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The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Uncle Sparky, Dec 31, 2017.

  1. Serutan

    Serutan Eatibus Anythingibus

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    Capitalization is important It is the difference between:

    I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse. And

    {violation of forum rules}
     
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  2. Uncle Sparky

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    I went shopping for a cherry and a microphone...

    Bought a Bing.
    Bought a boom.
     
  3. Serutan

    Serutan Eatibus Anythingibus

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    Psi.
     
  4. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    How much space will Brexit open up in the EU?

    1 GB
     
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    Oh, dear God.
     
  6. Uncle Sparky

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    Zen

    When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
     
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  7. Uncle Sparky

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    If Trump should die before I wake,
    I pray to God the news ain't fake.
     
  8. Uncle Sparky

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    Valentine's thought...

    If you are seeking a mate who doesn't like Star Wars puns, you are looking for love in Alderaan places.
     
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