The History of Humanity-Alpha Centurai

[The Number Pi]

You guessed it! Another one!

This version will recount the events that transpired on the American colony of Alpha Centurai, as it was colonised during this story.

In this story, "The Number Pi" is an android of America's leader on Earth, The Number Pi. The other colonies, despite their names, are considered to be the scattered Arawak colonies the American colonies must defeat.

Prologue:

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Apollo 63 mission description:

Arrive at, and colonise, the Alpha Centurai system; beginning with the planet Sigma Centurai. Upon the colonisation of Sigma Centurai, ship back supplies to Earth to aid America in the upcoming wars. Small supply shipments can be made from private companies. Arawak competition is possible, handle accordanly.

WARNING!!! WARNING!!!

Unidentified vessel detected! Appearance is earthly, most likely the Arawak ship.

Processing...

Available options:

1. Continue on, this is unimportant.
2. Attack the ship, destroy it.
3. Contact the ship, learn more.
4. Awake The Number Pi android, seek human oponion.

Processing.............

Determined course of action:

Attack the ship, destroy it.




Battle Entry 00000001:
Mission Failed.
Target was destroyed, however, emergency evacuation ships were able to escape. Sigma Centurai is close, and they have landed.

Possible results:
Some may have been driven mad or mutated trough the radiation. They will have some time to establiush themselves before our arrival. Projected form of opposition: Small weak colonies. Although the Arawak ship was much larger, the crew is likely fragmented, and many probabily did not survive the planet's harsh environment.


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Scanning......

Landing position located. Awakening crew......

Dispensing report..............

Program terminated. Reason: Mission Accomplished.
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The Number Pi: Hmmmmm... we will have to defeat them all in order to clain the planet. For now, we must create the colony and begin to terraform the planet. Hopefully the wars to conquer them will not be as devestating as those on Earth. Well, let's begin.

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[The Number Pi]

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The Number Pi: Great! We start with a religion! Also, that failed colony had some valuable goods! This is a promising start. Let's see... have that bulldozer start exploring. Have the mercenary soldiers garrisson the colony.
Advisor: What shall we name out glorious colony, commander?
The Number Pi: Let's name it.... Washington. After the first President of the Old United States, before the Great Wars.
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The Number Pi: Happiness, [culture equivilant-I forget the name] and an excuse for war? Great!

The American colonists were quick to adopt Christanity as their official religion. It was likely that this would lead to war with the Arawak colonies due to religious differences, but war was a goal of the colonists anyway.
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Bulldozer Commander: I doubt that we could have gotten so much without the bulldozers to clear the debris. Send it back to Washington, The Number Pi will be pleased.
*back at Washington*
The Number Pi: I am pleased.

What the colonists did not now, was that at this time the Arawak colonists were beginning to organise after a few years of disarray and chaos.
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It appeared that the Americans had landed in a good location, there were many failed colonies to provide resources. The colonies likely failed because of the crash-landing that the crews experienced. The question remained, did any survive in this nearby region?
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Bulldozer Commander: These colonies were rich! Look at all the loot-- err, valuable trading goods, that we are finding!
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*following several sandstorms*
Bulldozer Commander: How are the wounded?
Medic: Not good! I'd be suprised if any of us made... wow.
Bulldozer Commander: What?
Medic: The readings are getting better! At this rate, we could move on in a few hours!.. I'm detecting some strange radiation, that must be the reason. I'll send this back to Washington.
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Medical Researcher: Commander! We have identified the substance that healed the bulldozer unit!
The Number Pi: Good, what do you need to implement it?
Medical Researcher: We need testers, but this may kill as much as half of the population if it fails. The rewards will be tremendous though.
The Number Pi: Do it.
*time passes*
Medical Researcher: A resounding success! Minimal casualties too. This greatly improves out medical knowledge on this planet.
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Bulldozer Commander: Nothing here, that's unfortunate. Well, we had better move on.
Exploration Captain: Wait! Wait! My crew and I have been stranded for months now. Would you takes us in, we were from the Arawak ship. We have no maps, but we can make some once we repair our equipment.
Bulldozer Commander: Great! Start exploring... also, here is a radio to central command in Washington.
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Mercenary Leader: We can fight. We will join you, if you can pay.
Bulldozer Commander: Go here *points on a map* Washington is there, they could probabily use you as garrisson troops or something. They pay well too.
Mercenary Leader: You mean to say, that there is no garrisson? That the colony is defenseless?
Bulldozer Commander: I mean to say that you can help the ALREADY EXISTING garrisson. The WELL-FED, EQUIPED, AND TRAINED GARRISSON.
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Exploration Captain: Final message to Washington. It *coughing* seems that we have been infected with a mutated virus *vomiting*. It must have come from the terraforming microorganisms we brought on the Arawak ship... I'm the only one left now, the rest are dead. Please take precautions......
*he dies*
The Number Pi: The biodome should keep it out, right? And the radiation will be able to trat those infected, right?
Doctor: Yes, but I would reccommend checking those entering the city, as well as improving the airlocks.
The Number Pi: Good advice, I'll do it.
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Messanger: *running through the headquarters* Commander! Commander! I have data files from the Failed colonies! Three! They contain some advanced stuff that the scientists should look at!
The Number Pi: Great! The RNG really came through this time around!
Advisors: Not another one!
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Scientist: Hmmm... These reports are identical to those from the bulldozers... the radiation must be far-reaching. I must look into any possible negative effects....
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Mercenary Leader: We heard there's a weak colony around these parts, you guys know anything?
Bulldozer Commander: We are from this colony, and for the record, it could easily defeat your rag-tag bunch of hired guns. Why not go here *pointing on map* and seek employment?
Mercenary Leader: We can get a job? Food, shelter, and pay? Let's go!

Although it was still early in the colonies' history, the American colony had gained a wide reaching reputation as a fairly prosperous and thriving colony. Mercenaries flocked to enlist in the military there, looking for food and shelter, things that they had lost with the failure of most of the Arawak colonies.
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Charles D' Artagnan We are the rightful owners of this planet. We call ourselves the Mars colonies; unfitting, true. But you must keep in mind that some of our number thought that we were going to Mars, not Alpha Centurai.
The Number Pi: Why didn't I rename them when I started the scenario? Oh well, I offer peace.
Charles D' Artagnan Ummmm, right. OK, peace it is. *thinking: this guy is insane! I could easily conquer his colony, then this entire planet...*
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Scientist: How much radiation is on this planet anyway?!?!?!
The Number Pi: Could it possible penetrate out biodome?
Scientist: No, its too weak. But it can penetrate most anti-radiation suits. This is important for soldiers and workers outside the colony itself.
The Number Pi: Well, since it does not seem to have any adverse effects, and we cannot really stop it, I huess we should just study it and leave it alone.
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The Number Pi: What is going on with this radiation?!?!?!
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The Number Pi: I mean it!
Scientist: We finally located the source! Apparently, it is from the Arawak spaceship, the large medical bay. Millions of pounds of radioactive dust fell into the atmosphere, and the strong winds keep it from settling. It poses no danger at all, though I'm at a loss as to where they got the stuff.
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The Number Pi: Today is a day of celebration: we have founded a new colony-Adams. It is named after a friend of Washington.
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Scientist: We have made a great breakthrough! We have created a calander fit for Sigma Centurai! We call it the [Sigma Centurai] Calander!
The Number Pi: Great! Keep up the good work!
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Alexander Kusnezov: I am the commander of one of the Arawak colonies. Do you desire peace or war?
The Number Pi: Peace, of course. *thinking: for now, *

 

[Darth Caesar]

Whoo! Now I can tell everyone I inspired this story

 

[Omega124]

Hey, couldn't the "Russian" Federation be the space program from the Poles (You know, the nation that didn't spawn until before a few turns from the end)? Also, the dude leading them creeps me out.

 

[AdrienIer]

Wow, you're going for the subtle victories it seems, only accepting conquest as a victory condition... Good start !

 

[The Number Pi]

Hey, couldn't the "Russian" Federation be the space program from the Poles (You know, the nation that didn't spawn until before a few turns from the end)? Also, the dude leading them creeps me out.

Because only the Arawak launched a ship, I want them to be from that ship. What if the Arawak used an international effort?

EDIT: Yeah, I took the screenshot at the "perfent" time.

Wow, you're going for the subtle victories it seems, only accepting conquest as a victory condition... Good start !

Yes, a very peaceful victory!

 

[eduhum]

This is the mod Mars Now, right?

You could also place your stories on your signature

 

[Omega124]

This is the mod Mars Now, right?

You could also place your stories on your signature

When you have that amount of cool in a signature, who needs links?

 

[The Number Pi]

This is the mod Mars Now, right?

You could also place your stories on your signature

Yes, it's Mars Now.

When you have that amount of cool in a signature, who needs links?

Now that I think about it.....
This could change my signature from -->

EDIT: There should be an update later today.
EDIT2: Make that.... right now!

 

[The Number Pi]

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The American colonists have expanded to encompass the entire northwestern portion of the ariable land that they landed in. Surrounding this was an enormous desert. They knew that other colonies were out there, and that they must be very far away. The location of some Arawak data files shows that the other colonies are not all actually Arawak. The Arawak spaceship had taken volunteers from foreign nations to get the necessary manpower faster, which helps explain why they fragmented so easily.
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The Number Pi: Well, I'm glad that's over.

A new exploration party had been sent out to find the other colonies, and it became infected with the virus that killed the previous explorers of the region. Radiation helped the explorers, who were cured; the virus was no more. This victory shows the growing power of the colony, as it could wipe out diseases of extreme potency and threat.
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The Number Pi: Another! Great! Nothing can stop the American Colonies!!! FEAR OUR SETTLING POWER!!!!
Advisors: Maybe the radiation is getting to him?
The Number Pi: I heard that! I'm just trying to celebrate the founding of a colony, but cake supplies are too short for a proper celebration and party.
Cook: Commander! I found some extra supplies! We can have a cake!
Everyone: *general shouts of enthsiasum*
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Advances in science and use of the Sigma Centuri-ian terrain brought the discovery of abundant algae withen American Colony-controlled territory. Health improved with the variety of food that was made available.

The Number Pi: "Kelp-it's what's for breakfast"
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The Number Pi: LET THE GPT ROLL IN!!!
Advisors: Ummmm... right....

Inspired Christian leaders constructed a great church in the holy city of Washington. Tourism and donations (taxed by the government) greatly increased income for the colony.
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The income of the city was doubled by the renouned Sightseeing Platform, the largest on the planet. It greatly increased the colony's income.

The Number Pi: So this thing is basically like Wall Street, except that it's a world wonder? Neat!
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The Number Pi: Mutants you say? Hmmmm... since we cannot kill them all, I guess we will need some sort of explorer that they cannot see...
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The Number Pi: Terraforming? This is great! Maybe we can even turn this huge desert wasteland into something productive!

Please ignore the pink terrain, it is supposed to be green; but I cannot get it to work correctly. The color is the only thing that is off though.
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Rare plants were discovered in the Sigma Centurai-ian soil near Adams. Government investments failed to produce results, but the region still experienced an increase in prosparity.
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Alexander Kusnezow: The Russian Colonies of the Arawak ship stand by the American Colonies as friends and equals, for this small fee...
The Number Pi: Let me rephrase that for you: the leader of the Russian Colonies of the Arawak ship will turn around and leave before The Number Pi launches an invasion of their lands.
Alexander Kusnezow: You'll regret this...
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New religious beliefs began to emerge in the colony of Jefferson. They were named after Mars, as similar beliefs had emerged with human colonisation of the region earlier during the space race. The name stuck.
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The Number Pi: These are my reforms. Does anyone oppose them?
*many local leaders start to protest*
The Number Pi: *to military leaders* Prepare the army, we will have to restore order.

Reforms introduced by The Number Pi proved difficult to introduce, as many local leaders resisted. A civil war broke out; and the government was eventually victorious. The reforms introduced a more democratic form of government, superior monitoring of the population, and a greater concept of where in the universe the colony was, and what its purpose was.
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The Number Pi: WOO! Free specialists!
*advisors ignore him*

The colony of Washington finished the construction of an enormous library in July 2188, it contained copies of every book, data file, and piece of information available to the colony, and this increased scientific output greatly. Because of this, an academy was founded nearby, to exploit this immense store of kowledge.

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The Number Pi: Science output increased by 50%? What could be better?
Advisors: Scientific output increased by 51%. But how does that... oh wait, that was one of the insane ramblings.
The Number Pi: It was a rhetorical question...
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The Number Pi: Water? In the desert? On Sigma Centurai? Ooooooooooooooooook....
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The Number Pi: Hello? Who is this?
The Number Pi: Hi non-android self! The colony is progressing smoothly, we will have to destroy the Arawak/multinational colonies before sending support though.
The Number Pi: Sure, if you need basic supplies; I can send them, like ocygen and water. But I do want those soldiers and weapons ASAP, OK?
The Number Pi: I shall do my best!



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Alexander Kusnezow: You should have paid up while you had the chance! I hereby declare war!!!!
The Number Pi: Ummm, you do realise you are over half-a-planet away, right?
Alexander Kusnezow: I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!!! *he begins screaming unintelligably as his escort drags him away*
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In November 2190, news that the alien civilization had been destroyed reached the American colonies. This caused little concern, as contact had not even been made. And if there were fewer aliens.. then that was not so bad, expecially if they were hostile.
The Number Pi: You will be destroyed aliens! Resistance is futile! We have come from your planet, and our superior technology... wait, I didn;t conquer them! Never mind....
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Charles D' Artagnan I offer a trade deal.
The Number Pi: I accept, it will be good to have an ally against the Russian colonies.

Seeing that being an aloof and diplomatically silent civilization only got war, The Number Pi decided to try to trade with the Martians, hoping for an ally in the future.
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Mutants you say? Hmmmm... since we cannot kill them all, I guess we will need some sort of explorer that they cannot see...

And here the spy/explorer was, sending back reports of ICE in the middle of the desert.

The Number Pi: What kind of sick and twisted planet are we on anyway?
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The Number Pi: More science! More science! WOO!

More academies were built in other colonies. This greatly increased the American colonies' scientific output. An especially sucessful one was built in Adams, rivaling the one in Washington.

 

[The Number Pi]

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Anish Hawa: *says nothing, looks angry*
The Number Pi: Hello! Would you care to surrender to mighty Rome now, or would you like to put off the inevitable for a while?
Anish Hawa: What?
The Number Pi: Oops, wrong leader.... Do you want peace?
Anish Hawa: Umm, sure.... peace it is.
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Mediator: Here is the compromise: BOTH OF YOU MAKE PEACE, OR I WILL DETONATE HIDDEN NUCLEAR WARHEADS IN ALL OF YOUR CITIES!!!! Good one, right?
Alexander Kusnezow: Just when we were winning....
The Number Pi: You mean, trudging through endless desert and sandstorms, trying to reach a distant and well-defended land?
Alexander Kusnezow: just wait... *he leaves*
The Number Pi: There were no nukes. Two reasons: the technology has not been researched yet, and there is no such event in the game as a planted nuclear device.
Mediator: It got peace, right? So I don't see any reason for complaints.
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The Number Pi: Another religion? Now I need another GP...
Advisors: Another religion? Now we have to listen to even more of these insane ramblings...

The Panzer Kunst religion emerged in Madison, in March, 2196. Inspired missionaries began to spread the religion to other parts of the colony, and it gained a significant following.
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Steve Gates: Want to buy a Windows(TM)?
The Number Pi: I guess that means you agree to peace?
Steve Gates: Fine. *thinking: NOO! ANOTHER LOST SALE!!!*
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Monroe was founded deeper in the region in November 2196. Surrounding sandstorms made maintaining supply lines difficult, but it was done.

The Number Pi: MORE CITIES! MORE CITIES!
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Anish Hawa: Give us the secrets of education, or I'll destro- dest.. uhhhh.. win the war!
The Number Pi: I am going to respond in the most insulting and mocking way possible: 2+2=4!!! You will never learn the secrets of education! Let there be war!
Anish Hawa: Ummm, well I can't actually. Because... I'm late... for.... a haircut. Lucky for you, the war is off.
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Choi Kun: Welcome, The Number Pi! May your empire flourish and grow for as long as it remains useful to us! I mean that sincerely.
The Number Pi: My empire will "flourish and grow" anyway. Especially once it defeats your armies and conquers your land. However, I offer peace.
Choi Kun: Peace it is then.
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In november 2197, in the city of Jefferson, a third great academy was founded, by Professor Calculus.
The Number Pi: So... his name was Professor Calculus?
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Alexander Kusnezow: For the peace to remain... you must pay.
The Number Pi: I refuse to pay for peace; which means you will pay for war.
Alexander Kusnezow: Why would I do that? I can just declare war, you know.
The Number Pi: I meant in the blood of your soldiers...
Alexander Kusnezow: Vampires!?!?! I must prepare my army!!!
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Sheng-Ji Yang: *over secret radio/map transferer* I have located foreign lands. It is Korea. I will investigate further.

Why is there a turn limit? I thought I turned time victory off...
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The Number Pi: I'm going to need some missionaries...

The Panzer Kurst religious leaders financed the construction of a great shrine, containing a holy artifact. The revenue generated from tourism and taxes on donations boosted the economy.
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Alexander Kusnezow: You know what this means right?
The Number Pi: That you have to sneeze?
Alexander Kusnezow: Yes. But I also am declareing war! *he sneezes* ..... And infecting you all with the flu!!!
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Recovery Team Captain: We found the data files:

Event 185091571-278AF:
Heavy damage.
Russian invaders. Program terminated. Reason: Extreme damage.

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The longer humans remained on Sigma Centurai, the more they were going to terraform the planet. Progress came in waves, as each new region required slightly altered techniques.

The Number Pi: Look at all the pink terraofrmed goodness!
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Miner: Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored...... What is that, over there?
*takes a closer look*
Miner: I-I think that it's aluminum!!!
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The Number Pi: How does that happen, I wonder, in a terraformed lake?

Terraforming efforts in the desert had been too sucessful in creating an environment suitable for life. Because large Kraken-like creatures began to thrive in the region. Many thought that some mad scientists had put them there, in an effore to create a deadly minion army.
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New Miner: Do you think we'll find any titanium today?
Old Miner: For the 100,000th time, NO! We have not found anything except basic ores for over 30 year- hey, look. I think that's titanium over there.... *upon closer investigation* Yep. Titanium. I always knew we would find some...
New Miner:But I was the one... never mind.
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The Number Pi: They call this an invasion??? They are half dead from the sandstorms!!
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The Number Pi: Almost halfway there! Once I control this land, I will begin my campaign of WORLD CONQUEST!

The expansion of the American colonies remained constant and uninterrupted by the war. The colony of Quincy was founded close to oxygen supplies and the newly terraformed land. Sandstorms were abundant though; and would have to be removed.
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Anish Hawa: Give us this tribute, or die.
The Number Pi: NOOOO!!!! What makes all of you think that I'm going to give you my hard-earned money and technology????? GET OUT!!!!! All of you may have been unified on the Arawak ship, and the Arawak may be the strongest nation back on Earth; BUT YOU ARE NO LONGER UIFIED, AND THIS IS A LONG WAY FROM EARTH!!!
*an extremely long and angry speech continues*
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General: They are retreating! Follow them, so we can find their homelands!

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General: They walked into the magnetic storm.... that is one of the dumbet things I have ever seen. Now they are dead, and we don't know where they came from!
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The Number Pi: Face it, you have no clue how to get an army across the desert, alive.
Alexander Kusnezow: Fine. Peace it is.
The Number Pi: not so fast. You destroyed that civilian ship, remember?
Alexander Kusnezow: So?
The Number Pi: Pay up.
Alexander Kusnezow: *looks surprised, as he was scratching his nose*

 

[AdrienIer]

Your last screenshot is awesome ! You got him at the right moment. Will the game really end in 54 turns ?

 

[The Number Pi]

Your last screenshot is awesome ! You got him at the right moment. Will the game really end in 54 turns ?

Yeah, he is the strangest looking leaderhead I've ever seen.

I have no clue. I do not have time victory enabled, but the counter is there. If it does win a time victory, I will ignore it, and go for the conquest.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Yeah the LH's in this mod leave much to be desired.

 

[Dumanios]

A great sequel/prequel/midquel/whateverquel!

 

[The Number Pi]

Yeah the LH's in this mod leave much to be desired.

I actually find them to be fairly funny; expecially Alexander Kusnezow.

A great sequel/prequel/midquel/whateverquel!

I think it would be a midquel.

Update probabily coming tomorrow!

 

[The Number Pi]

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In May, 2207, the Lost Spaceship of the First Exploration was found by the spy/scout party, in the middle of the desert. This discovery's knowledge spread, and even started a New Rennaisance in a distant colony.

A piece had been taken by the party; and it became a holy artifact for the Brotherhood of Mars religion.

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The Number Pi: I miss the old SoL's effects...
Advisors: ???
The Number Pi: This one gives +2 culture per specialist, not a free one in each continental city!
Advisors: ???
The Number Pi: Never mind...
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The Number Pi: Neat! This will help research!

With the defeat of a sizable number of mutants in the desert, scientists were able to extract useful DNA samples from the remains. These samples aided scientists back in the colonies.
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Ethan Carter: Hello. Do you have any rocks that must be imprisoned? My jail facilities are easily capable of doing so. We already have 145149056 prisoners.
The Number Pi: Ummmmmmmmmmm.... no thanks.... Will you accept a peace agreement though?
Ethan Carter: OK. But watch out for the rocks!
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The Number Pi: Woo! More DNA!
Scientist: Actually, this sample is contaminated, we cannot use it.

More DNA was taken from other mutants, however, the samples were contaminated with soil and normal DNA, it was useless to scientists.

THE COMPUTER CHEATS I TELL YOU!!!
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Scout Leader: *over radio* We have located two more colonies! Maps are being sent as we speak.
The Number Pi: Good! Why is it that so many of these colonies are in the desert?
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The Number Pi: More DNA! So these mutants serve a purpose after all!
*scientists are busy celebrating by having a giant party*

Field scientists continued to extract DNA from dead mutants in the desert, thousands were killed, and the mutant population fell.
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Scouts continued to discover new strongholds. The Indian segment of the Arawak colonies was located in the south, in November 2210. If the American colonies were to conquer the planet, they needed to know where everyone else was located.
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Herold Sorensen: I think peace between out two colony-nations will be useful, eh?
The Number Pi: Sounds good to me.
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Two wars were started in 2211, the Russian-Canadian; and the Indian-Jail.

The Number Pi: If they kill themselves, then my job is that much easier!
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Scientist: Commander! Recent studies of the mutant deoxyribosenucleaic acid have-
The Number Pi: English, please.
Scientist: The DNA helped us discover a cure for cancer.
The Number Pi: WOOHOO!
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The Number Pi: I want society to be reformed. Robots will do all the hard work. Because robots do not get votes, and can be easily re-programmed, I think I will face minimal opposition.
*5 seconds later*
General: The robots are resisting! We must subdue them by force! Apparently, some idiot decided that they should be programmed to resist reprogramming!
Robot Maker: *quietly leaves the room*
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Scientist: We are successful! Look at all the pink [<--cross out] green landscape!
The Number Pi: Landscape-ish.

The attempts of the American colonies to terraform Sigma Centurai made great progress in March 2214 around Adams. Pink [<-- cross out] green landscape sprang up from the dry origional soil.
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The Number Pi:
*advisors point and laugh*
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The Number Pi: I wonder if that's the same mediator as before.... Oh well, their cities will be nuked soon enough!

Peace had been negociated between the Indian and Jail colonies by a great mediator. The negociations were rumoured to include the threat of nuclear annahilation.
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The Number Pi: Free power for every city on the continent? IT IS ALL ONE CONTINENT!!

An Orbital Sun-Shield was sent into orbit by the American colonists. It had the capacity to power every city connected to its bast in Jefferson.
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Onward to victory!

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[Darth Caesar]

The pics don't show up.

 

[The Number Pi]

The pics don't show up.

Oops, I'll fix it ASAP!

EDIT: Fixed!

EDIT2: I just realised the other posts have the same problem....

EDIT3: It seems that the monthly bandwith I have on photobucket is used up... I have a second account, so future pictures should be fine. But previous ones will not be visible for a month. Sorry

 

[Omega124]

Why did Russia destroy Canada? What did the Great White North do to them?