The Hills Have Eyes

[one2tieyourshoe]

So I got an event that I've never gotten before, or at least this late in the game. "A small tribe of friendly locals have granted refuge to our beleaguered Mobile Artillery". First of all, it wasn't beleaguered. It was missing maybe like 1 health point. Second of all, who are these hill people and why have they not made themselves known to my IRS and my government control and why do they know how my M109A6 Paladins work!?!?!?

 

[vra379971]

They are helping your troops INSIDE THE MA.

As for who they are, they are clearly hermits living in the wilds.

As for why you don't know them...you are cleary running some poor civics...Free Speech and Universal Sufferage?! Pah! Try some Police State and Vassalage if you REALLY want info delivered on time.

 

[one2tieyourshoe]

They are helping your troops INSIDE THE MA.

As for who they are, they are clearly hermits living in the wilds.

As for why you don't know them...you are cleary running some poor civics...Free Speech and Universal Sufferage?! Pah! Try some Police State and Vassalage if you REALLY want info delivered on time.

Police State and Bureaucracy. You better believe I got my secret police working overtime to find the rest of the Appalachian-style people. And I don't want their grubby little klepto carnie hands near my Paladins. My troops are trained to machine gun civilians if they get too close.

 

[LordMachiavelli]

They are the retired engineers and mechanics who designed your M109A6 Paladins. You have left them with too little retirement to live comfortably in the big city, and they now live in shacks in the hills.

LM

 

[jeffreyac]

You better believe I got my secret police working overtime to find the rest of the Appalachian-style people.

See, there's your problem - secret police. I'll loan you my not-so-secret police - they're not as sneaky, but VERY effective...

 

[Supr49er]

They are the retired engineers and mechanics who designed your M109A6 Paladins. You have left them with too little retirement to live comfortably in the big city, and they now live in shacks in the hills.

LM

As long as one of the isn't the Unabomber.

 

[Bushface]

I get an image of skin-clad hunters polishing the gun-barrel while withered crones succour the crew with mysterious herbal brews . . .

 

[Arksa]

It's explained here

 

[Syno]

It's explained here

Rickrolls work better if they do the actual effect

www.internetisseriousbusiness.com , for example.

 

[reverend oats]

Once I discoved a cache of texts in the desert on the subject of fiber optics.

 

[Arksa]

Rickrolls work better if they do the actual effect

just desperately doing my part in this world

EDIT: that was neat! I had to use Windows Taskmanager to shut it down

 

[Syno]

just desperately doing my part in this world

EDIT: that was neat! I had to use Windows Taskmanager to shut it down

You can get out of it by just holding down Enter. It'll eventually get through it all >_>

 

[Oatse]

Once I discoved a cache of texts in the desert on the subject of fiber optics.

They assumed you wouldn't care about the UFO they found it in.

 

[sydhe]

As long as one of the isn't the Unabomber.

Have you lost a forge lately?