JudeMcMayhem
Chieftain
so i read the neviille ryan story and thought hey what the h*** i have an unfinnished story somewhere which could be used perfectly for a semi-aar about morrowind and oblivion combined^^ the story is more of a kickoff for an actual story and there wont be any screen shots for i have both games on xbox... but its still got some potential!
here it is:
The tale of Jude Mc Mayhem, the Nord Mercenary.
Hmmm, yep this is it this is the life, also away from all the adventuring going about now with those oblivion gates and that Nervarine over in morrowind. In my time that was different, here in my woodland outpost I can get to rest, its one of the less inhabited parts of cyrodiil: the west weald. And most of it is mine too, mine by right that is. Ive got the deeds to prove it!!! Given to me by the emperor himself, why??? Ill tell you why but its quite a long tale, still interested??? Ok I will tell you the tale of Jude Mc Mayhem.
The story begins with a really meagre child hood in the mean streets of what the imperials call the cheydinhall city. An 8 years old kid, mother was a murdered whore, father was some kind of mercenary who was never at home and when he was he would beat the crap out of the boy, the kid had a lot of bad experiences on the streets like the local kids gang always beating him up; we dont like woodelfs the leader would say before they beat him up and robbed him clean again. My friend swift wind was that kid. One day he decided to try and get out of town: life must be much better in the imperial city or at least the local gang aint there. So he took his 1 gold and 5 apples and started the trip, all the way to the west, he had stolen a card of cyrodiil from a shop keeper once, also he grabbed a butter knife he once found laying round but had hidden since that day.
Now he was all packed and ready to go.
The first obstacle to conquer was the way out of the city, the gates where closed and the guards wouldnt let anyone pass, totally not a little boy who looked like he hadnt had a bath in weeks (which was true of course). And there where no sewers showing this was not such a big town and it had a small river going though it all the way from lake Arrius to the north the to the reed river to the south. Since the count of the city really didnt think anyone was stupid enough to go out of town that way and since he actually didnt care so much that exit way was unguarded, by guards that is. The place where the river went through the wall was the hide out of the local kids gang who always used to beat me up so I had a choice: 1: sneaking past them and going into the water really silent hoping I wouldnt wake them, 2:l like 1 but then including robbing them for a change 3: going in using my butter knife on the leader and hoping the rest would flee. I went for option 2 since I had build quite some sneaking skills by then. How do you think I ever couldve stolen that map otherwise
There he was moment supreme 5 feet away from the first kid, he gently snuck upon him and checked his goodie bag in it where 2 loafs of bread and 5 coins so he took the bread and the coins and went onto the next of a total of 5 kids at that spot. Then I saw him, he was standing watching the river as if he was waiting for something to happen. Maybe they expected me maybe not, but best to try and get rid of that guy first, so he took a small rock and threw it into the water; plomp the kid walked into the water and he followed him then when he stood still checking his surroundings for what he had heard he was behind him, rose from the water and grabbed him by the mouth too keep him quiet and pulled him on shore. There he took the rope which held his pants up and used it to bind his arms, then he placed a rock in his mouth and used a piece of fabric to keep it in place this kid wasnt going to be a bother anymore he only looked scared or mad I dont know. Anyways he checked his pockets and found a dazzling 10 gold pieces and a few berries. Onto the others but all of his pockets where all full so he decided to just grab the biggest bag there was and get the hell out before anyone would wake up, hmm weird the biggest bag was with the biggest guy who was also the leader of the gang.. well since he already didnt like the woodelfs swift wind decided to give him another reason to hate his kind. he took the bag and quickly wrote a note (yes he could write) : serves you right, the wood elf and also left a piece of fabric from my clothes which still had some blood from one of the times they beat me up. Then he went out.
After a short swim he came on land and said to himself: hmm what to do what to do, where the heck is the west, maybe I had better waited till sunrise to see which way I should go. Then he remembered that there was a stable at the west end of town so he started rounding the walls. Kind of stupid actually; walls that can hold of armies but this little beggar just walks underneath them without anyone seeing him. The I heard a sound, no a voice rather a really soft voice, but it was a very low voice too so whispering didnt go off the owner well. Then I saw an orc and it was a big one, he was on the wall and I didnt see any guards he let down a rope. Then I saw the other orc, this one I recognised it was a maiden orc named
Oghash gra-Magul a girl of 9 years old, she worked for the orum gang or at least thats what swift wind had heard. Best to stay out of trouble and swift wind didnt like the girl anyways so he just waited till they where gone the big guy back to where ever behind the wall and oghash into the unknown wilderness. Now with that problem out of the way swiftie finished his walk around the walls when he reached the stables: now all I have to do is go down that road my back facing the city and ill arrive in the imperial city in no time. Or so he thought
The walk down the road was an easy walk but since our small wood elf hadnt slept for the night he was quite tired. And the inevitable happened 15 miles out of the city bounds swift was to tired to go on any longer so he had to find a place to sleep. hmm hey there is a landmark on my map, harms folly, hmm maybe I can sleep there. So our young adventurer went over to the golly which turned out to be a farm, oddly enough the owner was not called harm he had another name which I cant seem to remember, it was a nice farm; a family of three: husband wife and grandpa. Fortunately gramps was called harm so that solved the name mystery. The man was rather grumpy, but the woman made up for that once she saw poor swift wind her motherly instincts rand wild, and 5 days later our good friend was put in a nice shirt all clean, shoes which where uneasy but better then open feet and some breeches which where a bit too big for his size also the butter knife was there replaced by a kitchen knife. Still not much to look at but better then the one he had before. After those five days he told the family about his plan of going to the big city and showed the map: im not sure why the ground is colored differently here but I guess it wont be a big problem but the man of the house told swift wind that that was the nibeney basin which surrounded the imperial city isle.
Auch that was a setback for good old swiftie but it was not undoable to walk a bit more and it was also the way he met me.
Yea I guess you guys already had figured it out swift wind isnt the main character in this little story the hero of this here tale is me but without swiftie there wouldnt have been a great hero Jude Mc Mayhem, or at least not the way I am now.
On the way to the imperial city suddenly a cat-man clothed in leather walked upto swift wind, as fast as humanly possible swiftie pulled his kitchen knife, the brigand pulled out a bow. Hold it right there you little punk dont move a muscle or ill be putting an arrow through it, he said. Then there was a heluva lot of noise, it sounded like a battle cry but the voice which was shouting it couldnt make the tones required to make it sound impressive. A young nord came running up the back of the brigand, he couldnt have been older then 10 and yet he just ran in there with little attention for the huge disadvantage the brigand turned around and was just able to block the opening blow.
And now the battle begun in earnest; Swift wind thought he had an opening and tried to drive the kitchen knife up the spine of the brigand, but somehow the brigand noticed or he wanted to get rid of him first before concentrating on the nord, because he turned around put the bow on his back and pulled an fine iron long sword. Now he was both bigger then swiftie and he also had a bigger weapon, swiftie was doomed. But the enormous courage of the nord, and the huge amount of stupidity, required for a very dangerous attack: the nord named jude ran up to the cat-man and grabbed him in the neck, pulled him backwards and kicked him in the butt, now the brigand was forced to lay down chest facing sky and Jude took his free right hand which had wielded the shortsword he wielded as if it was a longsword and he put the naked metal against the neck of the cat-man and said: now hush little kitty dont you cry everythings gonna be alright and he used the nod of the handle to knock the cat-man unconscious.
Immediately Jude began pulling off the leather armor the brigand had been wearing, swift wind walked up to him and said: hey aint that leather a bit too big for you?? jude replied oh yes it is but im not gonna let this brigand have it either. Then swift winds eyes fell on a dagger which was on the belt of the brigand: can I have that dagger this one? Oh sure here ya go thats a bit better than that kitchen knife of yours. Jude Mc Mayhem soon to be hero and full time adventurer pleased to meet you. While hiding the dagger in my shirt in a conveniently placed sheath swift replied: Swift Wind the wood elf pleased to meet you and by the way your not a soon to be hero anymore hehe. The conversation went on about cows & calfs and some local mumbo jumbo until both asked what the other was doing here In the first place.
As for swift we already know but jude had an interesting story of his own: he was an orphan but too wild for any orphans hostel too keep him so at quite young age, probably around 16, he went out into the wild to learn the lands, now that swift took a good look at him he could see the traces for outdoor life: he wore a hunters pants & moccasins no chest coverage other than two crossed bandoliers 1 having the sheath of a longsword which he used for his shortsword and the other wore an arrow container with around 25 arrows in it and the bow hanging across it. Long blonde hair onto his shoulders, partly tied together by a ritual hair band pulling part of judes hair into a pony tail which wasnt a ponytail because it fell along with the other hairs, small blue eyes which where scanning the area constantly and a huge smirk al over his face. Your quite a small wood elf arent you? From that moment on I decided we would be best friends.
this is the kickoff, its kind of long and from here globally the 2 guys will go to the imperial city. im jude mc mayhem and anyone can be swift wind. and then at the city these youngsters would start a litlle gang whilst growing up. as soon as swift gets 16 they d be considereed adults and the gang will somehow disband^^
how ya like it???
rules are: stay realistic. setting is fantasy but please limit that a litlle bit. no murdering of people who join, NO super powers^^ thats it maybe adjusted if things go bad
but thats all for now
-Jude
here it is:
The tale of Jude Mc Mayhem, the Nord Mercenary.
Hmmm, yep this is it this is the life, also away from all the adventuring going about now with those oblivion gates and that Nervarine over in morrowind. In my time that was different, here in my woodland outpost I can get to rest, its one of the less inhabited parts of cyrodiil: the west weald. And most of it is mine too, mine by right that is. Ive got the deeds to prove it!!! Given to me by the emperor himself, why??? Ill tell you why but its quite a long tale, still interested??? Ok I will tell you the tale of Jude Mc Mayhem.
The story begins with a really meagre child hood in the mean streets of what the imperials call the cheydinhall city. An 8 years old kid, mother was a murdered whore, father was some kind of mercenary who was never at home and when he was he would beat the crap out of the boy, the kid had a lot of bad experiences on the streets like the local kids gang always beating him up; we dont like woodelfs the leader would say before they beat him up and robbed him clean again. My friend swift wind was that kid. One day he decided to try and get out of town: life must be much better in the imperial city or at least the local gang aint there. So he took his 1 gold and 5 apples and started the trip, all the way to the west, he had stolen a card of cyrodiil from a shop keeper once, also he grabbed a butter knife he once found laying round but had hidden since that day.
Now he was all packed and ready to go.
The first obstacle to conquer was the way out of the city, the gates where closed and the guards wouldnt let anyone pass, totally not a little boy who looked like he hadnt had a bath in weeks (which was true of course). And there where no sewers showing this was not such a big town and it had a small river going though it all the way from lake Arrius to the north the to the reed river to the south. Since the count of the city really didnt think anyone was stupid enough to go out of town that way and since he actually didnt care so much that exit way was unguarded, by guards that is. The place where the river went through the wall was the hide out of the local kids gang who always used to beat me up so I had a choice: 1: sneaking past them and going into the water really silent hoping I wouldnt wake them, 2:l like 1 but then including robbing them for a change 3: going in using my butter knife on the leader and hoping the rest would flee. I went for option 2 since I had build quite some sneaking skills by then. How do you think I ever couldve stolen that map otherwise
There he was moment supreme 5 feet away from the first kid, he gently snuck upon him and checked his goodie bag in it where 2 loafs of bread and 5 coins so he took the bread and the coins and went onto the next of a total of 5 kids at that spot. Then I saw him, he was standing watching the river as if he was waiting for something to happen. Maybe they expected me maybe not, but best to try and get rid of that guy first, so he took a small rock and threw it into the water; plomp the kid walked into the water and he followed him then when he stood still checking his surroundings for what he had heard he was behind him, rose from the water and grabbed him by the mouth too keep him quiet and pulled him on shore. There he took the rope which held his pants up and used it to bind his arms, then he placed a rock in his mouth and used a piece of fabric to keep it in place this kid wasnt going to be a bother anymore he only looked scared or mad I dont know. Anyways he checked his pockets and found a dazzling 10 gold pieces and a few berries. Onto the others but all of his pockets where all full so he decided to just grab the biggest bag there was and get the hell out before anyone would wake up, hmm weird the biggest bag was with the biggest guy who was also the leader of the gang.. well since he already didnt like the woodelfs swift wind decided to give him another reason to hate his kind. he took the bag and quickly wrote a note (yes he could write) : serves you right, the wood elf and also left a piece of fabric from my clothes which still had some blood from one of the times they beat me up. Then he went out.
After a short swim he came on land and said to himself: hmm what to do what to do, where the heck is the west, maybe I had better waited till sunrise to see which way I should go. Then he remembered that there was a stable at the west end of town so he started rounding the walls. Kind of stupid actually; walls that can hold of armies but this little beggar just walks underneath them without anyone seeing him. The I heard a sound, no a voice rather a really soft voice, but it was a very low voice too so whispering didnt go off the owner well. Then I saw an orc and it was a big one, he was on the wall and I didnt see any guards he let down a rope. Then I saw the other orc, this one I recognised it was a maiden orc named
Oghash gra-Magul a girl of 9 years old, she worked for the orum gang or at least thats what swift wind had heard. Best to stay out of trouble and swift wind didnt like the girl anyways so he just waited till they where gone the big guy back to where ever behind the wall and oghash into the unknown wilderness. Now with that problem out of the way swiftie finished his walk around the walls when he reached the stables: now all I have to do is go down that road my back facing the city and ill arrive in the imperial city in no time. Or so he thought
The walk down the road was an easy walk but since our small wood elf hadnt slept for the night he was quite tired. And the inevitable happened 15 miles out of the city bounds swift was to tired to go on any longer so he had to find a place to sleep. hmm hey there is a landmark on my map, harms folly, hmm maybe I can sleep there. So our young adventurer went over to the golly which turned out to be a farm, oddly enough the owner was not called harm he had another name which I cant seem to remember, it was a nice farm; a family of three: husband wife and grandpa. Fortunately gramps was called harm so that solved the name mystery. The man was rather grumpy, but the woman made up for that once she saw poor swift wind her motherly instincts rand wild, and 5 days later our good friend was put in a nice shirt all clean, shoes which where uneasy but better then open feet and some breeches which where a bit too big for his size also the butter knife was there replaced by a kitchen knife. Still not much to look at but better then the one he had before. After those five days he told the family about his plan of going to the big city and showed the map: im not sure why the ground is colored differently here but I guess it wont be a big problem but the man of the house told swift wind that that was the nibeney basin which surrounded the imperial city isle.
Auch that was a setback for good old swiftie but it was not undoable to walk a bit more and it was also the way he met me.
Yea I guess you guys already had figured it out swift wind isnt the main character in this little story the hero of this here tale is me but without swiftie there wouldnt have been a great hero Jude Mc Mayhem, or at least not the way I am now.
On the way to the imperial city suddenly a cat-man clothed in leather walked upto swift wind, as fast as humanly possible swiftie pulled his kitchen knife, the brigand pulled out a bow. Hold it right there you little punk dont move a muscle or ill be putting an arrow through it, he said. Then there was a heluva lot of noise, it sounded like a battle cry but the voice which was shouting it couldnt make the tones required to make it sound impressive. A young nord came running up the back of the brigand, he couldnt have been older then 10 and yet he just ran in there with little attention for the huge disadvantage the brigand turned around and was just able to block the opening blow.
And now the battle begun in earnest; Swift wind thought he had an opening and tried to drive the kitchen knife up the spine of the brigand, but somehow the brigand noticed or he wanted to get rid of him first before concentrating on the nord, because he turned around put the bow on his back and pulled an fine iron long sword. Now he was both bigger then swiftie and he also had a bigger weapon, swiftie was doomed. But the enormous courage of the nord, and the huge amount of stupidity, required for a very dangerous attack: the nord named jude ran up to the cat-man and grabbed him in the neck, pulled him backwards and kicked him in the butt, now the brigand was forced to lay down chest facing sky and Jude took his free right hand which had wielded the shortsword he wielded as if it was a longsword and he put the naked metal against the neck of the cat-man and said: now hush little kitty dont you cry everythings gonna be alright and he used the nod of the handle to knock the cat-man unconscious.
Immediately Jude began pulling off the leather armor the brigand had been wearing, swift wind walked up to him and said: hey aint that leather a bit too big for you?? jude replied oh yes it is but im not gonna let this brigand have it either. Then swift winds eyes fell on a dagger which was on the belt of the brigand: can I have that dagger this one? Oh sure here ya go thats a bit better than that kitchen knife of yours. Jude Mc Mayhem soon to be hero and full time adventurer pleased to meet you. While hiding the dagger in my shirt in a conveniently placed sheath swift replied: Swift Wind the wood elf pleased to meet you and by the way your not a soon to be hero anymore hehe. The conversation went on about cows & calfs and some local mumbo jumbo until both asked what the other was doing here In the first place.
As for swift we already know but jude had an interesting story of his own: he was an orphan but too wild for any orphans hostel too keep him so at quite young age, probably around 16, he went out into the wild to learn the lands, now that swift took a good look at him he could see the traces for outdoor life: he wore a hunters pants & moccasins no chest coverage other than two crossed bandoliers 1 having the sheath of a longsword which he used for his shortsword and the other wore an arrow container with around 25 arrows in it and the bow hanging across it. Long blonde hair onto his shoulders, partly tied together by a ritual hair band pulling part of judes hair into a pony tail which wasnt a ponytail because it fell along with the other hairs, small blue eyes which where scanning the area constantly and a huge smirk al over his face. Your quite a small wood elf arent you? From that moment on I decided we would be best friends.
this is the kickoff, its kind of long and from here globally the 2 guys will go to the imperial city. im jude mc mayhem and anyone can be swift wind. and then at the city these youngsters would start a litlle gang whilst growing up. as soon as swift gets 16 they d be considereed adults and the gang will somehow disband^^
how ya like it???
rules are: stay realistic. setting is fantasy but please limit that a litlle bit. no murdering of people who join, NO super powers^^ thats it maybe adjusted if things go bad
but thats all for now
-Jude
