Serutan Eatibus Anythingibus Joined Feb 20, 2002 Messages 5,580 Location Baja Arizona Jan 31, 2020 #201 Capitalization is important It is the difference between: I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse. And {violation of forum rules}
Capitalization is important It is the difference between: I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse. And {violation of forum rules}
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Jan 31, 2020 #202 I went shopping for a cherry and a microphone... Bought a Bing. Bought a boom.
Serutan Eatibus Anythingibus Joined Feb 20, 2002 Messages 5,580 Location Baja Arizona Jan 31, 2020 #203 Psi.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Jan 31, 2020 #204 How much space will Brexit open up in the EU? 1 GB
Arakhor Dremora Courtier Super Moderator Supporter Joined Mar 27, 2009 Messages 39,745 Location UK Jan 31, 2020 #205 Oh, dear God.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Feb 7, 2020 #206 Zen When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Feb 12, 2020 #207 If Trump should die before I wake, I pray to God the news ain't fake.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Feb 14, 2020 #208 Valentine's thought... If you are seeking a mate who doesn't like Star Wars puns, you are looking for love in Alderaan places.
Valentine's thought... If you are seeking a mate who doesn't like Star Wars puns, you are looking for love in Alderaan places.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Feb 21, 2020 #209 My wife is furious with our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard... Personally, I'm on the fence.
My wife is furious with our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard... Personally, I'm on the fence.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Feb 23, 2020 #210 A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I hate auto-correct.". Last edited: Feb 23, 2020
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 3, 2020 #211 I'm reading a horror novel in braille. Something terrible is going to happen... I can feel it!
Arakhor Dremora Courtier Super Moderator Supporter Joined Mar 27, 2009 Messages 39,745 Location UK Mar 6, 2020 #212 I don't know much about the coronavirus, but a West Sussex Eighties' punk band is The Cure.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 8, 2020 #213 Son: Dad. I just received the Leslie Nielsen Badge at school! Dad: What's that? Son: A large building full of students. Last edited: Mar 8, 2020
Son: Dad. I just received the Leslie Nielsen Badge at school! Dad: What's that? Son: A large building full of students.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 15, 2020 #214 The advantage of easy origami is two fold.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 16, 2020 #215 Son: Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like? Dad: No sun.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 18, 2020 #216 I just wrote a song about a tortilla... Actually, its more of a wrap.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 20, 2020 #217 In Germany, soon the only food left will be sausages and cheese. This is a Wurst Käse Scenario.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 22, 2020 #218 If Finland locks down its borders, no one will cross the finish line.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 23, 2020 #219 My thoughts and prayers go out to all those married men in lockdown, who used the phrase, "I'll do that when I have the time"...
My thoughts and prayers go out to all those married men in lockdown, who used the phrase, "I'll do that when I have the time"...
Ozbenno Fly Fly Away Moderator Hall of Fame Staff Joined Apr 5, 2006 Messages 11,826 Location Sydney, Australia Mar 23, 2020 #220 The unwritten rules of dealing with a global pandemic 1. 2. 3.