Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Uncle Sparky, Dec 31, 2017.
- World's yoga capital?
- Omsk, naturally.
Boris Johnson thinks ethics is a county to the East of London.
Stop asking me to find your X. She isn't coming back.
I don't know Y either.
I once knew a chap who could talk for hours about mayonnaise. He was a great sauce of information.
I think he spread it on too thick.
I've just written a self help book on what to do if you fall down a staircase.
It's a step-by-step guide.
I'm not saying it's hot outside... but two hobbits just threw a ring at me.
I now realize taking my dog named Shark to the beach was a bad idea...
Racecar backwards is racecar.
Racecar upside down is expensive.
That's like the blue sheep. When a certain strain is neutered, their wool develops a blue tint, which makes the wool, thence the sheep very valuable. It's best to keep off the blue spayed ewes.
And scruples are money in Russia.
[Insert = politician of choice] is the only living heart donor.[/insert]
What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
People take their boots off before they jump on a trampoline.
There's a lawyer and a snake that would like to speak to you outside for stealing that joke.
If you want to take your lawyer to an event, try this one.
Why did the courts always release the Penguin without having him post bail?
He wasn't a flight risk.
A barrister told me this one about 30 years ago.
Whats black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
Where is the best place to weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
This one really does belong here...
Alligators can live up to 100 years.
This is why there is a strong probability that they will see you later.
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