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The Fifth Element(film)

Discussion in 'Arts & Entertainment' started by The_People, Nov 5, 2010.

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  1. The_People

    The_People Of The People

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    I just realized how the blue opera woman got those stones inside her.....

    yes, that's right folks. She shoved them through the places where the sun don't shine.:cry:
     
  2. Racsoviale

    Racsoviale Smoke me a kipper!

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    Or you know...had an operation:rolleyes:
     
  3. The_People

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    Naw, that's not how perfect beings would like her to prove to them that she can take on the task.
     
  4. Thoughtful Thug

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    Milla Jovovich was hot in that skimpy piece.

    The only movie that Chris Tucker was in that actually annoyed me.
     
  5. Aegis

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    His character was supposed to be annoying. :lol: I really liked his performance.
     
  6. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    You know nothing of perfect beings. :rolleyes:
     
  7. Skwink

    Skwink FRIIIIIIIIIITZ

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    Man, I loved that movie!
     
  8. MobBoss

    MobBoss Off-Topic Overlord

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    Yeah, I own this one. One of the best sci-fi movies ever. Great characters.
     
  9. Communisto

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    So true, such an enjoyable movie to watch. Also, chris tucker.
     
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    Ajidica High Quality Person

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    I have to agree with MobBoss here. I still love Gary Oldmans line:
    "If they were real soldiers, they'd ask what the red button does."
     
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    Aegis Deity

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  12. MobBoss

    MobBoss Off-Topic Overlord

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    Jean Baptist Emanuel ZORG

    "You're a monster, Zorg!"

    "I know..."
     
  13. GenMarshall

    GenMarshall High Elven Ghost Agent

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    Never watched it...
     
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    BSmith1068 Deity Retired Moderator

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    You can add my voice to the overwhelming support of this film!
     
  15. Leonel

    Leonel Breakfast Connoisseur

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    Chris Tucker as Himself
     
  16. Cheezy the Wiz

    Cheezy the Wiz Socialist In A Hurry

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    I also side with the "this movie is effing great" crowd.

    Favorite part? When Ruby accidentally shoots the alien in the theater.
     
  17. Patroklos

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    This movie is entertaining for the slap stick and the sets, but not as a scifi movie and DEFINETLY not for the characters or acting.
     
  18. Cheezy the Wiz

    Cheezy the Wiz Socialist In A Hurry

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  19. mariogreymist

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    I like sci-fi, but couldn't be bothered to finish this one. I even love bad taste (like John Waters) but this film doesn't even deliver on that level imo. I've never understood why, aside from Milla Jovovich half naked for the duration, this film is so loved.
     
  20. Patroklos

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    Oh come on, are you really going to tell me that if I divorced the characters from those pretty CGI sets and clothes IN THE FUTURE would you find any of them something other than cookie cutter knockoffs with dialogue that makes you cringe? Seriously?

    Hell, they didn't even have a main bad guy that made sense. What was its motivation? What was it exactly? Why the hell did it care about earth?

    Even more importantly, why was Zorg helping it? What was their common motivation. I mean, Zorg is a captain of industry on EARTH. Why the hell would he be interested in destroying EARTH? The movie sure as hell doesn't tell you why.
     
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