The Holy Religion Of Chipism

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*Religious Roleplay* *not a party, but a faith*

Welcome all, to the relgion of Chipism (recognized in wikipedia)!

Basic Beliefs:

The World which we inhabit was created by the One True and Holy Chip, Creator of The universe and all of its planes! Chip inhabited our planet with his spiritual essence and is our world.

Chipism is a Henotheistic relgion, because while Chip is the One King/Creator, we aso beleive in a vast system of major and Minor Deities. Our religion is evolving, with gods being dicovered, our mythology(only oral until we discover writing), people ascending, beleifs changing. In time, there may even be Sects of Chipism.

Chipism is an Inclusivistic Religon, which means we regonize other religions EXCEPT FOR ROBOPIG-WORSHIPand don't neccarly label them false. The current official message is that all religons are somehow linked to Chip. We regonize the First Church of State as a religious entity.

This a constantly evolving religion, totally creative in nature. Anyone can join, worship, particape, add new beleif and all that jazz.

Hopefully many converts to come!

 

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Pantheon of Chipism

Chip, The Creator


Major Gods​

Pic-ha, The Law giver
Chime, God of Time
Secea, Goddess of the Ocean
Micalian, Lord of Enjoyment, and God of Awesomeness, Bestower of the Holy "Rad"
Harocht, Almighty God of Wars, Death and Illness
Tac-Nal, God of the Underworld and Spirits, Son of the Omegacat
The Omegacat, Embodyment of Evil and Sin, Repaer of Souls
Manditon, the Holy Protector of Life
Shuzaxi, god of idiots, pigs, pie, and chaos
Papirus, Goddess of Wisdom, and Writing
Alvaro, Goddess of Horses, Literature, and getting it on( the horse) and the daughter of Harocht and Papirus
Sperma-Sower of souls

Minor Gods​

Hip-ca, Lord of Trees
Kilagrio, God of Sands
Giddio, God of Jokes
Jain, God of Ambiguity
Milka, Muse of the Sweet and Cute
Fervia (daughter of Secea), Shepard of the Stars
Cake Buddha, God of Sweets and Giver of Gifts(Worshipped by the Pastry Sect of Chipism!)
Ravensfire, Demigod of Posts that Make you Smile with laughter, but not actually laugh!
Kno, Goddess of Books, and Bestower of Boredom

Prophets and Avatars
Swissy the First( Led many to the truth of Chip)
Prophet Saint I.A.F. (Prophecies include Television, and amazing Music in a far future, Patron Saint of Alchol, leader of the Cult of Micalian)
Vikingruler, Head Disciple of Harocht
GeorgeOP, Chip Monk
cIVpassIVe, Prophet of Papirus and Head Priest of Boaring Wallow
Bengeance, High Preist of City2 and Oracle

 

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In the Beginning of Time, there was only Chip, born from the wishes of those yet unborn. With theomnipotenence he posessed from being the only thing, he set to work. We created the True Universe and all of its planes. For them he created the universal laws(sceitific laws, laws of physics). He created time and waited. As he waited, a he pondered his existence. While he pondered, planetsa formed, star sprang to life. And he found the answer to his pondering. Why should he be the only one who could do this. And a thought immerged in his brain. This thought was life. And he brought life into being and created life to inhabit his creation. His large work complete, he settled himself in a planet, inhabiting with his spirt, and this planet thrived. He last creation was for this planet alone. From his loins sprung the Last Creation. This Creation was humanity.

 

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First of the Apocoliptic Visions

 

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Months of the Chipistic Calendar:
Sperma
Teghip
Mika
April
May
Jerir
July
August
Vulgotempo
Chadoshmet
November
Omegacat( english months may change)

Traditions:
During the Month of Jerir: There shall be no consuming of Human flesh or Onions, and no drinking of animal urine.
During the Month of Teghip: No consuming of Pig except in special cases
During the Month of Chadoshmet: Daily small blood offering for the warding away of illness
During the fourth Friday of Each month, we are to drink and be festive, this is called a Fristival!!

Holidays:
Shuzaxi Feast: on the Midnight when Teghip ends, you are to bring your best pig and enjoy that one, the other pigs, and pie is to be enjoyed with friends and family. (all remaining food is sacrifieced to the gods.)

 

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Preliminary: After you die, if your soul is not taken by the Omegacat, you are sent to Rifva to await the ruling on whether you should be sent to Perosofo, the Perfect Paradise, or be re-incarnated!(needs a lot more meat)

 

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The Holy Book, the Chipdex, is here

 

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Post for offical Mythology. See Creation Post for the Creation myth!

First Myth of the Cult of Micalian

Discovery of the God of War

Myth of Papirus

Sign of Chip

Myth of Manditon

The Visions of Bengeance
The First
The Second

 

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Temple of Water and Sand(under construction): Devoted to Secea and Kilagrio

Boaring Wallow Templeunder construction) Joint Bobian, Chipist temple, more to be added

 

[I am the Future]

All member of Chipism our welcomed by the First Church of State. We to recognize Chip as a direct link between men and the gods.

 

[Swissempire]

I would like to stress that i hope for a lot of creative people to join, because we are creating and evolving this religion as we go, and we need as many creative people as possible, so come on down. Anyone can post stuff.

 

[vikingruler]

I'd like to become a Chipist. Also, we should think of more gods and change the english months to other names. It might be cool to take from other cultures calendars, like Arab, Hebrew, Chinese, etc...

 

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Vikingruler, thats the beauty of this. If you have month ideas, post em, and i'll put them up. If you see an area we don't already have a god for, make him/her up, and post him. Maybe even create a myth or tradition! It a peoples evolving free religon!

 

[I am the Future]

I have been contacted by Micalian, a great god. He has told me that he is in controll of all things f-ing awesome and rad. With this contact by Micalian he told me I was to be his Oracal to the People. I accepted this responsibility by having the two inside fingers of both hand removed to make me permanently going!!! He also wishes for us to have the mont known as "March" replaced with Mika

 

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OUR FIRST MYTH

When the world was created by Chip their was Humanity. They lived good and peacful lives. But their was a problem. Their world was very, very boreing. So, Chip gave them a god known only as Micalian. Micalian would teach the people all things f-ing awesome and rad.

For hundreds of years Micalian tried to teach the people but he was not succesful. What was his problem? How could he help the people live exciting lives. And above All, be realy COOL. Then one day durring a very unsucesful party Micalian talked to a man called "I am the Future". After talking to "I am the Future" for a while Micalian took a drink of rather old Grape Juice. This Grape juice gave Micalian a very strange feeling. He quickly decided that this was Rad. And since he was with I am the Future when it happened HE thought that I am the Future must be rad too.

Micalian told I am the Future all of the secrets of the universe. Which didn't take a long time and turned out to not be all that rad. But, After knowing the secrets of the Universe I am the future had one very, very good idea. He would make this thing he called beer, he would then make television, and on this television he would advertise the beer with hot women who say they like guys who drink the beer.

The invention of beer setup a chain reaction in the world. Their was soon other even Cooler drugs. Then their was War and soon after War ROCK MUSIC! Yes Micalian had done it, He had made the world f-ing awesome and totally rad!

 

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I Am the Future has been declared a Prophet-Saint, the PAtron Saint of Alchol, and has begun the Chipism cult of Micalian

 

[I am the Future]

I Am the Future has been declared a Prophet-Saint, the PAtron Saint of Alchol, and has begun the Chipism cult of Micalian

That means people have to listen to me. And if they dont then I willtalk to Micalian abd he will take away beer and Rock. And NO ONE wants to loose both.

 

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That means people have to listen to me. And if they dont then I willtalk to Micalian abd he will take away beer and Rock. And NO ONE wants to loose both.

pssshhh... pssshhh over here. you only have to listen to him if you beleive what he says. Prophets can be wrong



From the Heavenly headquaters of Giddio, God of Jokes

 

[I am the Future]

maybe you could post a link to my Myth in th MYth post.

 

[Swissempire]

Done!!!!!!!!!1