What do you call a wolf who works in a bank?
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Gori the Grey
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What do you call a moneylender so merciless that he drives everybody away?
I think that's the fastest I've ever had a post liked, AmazonQueen. I posted, went back to change one word, and before I could post again, I saw the notice of your like.
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I think that's the fastest I've ever had a post liked, AmazonQueen. I posted, went back to change one word, and before I could post again, I saw the notice of your like.
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Uncle Sparky
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What do you call a 200 kg. gorilla that works at a bank?
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Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he will rob everybody.
Give a man a bank and he will rob everybody.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and you'll be rid of him for the whole weekend.
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Give a man a fish, he eats for today. If he wants something other than raw fish, he'll need a fire as well. Perhaps that burning fella over there.
I was waiting for the train, when I saw a woman with a bright colorful parrot on her shoulder.
Upon closer inspection, she turned out to be the ugliest woman I had ever seen.
"Hello" she smiled, showing both her teeth, the stench from her breath brought back long forgotten memories I'd rather not think about.
"Morning" I replied, wishing that would be all...
"Hey mister, if you can guess what this bird this is on my shoulder, I'll let you have sex with me, right here and now." she said.
So, I replied: "... eh, is it perhaps an ostrich?!"
"Hm... you know what..." she said. "Close enough!"
Upon closer inspection, she turned out to be the ugliest woman I had ever seen.
"Hello" she smiled, showing both her teeth, the stench from her breath brought back long forgotten memories I'd rather not think about.
"Morning" I replied, wishing that would be all...
"Hey mister, if you can guess what this bird this is on my shoulder, I'll let you have sex with me, right here and now." she said.
So, I replied: "... eh, is it perhaps an ostrich?!"
"Hm... you know what..." she said. "Close enough!"
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Whereas I keep waiting for the mobile store near me to do so, but it's been in the same spot for years.
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Gori the Grey
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Flabbergasted? I'd have been scared sheetless if something like that happened.
I loved going to that store!
Buying my pencils there was never pointless.
Uncle Sparky
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A friend of mine quit working for a mobile store. After two year, he found he wasn't going anywhere.
Uncle Sparky
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I was unable to attend the urology lecture, but watched the live stream.
Give a man a poisoned fish and you will feed him for a lifetime.
Uncle Sparky
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Unless he's French with autocorrect. (poison/poisson)
Uncle Sparky
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A few years later, Mrs. Hanson told her teenaged sons to quit burping at each others, or they'd be grounded.
So they told her they were writing a new song, (MMMBop)
Women in the Black Country have stronger accents than men. The female of the species is more Dudley than the male.
