went into an argument on what to do with a few newmets on Mexico while the advisor and Fluttershy were dueling.

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Isabella: Come on! I am your queen and my word is divine law!
Philip II: You just gave me monarchical rights over this new land!
Isabella: But I can revoke them too!
Muhammad ibn Tugluq: *facepalm*
Philip II: This is none of your concern Muhammad! Wait a few minutes!
Meanwhile, the advisor got stared by Fluttershy...
Advisor: Alright, I give up! Just stop staring at me! Go meet Muhammad ibn-whatever his surname is!

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Abbas: You guys don't seem to be very romantic.
Philip II: Why you don't hate us?
Abbas: Her... stare... she... is... too-
Philip II: We get it.

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Isabella:...and give me absolute control on the islands!
Philip II: But you...
Isabella: SILENCE!

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Isabella: Here you have your troops
Philip II: I will honour you, my queen!

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Isabella: Why about everyone I met hates me?
Nareusan: *cough* *points at left*

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Mehmed: Can you...
Isabella: NEVER!

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Isabella: Finally someone that doesn't hate me over such a silly matter. Wish more people were like you.

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Nobudaga: We'll eat you if you enter our archipielago!
Isabella: Don't tell me what I should do!

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Philip: Some natives began playing a strange game. It seems very entretaining and we should do it but we need 7 stadiums.
Isabella: Challenge accepted.

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Isabella: What do you guys think I should do?
Everyone goes like meh
Isabella: Well, since most of Europe is doing it...

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Isabella: Finally I can give you trolls a lesson.
Philip: We defeated the aztecs milady!
Isabella: What, the, hell, is, THIS?!?!?!

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Arabs:

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Advisor: We completed the challenge! Now we can emulate the natives way.
Isabella: Do so.

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Abbas: We should go kill a bunch of turks, right?
Isabella: You behaved well with me, and I also would like to conquer Consnantinopile.

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Isabella: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!! HAX HAX HAX HAX!!!!!! He went into war with half of Europe and still wins the elections?!
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There were a bunch of images I wanted to upload, but the post limit won't let me. Also there won't be update of 1805 because now it's late and I have to go to bed. See you all on late Friday!

 

[Lone Wolf]

What in god's name did you just freaking say about me, you freaking infidel? I'll have you know I graduated in top of my hierarchy in the Frankish Empire. I have been involved in numerous secret invasions on the Lombardian Kingdom, and I have over 10 confirmed tributinaries. I am trained in Gaulish warfare, and I'm the top horsemen in the HRE armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another...

I liked this. Keep up.

 

[Moai_Spammer]

subbed

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and i see pony byzantium, justinian and siddhartha approve