The DYOS Consul (DYOS X: 2007-2009)

[Tee Kay]

Some of us actually draws.

I just got one of those human interface writing pads that allows you to draw on the screen and I've been practising with it lately. Maybe soon I'll be able to draw good enough to make a comic

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Maybe soon I'll be able to draw good enough to make a comic

Whaddaya mean 'maybe'? You know we love you, man.

 

[Perfection]

I'M BAAAACK!

 

[Stylesrj]

Welcome back Commander Perfection

 

[Perfection]

This DYOS is slow and seems dying. Let's make a new one.

 

[GenMarshall]

No, we don't need a new one. It's been voted way early on to keep it running.

 

[Stylesrj]

Vote Schmote.

 

[Perfection]

No, we don't need a new one. It's been voted way early on to keep it running.

Revote? I mean CivG, noone's doing anything! How can I make comics mocking people when noone makes comics to mock!

I mean, it's a good idea to vote to keep it going instead of having it artificially stop at 1000 if there's still comics pouring in, but dude we need a shakeup!

 

[choxorn]

There's stuff going on, it's just that it's trying hard to reach the climax of this story arc.

I vote, we let it keep running.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

So now Perf is harbringer of destruction? And his cartoon was so good, too...

 

[Stylesrj]

I have no idea what the hell is going on in the story. And no one seems to be gambling or caring about starting up my new casino, which caused a lot of controversy in previous DYOSes...

 

[Terrance888]

I will use 7000 Knucklebones on the casino! (then use the funds to upgrade my units and attack the Possibly Terrorists States PTS)

 

[choxorn]

It's not that we don't care, it's that we're too busy dealing with the Combine and Toyoda to pay attention to you. I still have a vendetta against you from a few pages ago for being an annoying one, so I'll come after you once I'm finished here.

 

[Stylesrj]

Busy dealing with the Combine and Toyoda? Since when does DYOS have a plot that lasts more than a few pages!?

 

[Fifty]

I have no idea what the hell is going on in the story. And no one seems to be gambling or caring about starting up my new casino, which caused a lot of controversy in previous DYOSes...

Sorry but the only reason you dont know what is going on is because you arent willing to to look, and nobody cares about your casino because its boring.

 

[Stylesrj]

Boring? Who told you about my evil plan to drill to the Earth's core with a giant drill on the bottom of my casino and plant a nuclear device within to blow up the planet!? Who!?

 

[Tee Kay]

Here we go again with blowing up the Earth eh Stylesrj?

 

[choxorn]

Didn't we already take the core and give it to tailless's rocket avatar?

 

[Perfection]

If y'all wanna keep DYOS open, why the poop aren't you makin' comics?

 

[Stylesrj]

Here we go again with blowing up the Earth eh Stylesrj?

The reasons for destroying Earth are my own! I'm not giving that away!

Didn't we already take the core and give it to tailless's rocket avatar?

Curses! My boring plan has been ruined!

If y'all wanna keep DYOS open, why the poop aren't you makin' comics

I dunno...