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The Great Laughs Thread.

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by WhiteEagle22, Sep 18, 2008.

  1. WhiteEagle22

    WhiteEagle22 Avatar of Justice

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    Here is where we all can post our jokes and funny one-liners. Funny pictures are also acceptable, but include at least a joke with words or a funny one-liner. Also allow someone else to post before you post another one/;) Use the spoiler tag to hide the punch lines of jokes.;)

    Here are a few ones to start it off:
    How do you keep cool at a football game?
    Spoiler :
    Sit by a fan.

    Daylight Savings Time - why do they save it and where do they keep it?
    Many have been burned in the stock market by picking up a hot tip.
    Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?
    Spoiler :
    Because he was a dirty, double-crosser!

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
    To make your dreams come true, you have to stay awake.

    Enjoy!:lol:
     
  2. philippe

    philippe FYI, I chase trains.

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    there is a whole forum for that, it's called humour and jokes. :)
     
  3. Ziggy Stardust

    Ziggy Stardust New Englander

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    There's a subforum especially for this kind of thing. Get yer moving boxes out, because I suspect this thread is going on a little trip :)

    http://forums.civfanatics.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21

    Having said that. Let me tell you about a friend of mine. His arms are very short, but at least he tells realistic fishingstories.
     
  4. Alpine Trooper

    Alpine Trooper AllCiv

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    If the jokes are this good in Alberta I can't wait to get there.
     
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  6. Narz

    Narz keeping it real

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  7. Turner

    Turner Deity Retired Moderator

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    Moderator Action: Moved to H&J.
     
  8. WhiteEagle22

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    Thanks and sorry! Guess I'll look harder next time... ;)
     

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