Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Uncle Sparky, Dec 31, 2017.
I quit my job at the Helium plant.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD...
I know it was here a minute ago.
Son: I just built a model of Mount Everest.
Dad: Is it to scale?
Son: No. Just to look at.
Mandatory temperature screenings will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert...
If you're hot blooded, they'll check it and see.
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