The Journey of Ten Fails

[Tlc2011]

Hello, everyone! First time story maker, but i've learned a lot from Copaczin..In the terms of "Funny Failure that's so funny people LIKE IT"... Well, in this story which i shall update tomorrow, i am going to be playing as Lincoln of the Americans on a
Fractal Map on Deity with Quick Speed on.

 

[Optical]

Good, another new story to read and fill my spare time

 

[hoplitejoe]

will there be any paint pictures?

 

[Tlc2011]

Maybe

Now, on to the chapter!

Spoiler :

The Start Position of the strangest game ever

As per usual, i settled in place. Sometimes positions are so good i'll waste a turn
to get the position. This wasn't that occasion. Even though the game recommended
that i settle 1W.

Spoiler :

Just wait. It gets worse.

The first person i meet HAD to be the one i don't like?...Screw him, i'm--

Spoiler :

Yup, i've lost the game already

Oh, god. The loser of most games, Saladin, has Archers. Crap!

Spoiler :

My face upon seeing the above saladin picture.

 

[Tlc2011]

Just so you know, i was researching the wheel at the time this happened.

 

[hoplitejoe]

the enemy's always start with archers at deity.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I support the last picture

 

[inohotep]

i hope you actually win (by diplo or cultural) or at least survive

 

[Copaczin]

I knew that picture would come back to haunt me.

 

[inohotep]

what'd you espect from Jerseys?

 

[AOS9001]

Madness... The madness begins!

 

[Optical]

Great start.

 

[Civ'ed]

oh noes...

 

[Red_Spy]

Great Start.

 

[Tlc2011]

Hey guys i'm back! I got banned again so i took a break..
That means it's gonna be a couple minutes before i get
the next part up but it'll be AWESOME!

 

[ilduce349]

great start. Now I am tempted to jump the wagon and do one of these...

 

[Tlc2011]

Really? That's nice.

Anyway, the new chapter in America's up:



My whole nation, awesome isn't it?
I'm using attachment files now.

Also, when i thought i met Saladin and Caesar,
The game flipped on me in a weird bug.

I had Saladin and Caesar...
And now i have these two:

Mansa's Mustache,

And Tokugawa *forgot to take a picture of him*

And also, I found the Mayans. I built a new city:


And i also got a new Religion, i'm planning on taking it

Observant people may notice that Hammy founded Christianity at the last second
and switched to it while i had the lead for Theology! Strange eh?
I got a great prophet too. Too bad Islam was taken...

Anyway, it was a good idea to switch to Hindu:

Izzy doesn't normally smile at me like that. That's spooky.


After a while, Mansa offered this

I'm planning on wiping out Hammy, i found his civ too:


On the way i found a neat spot with 4 *yes 4* Elephants


My new city and several others *washington the capital in the photo*:


Also, this happened in several turns.

More to come!

 

[ilduce349]

Bigger pics!

 

[inohotep]

is it just me or is this a whole new game? new start, new rivals, not to mention you went from 3700bc to 560ad in a single post

 

[ilduce349]

its a different game, I didn't read this yet hoping for bigger pics first.
You have to post about your fails, not quit as the second before the **** hits the fan