Here is where we all can post our jokes and funny one-liners. Funny pictures are also acceptable, but include at least a joke with words or a funny one-liner. Also allow someone else to post before you post another one/ Use the spoiler tag to hide the punch lines of jokes. Here are a few ones to start it off: How do you keep cool at a football game? Spoiler : Sit by a fan. Daylight Savings Time - why do they save it and where do they keep it? Many have been burned in the stock market by picking up a hot tip. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again? Spoiler : Because he was a dirty, double-crosser! Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. To make your dreams come true, you have to stay awake. Enjoy!