The Epstein Files

[Birdjaguar]

One of the new pictures released today:

 

[*CoughLies]

If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit

 

[Lexicus]

If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit

If he diddled those kids he must go and do a bid

 

[*CoughLies]

What's bin did and what's bin hid, scales shed before you let em in

 

[Birdjaguar]

Stormy Daniels knows just how Huuuuge Trump is.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I've seen footage of him golfing without his corset.

He's huge.

 

[Birdjaguar]

recent pictures

The latest tranche of Epstein evidence – in pictures

Oversight Democrats have released a new batch of photos from the Jeffrey Epstein estate, including images of Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, Woody Allen, the former Prince Andrew, Steve Bannon and Bill Gates

www.theguardian.com

 

[GenMarshall]

Stormy Daniels knows just how Huuuuge Trump is.

Seeing a forum moderator making Inuendos was not on my 2025 bingo card.

 

[Gori the Grey]

I don't even think they actually will be released today. The DoJ will just announce some pretext for not releasing them and it will start a lengthy legal process to get them released. That's Trump's MO, generally, just tie things up in court.

 

[GenMarshall]

I don't even think they actually will be released today. The DoJ will just announce some pretext for not releasing them and it will start a lengthy legal process to get them released. That's Trump's MO, generally, just tie things up in court.

Sooo, which will come out first? The Epstein files or Half Life 3?

 

[Gori the Grey]

I suspect people will be playing Half-Life 15 before the American public sees the Epstein files.

 

[SemiLazyGamer]

Delayed until next year (technically two weeks).

Deputy AG says DOJ won't meet Friday deadline for all Epstein files

The delay means the White House is in an apparent conflict with a law President Donald Trump signed in November.

www.usatoday.com

 

[JollyRoger]

Lock them up!

 

[Lexicus]

Lock them up!

Law & order

 

[GenMarshall]

Delayed until next year (technically two weeks).

Deputy AG says DOJ won't meet Friday deadline for all Epstein files

The delay means the White House is in an apparent conflict with a law President Donald Trump signed in November.

www.usatoday.com

Translation....

BRB, I'm gonna have to hunt down and find those old vintage Halo "Finish the Fight" memes and repurpose them to "Release the files".

 

[Angst]

55 wholly blacked out pages from NY grand jury lmao

it is really bad for optics. it will compromise any claim they have of innocence.

remember that the only redactions thay can legally make regard victims of the crimes.

 

[Lexicus]

BRB, I'm gonna have to hunt down and find those old vintage Halo "Finish the Fight" memes and repurpose them to "Release the files".

Master Cheif? You mind telling me what you're doing on Epstein's plane?

(just kidding, Master Chief canonically doesn't have a sex drive)

 

[Gori the Grey]

Evidently, it's now possible to calculate what percentage of the whole yesterday's release represented, and it's .83%.

I can't verify the accuracy of the source for this, but if true, it makes yesterday's release even more laughable.

Release everything involving Clinton! Ok, less than 1%. Release the rest in 2-week increments! Ok, 4 years for release of all material.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Summary of the scope of what has been released

https://www.wired.com/story/epstein-files-whats-in-doj-release-december-19/?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=wired&utm_mailing=WIR_Daily_122025&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&utm_content=WIR_Daily_122025&bxid=653e9090c7e345b8e2017eaf&cndid=75633400&hasha=77ce292f7d909a56949a742aba09fc5e&hashc=107ebdf498f91048df4e3d213be07881903d4df63cf6b7cef912b2d6d1d79588&esrc=MARTECH_ORDERFORM&utm_term=WIR_Daily_Active

 

[Birdjaguar]

@Gori the Grey do you have a link to the files?