Diet. I quite literally live on the stuff.
You must keep Saltines to clear that foul aftertaste out of your mouth. It may as well be the taste after I finish brushing my teeth.
What? No smartass crack option?
Crack Coke
Classic, but it's not the same as it was before the "New Coke" fiasco. Something went wrong and the best coke (from Coca-Cola, since RC COla is better) ever is lost to history.
That could be because that is when they changed from using Cane Sugar to using the cheaper High Fructose Corn Syrup.
I've heard that there are laws in Mexico against using high fructose corn syrup in soft drinks, so "the best coke ever" can still be purchased south of the boarder.