The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

^I think I died and went to @Arakhor heaven. Also known as hell ^^

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His only sin was cheating on a school test when he was, maybe, eight? Harsh.
 
Why not the Dantean nine, I wonder.
 
They became more severe, but his lowest levels are frozen. (That does not mean his highest levels are the hottest, so yeah, you give a good answer to my question; for purposes of this comic's joke, it's better not to evoke the Dantean hell (though even just levels does that, frankly)).

Perhaps he skived off science too?
Would the science of Dante's day know that heat rises? A good question.

They thought that the way that tongues of fire leaped upward was because they were seeking their "proper" sphere in the empyrean. But that's kind of a different thing from knowing that heat rises.
 
Would the science of Dante's day know that heat rises? A good question.

They thought that the way that tongues of fire leaped upward was because they were seeking their "proper" sphere in the empyrean. But that's kind of a different thing from knowing that heat rises.
I suspect the science of Dante's day would have thought heat rose more than we do today.

As you say the element thesis had fire rising, as it is obvious in actual fire. The Chinese had hot air balloon lanterns in the 200's BC, surely the scholars of Europe must have established that hot air rises, and that is a much more accurate statement than heat rises.
 
surely the scholars of Europe must have established that hot air rises
You say that, but they just plain didn't look at the world the way we do.

Like, Aristotle argued that men had more teeth than women, and they didn't just . . . go look!
 
Maybe hot air was at least mentioned in Anaximenes' treatise, in the 6th century BC. It was a work mostly about material properties of things.
But Dante lived 1800 years later ^^

Anyway, Thucydides mentions a fire-spewing siege engine that Thebes used to take over an Athenian (wooden) fort (iirc Socrates was also in the fort at that time; he certainly had to cover the retreat in a battle between Athens and Thebes). So they should have had people who were familiar enough with how fire works.
 
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The prologue of Henry V starts, "O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend The brightest heaven of invention". Shakespeare is presumably referencing Aristotelian physics, which held fire to be the lightest of the four elements.
 
I still love disco, very much very much. Love me some Boney M! Ra-RA-RASPUTIN!:run::rockon:
 
I still love disco, very much very much. Love me some Boney M! Ra-RA-RASPUTIN!:run::rockon:
With the fist and the dagger, with the rifle and the lance, we will suffer no intrusion from the Infidels of France.

Spoiler Ride to Agadir :
They rode in the morning
Casablanca to the west
On the Atlas Mountain foothills leading down to Marakesh
For Mohammed and Morocco
We had taken up our guns
For the ashes of our fathers and the children of our sons.
For the ashes of our fathers and the children of our sons.
In the dry winds of summer
They were sharpening the blades.
They were riding to act upon the promise we had made.
With the fist and the dagger
With the rifle and the lance
We will suffer no intrusion from the Infidels of France.
We will suffer no intrusion from the Infidels of France.
Ride, ride, ride, ride to Agadir.
Ride, ride, ride, ride to Agadir.
...
Though they were waiting
And they were fifty to our ten
They were easily outnumbered by a smaller force of men.
As the darkness was falling
They were soon to realize
We were going to relieve them of their God-Forsaken lives.
We were going to relieve them of their God-Forsaken lives.

 
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