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The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Uncle Sparky, Dec 31, 2017.

  1. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    I quit my job at the Helium plant.

    I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD...

    I know it was here a minute ago.
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    Son: I just built a model of Mount Everest.

    Dad: Is it to scale?

    Son: No. Just to look at.
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    Mandatory temperature screenings will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert...

    If you're hot blooded, they'll check it and see.
     

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