Starryager
Warlord
- Joined
- Mar 23, 2010
- Messages
- 170
Diffculty: Regent
Victory Point: 1,000,000
Turns: 1000
Pop %: 95%
Land %: 90%
Land Type: Pagena
Objective: Conquer 90% of the land, or gain 1,000,000 VP.
Year is 4,000 B.C, at last the stone age ended, the humans gained knowledge and intel. They had thrive through tough times, many of them didn't survive. They began to think of a new way to survive, trade, and grow power. They had absoultely zero ideas about another civilzations who is roaming on that pagena...
So... The great tall tale all began here, with a iroqious settler, leader and worker.
Chief Hiawatha: This land is suitable, lets settle here.
Settler: Yes Sir!
Chief: Sweet home... *throws himself on rawhide bed* Get me wine and cow, my honorable worker...
Worker: How am I suppose to find them!?
Chief: Tsk tsk tsk, don't worry, you will find them someday. We need it to keep our empire a happy place.
Worker: Okay.
Chief: Live is a paraside... I love it
Warrior: *knocks the door* May I come in?
Chief: Is it important?
Warrior: I believe so...
Chief: Come in please.
The warriors came in and closed the wooden door.
Chief: well?
Warrior: It seem that we had detected another race.
Chief: huh? I thought this was paraside...
Warrior: Not anymore... They are well armed and are more powerful than us.
Chief: Damn it... You know what? go and gather me more resources.
Warrior: No! That's not what I mean!
Chief: EXCUSE!!! Get out of my sight!
Several Years later...
Chief: It felt good to be immortal. *chuckles*
Foregin Leader: *knocks on the wooden door* hey dear? May i come in?
Chief: Cleporta? No! You cannot! Not while I have a whole bunch of people sleeping with me!
Foregin Leader: No, it is your foregin Leader... stupid.
Chief: Oh... Come in...
The FL came in and was suprised that Chief had over 30 wives sleeping with him.
Foregin Leader: ummm... ummmm... We are the third largest nation... thats all I have to say...
Chief: Who cares?
Foregin Leader: Indians is the fifth largest nation.
Chief: Really!? Call my military advisor! Now!
Foregin Leader: Er.... okay... I will...
Chief was outside, near the borderline, enjoying the heat from the sun. He stood up and noticed a different race coming toward him. He took out his Dual Sword prepared to defend himself. That race, wore raggy gray clothes, represents India. Chief knew that he has to destroy India because he feared them that they will betray them. When that india warrior noticed him armed with dual sword, he fled back to his empire.
Chief: That calls for desperate measurement!
*Horses trumps through the arid area of Iroqious Empire*
Chief: Today! We will fight India!
Chief: FOR BLOOD!
Mounted Warriors: BLOOD!!!
Chief: FOR HONOR!
Mounted Warriors: HONOR!!!
Chief: FOR POWER!
Mounted Warriors: POWER!!!
Chief: Show me your rage! Goddamn it!
Mounted Warriors: BLOOOD! HONOR! POWER! Make them go to damn hell!!!
Chief: Kill them now!
During the conquest time, there was absoultely zero resistance on the india cities. Iroqious mounted warriors easily swept their cities and conquered their cities.
Chief: Thats all they have? I felt bad for them.
Mounted Warrior 1: Incoming War Elephants!
Chief: Nah, it should be no problem for you peeps.
Mounted Warrior: But... But...
Chief: Hush, do what i say.
Indian Empire are defending against the great iroqious warriors. most of warriors failed to defeat the elephants.
Mounted Warrior: *knocks the glass door* Chief, we got a problem here.
Chief: Come in...
Mounted Warrior: Yes sir *comes in chief's room* Indian Troops are so well defended. Most of our troops had died trying.
Chief: Goddamn it! You messed it up again!
Mounted Warrior: Wait a min... Persian had offered us that they will help us defeat the Indians.
Chief: Persia? Are they weak?
Mounted Warrior: Yes, and we can use them as distraction tactical.
Chief: Bring it on. Make it happen!
After several turns of warring with Inidans, Inidans had surrender and offer us peace treaty.
Chief: Hmmmm, I want all of your techs.
Gandi: No, you have to choose 2, thats ur grant.
Chief: Grant for what?
Gandi: Winning the war
Chief: Winning the war? How did the hell I won the war?
Gandi: Well, I want to be a peaceful empire with you, I was hoping that we can work together and co-op conquer the world.
Chief: (thinks to himself, well, i can use him as my bait, but I seriously hate India Empire... but at least I can try...) Alright DEAL!
Gandi: Thanks! Here you go!
Shortly, India Empire and Perisa Empire made peace treaty, that made Chief really angry.
Chief: Goddamn it! I cannot take it! I need more land for my empire!!!
Foregin Leader: You okay? Are you throwing up?
Chief: Yes Im throwing up... I'm sick.
Foregin Leader: Well, Okay, I will get you herbs, that will make you feel better.
Chief: And please delcare war on India Again, I want to finish them off.
Foregin Leader: I thought you want to be a peaceful leader?
Chief: Dont question my authority!
Foregin Leader: Yikes... Okay... (mumbles) I will get you some soon... brb
Several days later...
Foregin Leader: hey chief, i brought back you a rare herb.
Chief: Whats that?
Foregin Leader: Dragon Ivy Herb, it is designed to burn off all of diseases in your stomach.
Chief: Lemme see on my herb book.
Foregin Leader: (thinks to herself, damn it! He is gonna to find out that Im trying to kill him!)
Chief: Didn't find that in my book.
Foregin Leader: Try it, Im a herb expert.
Chief: Well (sighs) -_- You are scheduled to be hanged up at the opening center by this afternoon 6:15pm. Warriors, arrest her now.
Foregin Leader: No! You will never catch me! EVER! *flees and did a wall jump, broke through the glass wall*
Chief: -_- I'm doomed...
Mounted Warrior: Hello!
Chief: Hey
Mounted Warrior: We are taking the India Capital City under siege!
Chief: Really!? Are we winning?
Mounted Warrior: Im afraid... no, we aren't winning. They are heavily guarded, armed with 9 Spearmen, 4 War Elephants and 1 Longbowman.
Chief: Retreat, I wanna to make peace with them again.
Mounted Warrior: Will do.
In the open desert, Chief was whistling. The ravens flew above him. He watched mounted warriors taking Indians people as slaves to empower Iroqious empire. Chief turned his head to one of his mounted warrior.
Chief: Power?
Mounted Warrior: Yes, we are #1 most powerful empire in the whole history.
Chief: How did you know?
Mounted Warrior: God told me.
Chief: And you believe that god told you?
Mounted Warrior: Yes.
Chief: Hurmph! Proceed! Make me proud of you!
He pondered about religious for a while till he saw that Gandi was running to him, crying with a tissue on his hand.
Gandi: Oh please! please! please!
Chief: Whut?
Gandi: Please!!! Make a honorable peace with me! Why you won't listen to me!?
Chief: *coughs, clears throat* huhhhh....
Gandi: I will give you one of my city, and 2 workers. How does it sound?
Chief: .... okay?
Gandi: Yay! But please don't break the promise again! I really admire your empire so much! I want to be your co-op leader, please!!!
Chief: (thinks to himself, Co-Op leader? what the hell he was talking about? And why is he asking please so much?) Sure... But only if you attack persia and give me all of his land.
Gandi: Sure! I'm just so happy that I'm your co-op leader!
Chief: (Thinks to himself, ehhhh... okay... But I will still destroy your empire anyway) Anytime mate... -_-
--- To be contiuned
Victory Point: 1,000,000
Turns: 1000
Pop %: 95%
Land %: 90%
Land Type: Pagena
Objective: Conquer 90% of the land, or gain 1,000,000 VP.
Year is 4,000 B.C, at last the stone age ended, the humans gained knowledge and intel. They had thrive through tough times, many of them didn't survive. They began to think of a new way to survive, trade, and grow power. They had absoultely zero ideas about another civilzations who is roaming on that pagena...
So... The great tall tale all began here, with a iroqious settler, leader and worker.
Chief Hiawatha: This land is suitable, lets settle here.
Settler: Yes Sir!
Chief: Sweet home... *throws himself on rawhide bed* Get me wine and cow, my honorable worker...
Worker: How am I suppose to find them!?
Chief: Tsk tsk tsk, don't worry, you will find them someday. We need it to keep our empire a happy place.
Worker: Okay.
Chief: Live is a paraside... I love it
Warrior: *knocks the door* May I come in?
Chief: Is it important?
Warrior: I believe so...
Chief: Come in please.
The warriors came in and closed the wooden door.
Chief: well?
Warrior: It seem that we had detected another race.
Chief: huh? I thought this was paraside...
Warrior: Not anymore... They are well armed and are more powerful than us.
Chief: Damn it... You know what? go and gather me more resources.
Warrior: No! That's not what I mean!
Chief: EXCUSE!!! Get out of my sight!
Several Years later...
Chief: It felt good to be immortal. *chuckles*
Foregin Leader: *knocks on the wooden door* hey dear? May i come in?
Chief: Cleporta? No! You cannot! Not while I have a whole bunch of people sleeping with me!
Foregin Leader: No, it is your foregin Leader... stupid.
Chief: Oh... Come in...
The FL came in and was suprised that Chief had over 30 wives sleeping with him.
Foregin Leader: ummm... ummmm... We are the third largest nation... thats all I have to say...
Chief: Who cares?
Foregin Leader: Indians is the fifth largest nation.
Chief: Really!? Call my military advisor! Now!
Foregin Leader: Er.... okay... I will...
Chief was outside, near the borderline, enjoying the heat from the sun. He stood up and noticed a different race coming toward him. He took out his Dual Sword prepared to defend himself. That race, wore raggy gray clothes, represents India. Chief knew that he has to destroy India because he feared them that they will betray them. When that india warrior noticed him armed with dual sword, he fled back to his empire.
Chief: That calls for desperate measurement!
*Horses trumps through the arid area of Iroqious Empire*
Chief: Today! We will fight India!
Chief: FOR BLOOD!
Mounted Warriors: BLOOD!!!
Chief: FOR HONOR!
Mounted Warriors: HONOR!!!
Chief: FOR POWER!
Mounted Warriors: POWER!!!
Chief: Show me your rage! Goddamn it!
Mounted Warriors: BLOOOD! HONOR! POWER! Make them go to damn hell!!!
Chief: Kill them now!
During the conquest time, there was absoultely zero resistance on the india cities. Iroqious mounted warriors easily swept their cities and conquered their cities.
Chief: Thats all they have? I felt bad for them.
Mounted Warrior 1: Incoming War Elephants!
Chief: Nah, it should be no problem for you peeps.
Mounted Warrior: But... But...
Chief: Hush, do what i say.
Indian Empire are defending against the great iroqious warriors. most of warriors failed to defeat the elephants.
Mounted Warrior: *knocks the glass door* Chief, we got a problem here.
Chief: Come in...
Mounted Warrior: Yes sir *comes in chief's room* Indian Troops are so well defended. Most of our troops had died trying.
Chief: Goddamn it! You messed it up again!
Mounted Warrior: Wait a min... Persian had offered us that they will help us defeat the Indians.
Chief: Persia? Are they weak?
Mounted Warrior: Yes, and we can use them as distraction tactical.
Chief: Bring it on. Make it happen!
After several turns of warring with Inidans, Inidans had surrender and offer us peace treaty.
Chief: Hmmmm, I want all of your techs.
Gandi: No, you have to choose 2, thats ur grant.
Chief: Grant for what?
Gandi: Winning the war
Chief: Winning the war? How did the hell I won the war?
Gandi: Well, I want to be a peaceful empire with you, I was hoping that we can work together and co-op conquer the world.
Chief: (thinks to himself, well, i can use him as my bait, but I seriously hate India Empire... but at least I can try...) Alright DEAL!
Gandi: Thanks! Here you go!
Shortly, India Empire and Perisa Empire made peace treaty, that made Chief really angry.
Chief: Goddamn it! I cannot take it! I need more land for my empire!!!
Foregin Leader: You okay? Are you throwing up?
Chief: Yes Im throwing up... I'm sick.
Foregin Leader: Well, Okay, I will get you herbs, that will make you feel better.
Chief: And please delcare war on India Again, I want to finish them off.
Foregin Leader: I thought you want to be a peaceful leader?
Chief: Dont question my authority!
Foregin Leader: Yikes... Okay... (mumbles) I will get you some soon... brb
Several days later...
Foregin Leader: hey chief, i brought back you a rare herb.
Chief: Whats that?
Foregin Leader: Dragon Ivy Herb, it is designed to burn off all of diseases in your stomach.
Chief: Lemme see on my herb book.
Foregin Leader: (thinks to herself, damn it! He is gonna to find out that Im trying to kill him!)
Chief: Didn't find that in my book.
Foregin Leader: Try it, Im a herb expert.
Chief: Well (sighs) -_- You are scheduled to be hanged up at the opening center by this afternoon 6:15pm. Warriors, arrest her now.
Foregin Leader: No! You will never catch me! EVER! *flees and did a wall jump, broke through the glass wall*
Chief: -_- I'm doomed...
Mounted Warrior: Hello!
Chief: Hey
Mounted Warrior: We are taking the India Capital City under siege!
Chief: Really!? Are we winning?
Mounted Warrior: Im afraid... no, we aren't winning. They are heavily guarded, armed with 9 Spearmen, 4 War Elephants and 1 Longbowman.
Chief: Retreat, I wanna to make peace with them again.
Mounted Warrior: Will do.
In the open desert, Chief was whistling. The ravens flew above him. He watched mounted warriors taking Indians people as slaves to empower Iroqious empire. Chief turned his head to one of his mounted warrior.
Chief: Power?
Mounted Warrior: Yes, we are #1 most powerful empire in the whole history.
Chief: How did you know?
Mounted Warrior: God told me.
Chief: And you believe that god told you?
Mounted Warrior: Yes.
Chief: Hurmph! Proceed! Make me proud of you!
He pondered about religious for a while till he saw that Gandi was running to him, crying with a tissue on his hand.
Gandi: Oh please! please! please!
Chief: Whut?
Gandi: Please!!! Make a honorable peace with me! Why you won't listen to me!?
Chief: *coughs, clears throat* huhhhh....
Gandi: I will give you one of my city, and 2 workers. How does it sound?
Chief: .... okay?
Gandi: Yay! But please don't break the promise again! I really admire your empire so much! I want to be your co-op leader, please!!!
Chief: (thinks to himself, Co-Op leader? what the hell he was talking about? And why is he asking please so much?) Sure... But only if you attack persia and give me all of his land.
Gandi: Sure! I'm just so happy that I'm your co-op leader!
Chief: (Thinks to himself, ehhhh... okay... But I will still destroy your empire anyway) Anytime mate... -_-
--- To be contiuned
