The Daily Q

[CharlemagneXLII]

The Daily Q is a newspaper published by mysterious sources inside the Quatronian Continuum. It covers domestic issues as well as international issues, and any topics found in a normal newspaper. There will be periodic public releases for the enjoyment of the inquisitive foreigner*. Without further ado here is the first issue, circa 650 BC. Enjoy!



Disclaimer:

Spoiler :

The Daily Q is not, in fact, daily. Nor is it weekly, monthly, annually, biweekly, quinquennial, sesquarcentennial or anything else. It will come out when it comes out, either when there is an important news story, or someone feels like writing an article. The lighthearted views expressed in the Daily Q do not necessarily reflect the views of the government of Quatronia. The daily Q is meant to be taken LIGHTLY, not PERSONALLY. If you're angry about something in the article, just chill. If you are still upset, drop by our complaints department, located here.

*"inquisitive foreigner" here means "unenlightened heathen".

 

[MrBanana]

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