Doc says "It's bad news I'm afraid. You've a very rare condition that means you can't remember the 80's"
Man asks "What's the cure?"
Doc "It's worse than I thought!"
If you tell dad jokes when you're a child, you have to wait until you're an adult before the punchline becomes apparent.
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate, but my roommate used the paper to roll up his joint. Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to see again.
Jeff, an Oxford comma, and a semicolon walk into a bar. They both had a great time.
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