I was thinking about getting the wife a Rolex for her birthday, but then I remembered there was already a clock on the stove.
A recent survey revealed that 1 out of 3 people that are in a serious relationship are unfaithful. I'm wondering whether it's my wife or my girlfriend who's the cheater.
Another survey revealed that 1 out of 3 people are considered "ugly". The next time you're in a movie theater, take a look at the persons sitting to your left and right. If they both look okay, guess what?