I was thinking about getting the wife a Rolex for her birthday, but then I remembered there was already a clock on the stove.
A recent survey revealed that 1 out of 3 people that are in a serious relationship are unfaithful. I'm wondering whether it's my wife or my girlfriend who's the cheater.
Another survey revealed that 1 out of 3 people are considered "ugly". The next time you're in a movie theater, take a look at the persons sitting to your left and right. If they both look okay, guess what?
In the entrance exam for medical school, one of the questions was to rearrange the letters “PNEIS" into the name of "an important human body part which is most useful when erect."
Those who answered "SPINE" are now doctors.
The rest of us are posting jokes on the internet.