The Funniest T-Shirts

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Hey there, everybody!

While I was at work Monday, a lady walked in wearing a T-Shirt that I thought was very amusing. I mentioned to the lady that I liked her shirt. She laughed, and told me about another shirt that she has at home.

The T-Shirt that she was wearing read:

'Who are all these screaming kids, and why do they call me Mom?!!' :lol:


The one that she has at home reads:

'I just child-proofed my house, but they keep getting in!' :lol:


What are some of the funniest T-Shirts that you've seen?

Oh! Btw, there are kids around here, so let's keep it clean. O.K., folks?!

Let the revelry begin! :cool:
 
 
I have a shirt that says "My imaginary friends think you have mental problems"
 
My uncle had a t-shirt with a picture of John Paul II with a joint in his hand that said:

"I like the pope, the pope smokes dope"

Now, the t-shirt was mildly funny, but the effect it had on another family member who was a nun... That was hilarious!
 
I own a T-Shirt that reads:

My I.Q. Test came back negative! :lol:
 
I saw one that said:

What would Jesus do . . . For a Klondike Bar

Also, for the geeks, one that spelled out "you are an idiot" in binary.
 
Its really funny that these japanese chicks sometimes dont know what thier shirt says! :lol: :lol:

Its very vulgar btw.
 

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I've seen one in a store that says:

"I'm bald because I would be too sexy if I had hair."
 

 
tombeef said:
I've seen one in a store that says:

"I'm bald because I would be too sexy if I had hair."

It would be really embarrasing to wear that shirt. And it wouldnt convince any women. :lol:

Btw what did you guys think of my pic?
 
My friend owns one from the Monty Python Spam-a-lot.

"I'm not dead yet.."
 
I saw this one on an idiotic twelve year old that said "My imaginary friend just beat up your imaginary friend"
 
conquer_dude said:
I saw this one on an idiotic twelve year old that said "My imaginary friend just beat up your imaginary friend"

Why was he idiotic? Because your imaginary friend got beat up? ;)
 
Xanikk999 said:
Its really funny that these japanese chicks sometimes dont know what thier shirt says! :lol: :lol:

Its very vulgar btw.
Spread Beaver are a Japanese rock band fronted by the X-Japan guitarist Hide (pronounced Hee-deh). The full name of the band is Hide with Spread Beaver. They're well aware of what their name means, and so too are their fans (in fact, the t-shirt even says what it means on the front...).
 
Hmm, I've got one of those evolution silhouett t-shirts.

Australopithecus-Homo Habilus-Homo Erectus-Neanderthal-Slouching Modern Man-Modern Man Huddled over a Computer.

The Caption Reads: Somwhere, Something went Terribly Wrong
 
My son's (8 years old) favourite t-shirt says:
"I've decided to put myself in charge"

Too approriate.
 
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