The Greatest Christmas Ornament EVER

[.Shane.]

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This is wrong on soooo many levels. Its bizarre, grotesque, idiotic, ironic... all at once. I'm torn between vomiting and ordering 100.

 

[Elrohir]

They come in brown!!

 

[.Shane.]

They come in brown!!

ROFL, I just noticed that myself. Didja notice the "brown" model also comes w/ a snazzy hat?

 

[mrt144]

starchild with guns...

whats the problem?

 

[Elrohir]

ROFL, I just noticed that myself. Didja notice the "brown" model also comes w/ a snazzy hat?

Yeah. I think it's discriminatory to give the brown baby soldiers hats, but not the white ones.

I want equality between the brown and white fetus soldier ornaments!

 

[Perfection]

Note to the confused:This is a real product, from a real site. The product is a satire, but it is also a real product - FOR SALE. This is a real store.

HA!

 

[Virote_Considon]

I want 10,000 real ones! My own personal mercenary force!

 

[amadeus]

I didn't know the Palestinians made Christmas tree ornaments.

 

[Ecofarm]

HA!

Spoiler :

I don't understand the empty chairs. I saw a post of a table outside with empty chairs around it earlier and did not understand that either.

Please excuse my ignorance or cranial density and explain.

 

[philippe]

10 CHARS
10 CHAIRS

 

[.Shane.]

Thanks perfy, great satire. Glad that's what it is, at the end of the day.

Its all along the lines of Betty Bowers, etc....

 

[GuitarHero]

It's the most perverted ornament that's not availiable in a trailer park.

 

[vbraun]

I don't find it particularly amusing and the craftsmanship doesn't appear to be of good quality. 3/10

 

[Godwynn]

I didn't know the Palestinians made Christmas tree ornaments.

I lawled.

 

[The Yankee]

Now if only they were self-discarding after Christmas.

 

[LightFang]

That's bad and yet I can't help thinking that it's awesome.

 

[The Yankee]

I wanted to buy ten, but apparently they were sold out when I went to that site some time ago. I need a Christmas Imperial Army.