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The biggest heap of lies you EVER heard...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by salty mud, Jan 21, 2008.

  1. The Yankee

    The Yankee The New Yawker Retired Moderator

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    Any State of the Union speech.

    What the...? So she WAS lying to me! That cold-hearted spawn of a......:mad:
     
  2. Integral

    Integral Can't you hear it?

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    "I'm leaving CFC"
    -Various posters. Generally they're back in a week, two weeks tops.

    Honorable mention to
    "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."
    -President George W. Bush
    State of the Union
    January 28, 2003

    EDIT: Yankee's back! And yes, she was faking. :mischief:
     
  3. Ramius75

    Ramius75 Deity

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  4. skadistic

    skadistic Caomhanach

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    She? Wow I'd have thought the " I'm a girl. " lie was bigger but hey thats me. :D
     
  5. EconomistBR

    EconomistBR King

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    I agree, "WMDs in Iraq". Biggest most expensive lie in the 21st century.

    That's a secret lie, don't publish on the Internet...
    :sarcasm:
    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  6. The Yankee

    The Yankee The New Yawker Retired Moderator

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    No, it turned out to be a smaller....omission of the truth. :mischief:
     
  7. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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    Absolutely Free!! *

    *Other terms and conditions may apply.
     
  8. LightFang

    LightFang "I'm the hero!"

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    "We never landed on the moon!"

    It was all shot on a soundstage on Mars.
     
  9. bigfatron

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    For me it has to be Margaret Thatcher quoting St Francis of Asissi in June '79. The most divisive PM ever making her maiden speech a pledge of reconciliation and harmony...

    BFR
     
  10. Ziggy Stardust

    Ziggy Stardust New Englander

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    Enkidu Warrior Ultramagnetic

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    'The United States does not condone torture'. George W Bush.

    Blows the WMD ones out of the water in my opinion. That actually convinced some people, this one isn't fooling anybody.
     
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  13. Mulholland

    Mulholland Happy New Year!!!!

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  15. Endim_Analys

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    Land of the free. Swedish wellfare. Anti-fascist protection wall. United Nations.
     
  16. SS-18 ICBM

    SS-18 ICBM Oscillator

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  17. Rossiya

    Rossiya Fridge Magnet Porn

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    Not true. I managed 4 months! :D
     
  18. Hasdrubal Barca

    Hasdrubal Barca Emperor

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  19. Eukaryote

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    My friend had an epihany once and said all this to me without stopping to rest once. Afterwards I slapped him and told him not to be a retard, he quickly went back to normal. This is what he said:

    "George Bush is a good president, every part of the bible including creation and eternal hell is literely true, global warming is an elaborate hoax, the 9/11 terrorist attack was a scam pulled off by the republicans, women are irresistibly attracted to men who worship them, communism is the greatest government system of all time, an alien spacecraft was found in kansas last week and the moon landing was staged."
     
  20. BasketCase

    BasketCase Username sez it all

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    Politicians say stuff like this all the time. This is not "the biggest heap of lies we've ever heard"--it's an ordinary heap of lies.

    There. Glad I could help. :)
     

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