The Idiots' Partee

[Admiral Kutzov]

We're just here for the beer and snacks.

We like to have fun and raise havoc.

We're educated anarchy peeps.

We don't take ourselves serially unless we have to to win the game.

Idiocy is a calling, not a philosophy.

If you're not sure you belong here, you probably don't.

Our founding fathers are moi, whomp and tubs.

We're all old (but for some deranged reason, we seem to appeal to teenagers), but we do have fun. Several of us have met F2F.

We can recruit like an SEC or Colorado football team.

One is not a complete idiot until all the required parts are found and installed.

 

[Whomp]

As a Major Idiot, I'd like to say idiocy spreads faster than any religion. We span the globe baby. In fact, I'd suggest you have one in your neighborhood.

Let me also say we're old school CFC (LK rules, dastardly deeds etc) so there will be no cheating to gain status and power. We're idiots, we don't know how to cheat.

Remember rule #6 of idiocy "never take yourself too seriously".....and there are no other rules.

 

[Daghdha]

One is not a complete idiot until all the required parts are found and installed.

For me it works like the other way round. Most of the said parts are lost and forgotten, but I feel very much like a Toidi

 

[Beorn-eL-Feared]

Commander Idiot B reporting

I am still missing my pregnancy. It shall be found and installed.

 

[Tubby Rower]

I guess I should sign up for this since I apparently helped find idiocy. I think that the idiocy started with AK, then just hopped to Chicago and Virginia to find suitable hosts in Whomp and myself.

We proudly wear our idiot colors (mainly because the crayons don't wash out well).


EDIT:

Members List (19) - We're global
AK (PA)
Whomp (Chi-town)
Daggie (Sweden)
B (Que beck)
Tubs (Beerginia)
Processor (Slovenija)
Iron Gold (Australia)
Smart
IamSid (Middle Earth)
Sadan01 (Australia)
Own (North Carolina)
azzaman333 (Australia)
Vander (Privateering in Idaho)
Furiey (Bedfordshire UK)
gmaharriet (Cali)
akots (Houston & Moscow)
Nomad Bryce (Pennsylvania)
robboo (M-I-crooked letter -crroked letter-I.....)
AL_DA_GREAT (Stockholm)

 

[Tubby Rower]

we have a rival "mischief maker" in the Goatskin Hut. Can we declare war on a rival citizen group? or do we just annex his thread?

 

[Whomp]

I recommend we challenge him to the ancient game of "kebaba" (tm some idiot)

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=135986

 

[Tubby Rower]

In the words of the Guniess brewers... "BRILLIANT!!!"

 

[Whomp]

I have challenged the Hut people to our time honored and great game....Kebaba (TM some Idiot)

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=3562870&postcount=4

Can I get a heck yeah?



AK are we AI? Anarchist Idiots?
or
a party that says "who said there's no I(diot) in team"?

 

[Pentium]

Wow, is now there any place without idiocy on CFC?

Do I have to sign up anywhere?

 

[Whomp]

Yes Processor of the idiots.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=132266&page=12

 

[Admiral Kutzov]

tubs is designated our leader since he wants to rule a city. we shall devote our efforts to his cause.

 

[fe3333au]

Can I become a member ... I brought beer and toilet paper

 

[Whomp]

Yay! Irongold Irongold!! WoooOOOOooooT...whatever that means.

 

[Tubby Rower]

Excellent. Now Daggie has a sheep to play with. welcome great pyrotechnician to our humble partee.

In other news, apparently the Goatskin hut is a place for that guy's rants and other nonsene (tm). Sort of like Old Thrashbag from HHGG's Mostly Harmless.

 

[fe3333au]

Will you be ruling a wicked city ???

Please tell us more of your grand design

I for one would like pubs, pubs, pizza, pubs, jello wrestling rings, pubs, pubs, dwarf throwing arenas, pubs, pubs, public urinals and pubs ... oh and many breweries, wineries, distilleries

The town would preferably have no bell towers nor town cryers ... lets have a quiet town, especially in the mornings

 

[Tubby Rower]

not wicked. Just a bit fun.

dwarf-tossing is definately allowed. The last time someone outlawed that fine sport, the drarves were more upset than the patrons because apparently it pays pretty well to be tossed about.

I also think that you mentioned pubs..... well what would a good idiot partee city be without pubs.

Speaking of cities, how do we rest control of a burb? I might have to PM someone who creates worlds in order to find out the gritty of the nitty.

 

[Smart]

Idiocy is everywere!

I should upgrade my computer ASAP to be able to play ...

 

[Whomp]

I'd like to set up our gambling operation in the backroom if that's ok? You know betting on games like "kebaba" with bushels of grain and rice, sheep...you know stuff and things.

 

[Pentium]

Thanks, WHomp.

Is gambling allowed here? I mean, dwarf-tossing is one thing, but if we spend all our grain and sheep just to bet on kebaba, we may go bankrupt