The American Media

D

Daryl17

Chieftain
Joined
Jan 13, 2002
Messages
25
Location
Rockville, Connecticut
GEORGE BUSH MAKES SPEECH!
Also, 50,000 Children Starve to Death

SADDAM HUSSEIN DOESN'T APPROVE OF U.S.!
Also, he kills his wives, and gasses and starves thousands of his own people to death

AMERICAN TOURISTS DIE!
Also, Canada sinks into ocean

AFGHAN CITIZEN MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN MURDER!
Also, 200 Chinese also murdered yesterday

10,000 IRANIANS STAGE 'DEATH TO AMERICA' PROTEST!
Also, 60,000,000 do not

AMERICAN TALIBAN FIGHTER JOHN WALKER EATS PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA SANDWHICH!
Also, Another dozen million die

AMERICAN SKI TEAM COMES IN NINTH!
Also, Only nine teams in Ski competion

EDITORIAL: IS SOVIET COMMUNISM IS A THREAT?
Also, should we be prepared for a Nicaraguan invasion?

CHINA SENDS PATROL BOAT WITHIN 100 MILES OF TAIWAN!
Also, US sends four aircraft carriers, 12 destroyers, 6 cruisers, and three submarines to the Persian Gulf
 
Hardly humoristic.
undecided.gif
But very true. The USA is for a reason not the first country I'm going to for a holiday. :D

This might be transferred to Off-Topic...
 
I thought it was pretty funny. At first it looked like an anti-American post but I get the humor about the media. I bet it is the same everywhere.
 
True, terribly true, PH, you can't understand how even truer it is in France. Ok I'm not gonna slip into a political thread, since this is a joke thread, but then I will just add a quote from french news too:

Suicide terrorism act against Israel forces: 1 casualty
Israel "raid" against .....blablabla..... 20+ deads.


Actually it's true that words are even worse weapons than bombs... And one can make words mean whatever one wants. Maybe few people got what I meant though.
 
2 AMERICANS AMONG DEAD
15000 others also killed


ANTHRAX SCARE IN KENNEBUNKPORT
2 million die of typhoid

DUBYA CHOKES ON APRETZEL
Shares of pretzel companies fall 400% fearing bombardment and the sending in of special forces
 
Originally posted by GenghisK
True, terribly true, PH, you can't understand how even truer it is in France. Ok I'm not gonna slip into a political thread, since this is a joke thread, but then I will just add a quote from french news too:

Suicide terrorism act against Israel forces: 1 casualty
Israel "raid" against .....blablabla..... 20+ deads.


Actually it's true that words are even worse weapons than bombs... And one can make words mean whatever one wants. Maybe few people got what I meant though.
Click to expand...

I think you miss understood the terms used. Terrorism is an act against civilians. A military operation is against militants. If someone tries to kill civilians it's an act of terror, and it doesn't matter whether people really got killed or not. On the other hand a war can have hundreds of thousands of victims but it wouldn't be terrorism as each army will fight another army.
Also the media seems to be lieing to you - Isreal never killed 20 people in a single action or in a single day.
 
Originally posted by allhailIndia
DUBYA CHOKES ON APRETZEL
Shares of pretzel companies fall 400% fearing bombardment and the sending in of special forces
Click to expand...

:lol: This is the first bit that truly belongs in this forum.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom